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Blaise330 posted:Apparently some people fantasy booked Big E as the 2nd guy at first. I wonder how that rumor got skewed. Did they just hear it was a black guy and assumed it was the gyrating hips guy? I mean I suppose that's a better guess than guessing it was Byron Saxton or something. Byron doesn't have emotions. He's a robot that only gets powered on when it's time to do commentary. Meanwhile attractive people are loving each other and I'm furious they're not loving me. I'm not gonna watch the videos but how was Brad's form? Was it as sturdy and controlled as his tight shirts make me believe it was?
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Push El Burrito posted:Byron doesn't have emotions. He's a robot that only gets powered on when it's time to do commentary. No all the sex was very boring, just up down up down. Maddox naked and peering into Paige and Xavier's crotches is pretty funny though. Paige loves anal and facials too, good for her.
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To carry drunken Xavier to bed, tuck him in and lay next to him until morning.
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Trying to imagine the poo poo Xavier's gonna get from Kofi and E about this though. Infinite supply of jokes.
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"She calls it the Paige Tap Out maggle!!" *unzips pants*
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Barreft posted:No all the sex was very boring, just up down up down. Maddox naked and peering into Paige and Xavier's crotches is pretty funny though. Mods change my name to Disappointed by Superstar loving.
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most of the money you've ever handled in your life has had cum, cocaine, and poop on it
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Forceholy posted:You can't even blame Xavier for this. Sexually adventurous goth girls are like nerd kryptonite. To be fair what else are they gonna do? Go out and get zika? Get eaten by roving hordes of wild dogs?
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tao of lmao posted:We're all made from cum.
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That is not true cum is sinful and terrible. We are made from storks.
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Platypus Farm posted:To be fair what else are they gonna do? Go out and get zika? Get eaten by roving hordes of wild dogs?
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Endorph posted:lie about getting mugged then flee to mexico Oh man, I'd almost forgotten about that. I wish big e would do that. Except instead of lying about being mugged, have sex with the mugger.
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Endorph posted:most of the money you've ever handled in your life has had cum, cocaine, and poop on it only after I'm done with it
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Don't have sex with muggers they will leave right after it's done there is 0 cuddling.
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i've done it and a Good tip to do is right here: suck the vitamims out of every u.s. dollar bill until you learn to feel some of them emotions
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Is everyone in the thread just assuming that no one washed the belt after. Like, Paige just puts it away with dried up cum all over it and fans handling it the next day are all 'wow, the belt is kind of crusty' and she's all 'yeah that's just the gold plating heheheheh' I mean she's pretty loving carny and all but come on
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Marquis de Pyro posted:Is everyone in the thread just assuming that no one washed the belt after. Like, Paige just puts it away with dried up cum all over it and fans handling it the next day are all 'wow, the belt is kind of crusty' and she's all 'yeah that's just the gold plating heheheheh' whats the point of cumming on something if you're just going to wash it off
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Barreft posted:I dunno how to embed twitter but I love JTG so made a screenshot: Brooklyn Brooklyn
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Bill Goldberg posted:whats the point of cumming on something if you're just going to wash it off cumpennies
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I was at the Raw house show in Syracuse last night and Woods didn't come out with the rest of New Day. Did this have to do with The Troubles? Also, I got to watch a stage director have a nuclear loving meltdown because the giant Booty-Os box wouldn't fully inflate. It was awesome.
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How could it inflate? The magic just isn't there without Xavier.
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People are saying that the sex tapes could hurt Paige in the eyes of the WWE. But don't they hate her anyway due to *alleged* cocaine stuff, and her relationship with Alberto etc. And if it affects Xavier, then surely Kofi and E will quit in solidarity, (given they have said taht they will quit if/when New Day is broken up). And now they have New day "hosting" Wrestlemania, they wouldn't do anything to that team.
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OldTennisCourt posted:If this fucks up Xavier's career for some reason it's a travesty and I'll honestly drop WWE for good, like I'm not joking either. Doubt that it would gently caress up his career. Vince will be impressed enough alone he bagged page, but to have maddox film them on top of things will only raise his stock further. Expect a decent singles push coming up. Also, former champions keep their belts and new champions get a new copy. The cum belt is Paige's belt. pigz fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Mar 19, 2017 |
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Platypus Farm posted:To be fair what else are they gonna do? Go out and get zika? Get eaten by roving hordes of wild dogs? I dunno, what do the devoutly religious athletes do?
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Blaise330 posted:How could it inflate? The magic just isn't there without Xavier. It was beautiful, he flung his headset and clip board and jumped up and down a few times flapping his arms like a chicken while he was screaming. He kinda looked like Paul E. Dangerously, which was the real icing on the cake. My daughter was bummed Woods didn't show because she thinks he's hysterical. I would hate to think the poor guy was too humiliated to do his thing or whatever.
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New Day Sucks and I hope they go off my TV and take Dean Ambrose with them.
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Paulocaust posted:New Day Sucks and I hope they go off my TV and take Dean Ambrose with them. Is your gimmick having the most breathtakingly awful opinions about wrestling ever
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pigz posted:Also, former champions keep their belts and new champions get a new copy. Does this mean Charlotte and Sasha have 50 belts apiece?
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WrasslorMonkey posted:Does this mean Charlotte and Sasha have 50 belts apiece? - yes - they get a new copy of the belt to keep. The actual presented belt is the same belt for everyone unless there's a design change, so that belt stays in circulation. That travel belt is probably the one photographed here.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Is your gimmick having the most breathtakingly awful opinions about wrestling ever Dean Ambrose is so wacky! What's he gonna do next!!! Probably forget to sell a finisher and wrestle like sloppy poo poo but who knows!!!! (He's like the joker)
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AsInHowe posted:- yes drat, that's a lot of cum!
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Paulocaust posted:Dean Ambrose is so wacky! What's he gonna do next!!! Probably forget to sell a finisher and wrestle like sloppy poo poo but who knows!!!! (He's like the joker) what are you even babbling about
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DangerDummy! posted:I was at the Raw house show in Syracuse last night and Woods didn't come out with the rest of New Day. Did this have to do with The Troubles? He was at SXSW doing video game stuff for his YouTube
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Paulocaust posted:Dean Ambrose is so wacky! What's he gonna do next!!! Probably forget to sell a finisher and wrestle like sloppy poo poo but who knows!!!! (He's like the joker) What's he gonna do next? Well, it involves the intercontinental title belt
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