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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

dsriggs posted:

The WWE is about to release something... WACKY

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/842074228312559616
Given how much a fan he is of Eric Andre and Tim & Eric I want to believe that Cena convinced Vince to okay this

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

achillesforever6 posted:

Given how much a fan he is of Eric Andre and Tim & Eric I want to believe that Cena convinced Vince to okay this

imagine Vince being shown The Eric Andre Show with a very eager Cena saying 'see we could do something like that, but like it's one of the old school regional promos and all'.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Tatum Girlparts posted:

imagine Vince being shown The Eric Andre Show with a very eager Cena saying 'see we could do something like that, but like it's one of the old school regional promos and all'.

I hope he showed him the Jericho ep.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Speaking of Jericho, I hope this show is all a covert leadin to the network premiere of Strange Kentucky People.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
There's a new contender for "worst WWE shirt of all time":

https://twitter.com/WWEShop/status/841680416348241920

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Not even close.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
I hope Cena brings back Bird Up, as a special episode of the Bellas' show without anyone else in on the joke

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Off the top of my head, that Jomosapiens shirt is much worse.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Venomous posted:

So UpUpDownDown just hit a million subscribers, and they did a video with Stephanie and it's actually okay. I mean, most of the video is just Austin interviewing Stephanie, but Stephanie isn't playing her lovely heel authority figure in the video, so that makes it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpUxhIC_iPk

Why can't I get this Stephanie? Why can't I get the wrestlers doing their own stuff off bullet points and dialing it up to 11 for those who can?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Venomous posted:

So UpUpDownDown just hit a million subscribers, and they did a video with Stephanie and it's actually okay. I mean, most of the video is just Austin interviewing Stephanie, but Stephanie isn't playing her lovely heel authority figure in the video, so that makes it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpUxhIC_iPk

steph youre playing SoR2 Blaze you can literally solo the whole game on anything except mania just using ->->B come on girl

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


dsriggs posted:

The WWE is about to release something... WACKY

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/842074228312559616

looks like I'm keeping the Network

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

dsriggs posted:

The WWE is about to release something... WACKY

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/842074228312559616

I don't know what I want more, for them to never actually wrestle on this show, or for them to do a single house show at the end of the season, only they do it in some lovely, small place, only advertise it locally, and don't tell anyone that it's WWE related.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Rhonne posted:

I don't know what I want more, for them to never actually wrestle on this show, or for them to do a single house show at the end of the season, only they do it in some lovely, small place, only advertise it locally, and don't tell anyone that it's WWE related.
combine NXT with this and have the greener PC folks put on the matches in these humor gimmicks with Cena and someone else doing mean spirited commentary in their characters. Like, Patrick Clark on NXT? Bad idea. Patrick Clark in SRW? Perfect.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

dsriggs posted:

The WWE is about to release something... WACKY

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/842074228312559616

To hell with parody just make the entirety of WWE this

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

dsriggs posted:

For ladygraps fans, Io Shirai's had her tryout. Also, Wes Brisco is having another try for some reason.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/io-shirai-jaime-espinal-attend-wwe-tryout

lol they edited Io Shirai out of the article

Dr. Baker
Jan 25, 2012

Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me
Mods, change Rovert's name to NY Post's Own Rovert. Thanks.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

AsInHowe posted:

I hope Cena brings back Bird Up, as a special episode of the Bellas' show without anyone else in on the joke

John Cena may finally be the person to Legalize Ranch.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Rovert let's meet in a private place where no one will read to discuss what good scoops you may have on my favorite wrestler The Big Show. Meet me in the Wrestling Dreams thread

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

That DICK! posted:

Rovert let's meet in a private place where no one will read to discuss what good scoops you may have on my favorite wrestler The Big Show. Meet me in the Wrestling Dreams thread

Honestly don't have anything.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Get out of here.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

That DICK! posted:

Rovert let's meet in a private place where no one will read to discuss what good scoops you may have on my favorite wrestler The Big Show. Meet me in the Wrestling Dreams thread

I just met Big Show on Monday, and boy do I have the scoop for you















he's very tall

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

rovert posted:

Honestly don't have anything.

why are you protecting Big Show? Maybe we've uncovered rovert's source?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Baron Corbyn posted:

why are you protecting Big Show? Maybe we've uncovered rovert's source?

He told me:

a) Io Shirai was the standout at this week's tryout
b) Io Shirai is main roster ready.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

rovert posted:

He told me:

a) Io Shirai was the standout at this week's tryout
b) Io Shirai is main roster ready.

Well put her on NXT then!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Well put her on NXT then!

She needs to learn where the cameras are you dummy

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

rovert posted:

He told me:

a) Io Shirai was the standout at this week's tryout
b) Io Shirai is main roster ready.

Can't wait to see her get fed to Roman on her debut.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

AsInHowe posted:

I just met Big Show on Monday, and boy do I have the scoop for you















he's very tall

I wonder if he could teach me how to be that.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

BrigadierSensible posted:

I wonder if he could teach me how to be that.

Sources say you can't teach that.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dave posted:

A lot of times people talk about how there's no long-term planning but the WrestleMania 34 main event, which obviously could change, is set for Lesnar vs Reigns for the Universal title.

:laffo:

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

:getin: roman will be the death of the wwe

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

rovert posted:

He told me:

a) Io Shirai was the standout at this week's tryout
b) Io Shirai is main roster ready.

Sounds like she'd make a worthy replacement for Shaq.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nothing of that is the least surprising. Hopefuly they left SD alone.

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
I'd prefer the main event to be Roman vs literally anybody else but hell I'm just glad he's gonna be back where he deserves to be

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


WadeBartender posted:

I'd prefer the main event to be Roman vs literally anybody else but hell I'm just glad he's gonna be back where he deserves to be

Not up there... DOWN THERE?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WadeBartender posted:

I'd prefer the main event to be Roman vs literally anybody else but hell I'm just glad he's gonna be back where he deserves to be

Brock is not contracted beyond Mania 34 currently

He's going to retire Taker and Brock back to back

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Chris James 2 posted:

Brock is not contracted beyond Mania 34

He's going to retire Taker and Brock back to back

:bisonyes:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Another year, another desperate attempt to coronate the Big Dog.

They should bring back KOTR again so he can have an actual crown

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

WWE please. I am loving begging you. For the love of god...

...make every Wrestlemania match feature Roman in it.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





rovert posted:

He told me:

a) Io Shirai was the standout at this week's tryout
b) Io Shirai is main roster ready.

I've seen her matches with Meiko Satomura, I could have told you that.

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

triplexpac posted:

Another year, another desperate attempt to coronate the Big Dog.

They should bring back KOTR again so he can have an actual crown

they should have him beat shinsuke on raw and then have shinsuke tell him he is the new king of strong style

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