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Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Rinkles posted:

On top of that, the game's apparently quite buggy, and not just in it's presentation. I'll probably be picking it up when it gets its first significant discount.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFXKTvO3Jr4

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Plavski posted:

A lot of the performances were phoned in too, which hurt in the general impression. Matthew Perry was a massive Fallout zealot and overjoyed at the opportunity to be in a game he literally had to see a doctor about cos he was playing so much. Then whoompf, he gives a pathetically flat and awful performance. Things like that in such a character driven game will bite you in the rear end. New Vegas was at least really well written tho, even if the performances sometimes didn't meet that high watermark. We seem to be getting the worst of both worlds in ME:A. I'm very glad I cancelled my pre-order.

That being said obsidian cobbled together one hell of a diverse voice cast. I think they had more Star Trek alumni than all the mass effect games put together. Then they also had a ton of mainstay professional voice actors around as well, like Liam Obrien.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

precision posted:

Gosh, I'm glad I never played Halo 4. It seems like it might not be cool to keep saying Andromeda has "the same ending" because wouldn't that be inadvertent spoilers and jerk-like behavior?

The illusion of choice in ending is just a thing.

ME:2 people liked but it basically has the same ending no matter what you did (unless you put effort in to have a "everyone but joker dies" ending)

DA:I has pretty much no plot deviations based on player choice that will matter apart from who you gently caress.

ME:A is space DA:I so I'm expecting much of the same. Not playing it until end of the week though.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Well I gotta go pick my wife up and then get some sleep so I'm rested for noted GOTY Mass Effect Andromeda: Deluxe Edition to unlock on my Sony PlayStation 4. Think I'll pick up a nice bottle of Scotch with all that money EA's been paying me to post in here.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

chiasaur11 posted:

I just saw a video with a conversation where they talk about how OLD Drack is, since he (gasp!) remembers first contact with humans.

Like every human on the expedition who was thirty or older when the thing launched.

Everything I have seen of the writing makes me miss renegade interrupts. If only Javik was on the expedition. The airlock would see so much more use.

There's slicker flirting in Konosuba, a show where the plot revolves around the idea every one of the heroes is some combination of stupid, psychotic, and rear end in a top hat. I think it's less that the writing gets better and more your brain stops noticing how terrible it is as a defense mechanism.

they gutted the conversation system it seems. like walker mentioned. they try to redo that famouse "do you believe in god" thing from 1. but you only have 2 options(yes i believe, or "no gently caress you fool") and you can't explore it more.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Zzulu posted:

Yeah I never finished Fallout 4. I got maybe halfway? I dunno

I never even met the son everyone kept talking about here on SA

lmao i blazed through the story and shot my son in the face before i even found out who he is

like your main enemy is a group that's killing people and replacing them with robots and they welcome you into their base fully armed, and the first person you meet is their boss who is completely unarmed with no guards around

he opened the door and turned into a mist

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Minrad posted:

stop looking at my rear end and focus on my discolored neck seam
___________________________________\


That face is also known as "I hope she doesn't smell that nasty fart I just ripped"

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

DancingShade posted:

DA:I has pretty much no plot deviations based on player choice that will matter apart from who you gently caress.
The Mage / Templar choice near the start affects which story mission you get and who is the one of the supporting villains for the rest of the game.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
It's getting a lot of bad reviews. Thank god.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I love seeing this haircut in the screenshots because it gives me legit hope that I'd be able to make Shepard look like Kramer which would be incredible.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Do you at least get to make sweet tender love to the Archon in this game

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



The Dennis System posted:

It's getting a lot of bad reviews. Thank god.

Yes, the audacity of something getting a review above a 5.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Palpek posted:

I love seeing this haircut in the screenshots because it gives me legit hope that I'd be able to make Shepard look like Kramer which would be incredible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-6yxSgxk1U

Someone needs to use this to back some of the gifs in the game.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

orange juche posted:

Yes, the audacity of something getting a review above a 5.

In an era where a score of 7 drives Zelda fans to murderous rage a 5 is like genocide or something I don't even know.

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

orange juche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-6yxSgxk1U

Someone needs to use this to back some of the gifs in the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zUilV_oemg

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
also i'm gonna ask my boss at work to give me the title of ARCHON instead of manager

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




Are there any of the squid guys who talk funny returning to this game?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




Seinfeld music really makes everything better.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

VulgarandStupid posted:

Are there any of the squid guys who talk funny returning to this game?

the reapers were defeated/defeated us in ME3

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
rip blasto, the pathfinder we need but don't deserve

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

VulgarandStupid posted:

Are there any of the squid guys who talk funny returning to this game?

If it can't reuse an human skeletal mesh from some unity store asset pack it's not happening.

Oh wait it was Unreal 2.5 to Frost-Battlefield-whatever. Same diff.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



FactsAreUseless posted:

"unatco?!" jc denton kramers in the door and just keeps kramering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against bookshelves. he kramers against manderley's toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say your killphrase but he's kramering at such a high velocity you just can't quite make it out. as he finally nails a texture seam and falls out of the map you think you hear him exclaim "I'm in unatco, that's what's so CRAZY about this" on the way down

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy

Zzulu posted:

Do you at least get to make sweet tender love to the Archon in this game

I hope so, he has beautiful eyes.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I'm not cancelling my preorder and I'm going to play and maybe even enjoy this game tonight.

Mr. Baps
Apr 16, 2008

Yo ho?

DancingShade posted:

In an era where a score of 7 drives Zelda fans to murderous rage a 5 is like genocide or something I don't even know.

It's really funny that this is still happening with specifically Zelda games. Remember when Twilight Princess got like an 8.8 from GameSpot and certain parts of the internet loving lost their minds lmao

Avalerion
Oct 19, 2012

The conversation system seems like what they had in DA2 - and that only worked because sarcastic Hawke making innapropiate quips at everything actually turned out funny.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

The Dennis System posted:

It's getting a lot of bad reviews. Thank god.


Positive: 18 out of 28
Mixed: 10 out of 28
Negative: 0 out of 28

:confused:

Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

I just wanna be a dick to other people with chat options. I know Renegade as it stood isn't a thing anymore but just let me be mean and take out my insecurities on these dumb cat aliens please.

chiasaur11
Oct 22, 2012



Evil Canadian posted:

I just wanna be a dick to other people with chat options. I know Renegade as it stood isn't a thing anymore but just let me be mean and take out my insecurities on these dumb cat aliens please.

You cannot.

Ryder, unlike Shepard, has very few opportunities to be an rear end in a top hat.

Which is sad, since the entirety of Andromeda deserves it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Avalerion posted:

The conversation system seems like what they had in DA2 - and that only worked because sarcastic Hawke making innapropiate quips at everything actually turned out funny.

It works in this too.

:( I was once in a terrible battle, many of my people died and I barely escaped with my life.

:downs: Sounds fun!

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

chiasaur11 posted:

You cannot.

Ryder, unlike Shepard, has very few opportunities to be an rear end in a top hat.

Which is sad, since the entirety of Andromeda deserves it.

Dammit.

I really really wanted to be a militaristic space rear end in a top hat so much.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Avalerion posted:

The conversation system seems like what they had in DA2 - and that only worked because sarcastic Hawke making innapropiate quips at everything actually turned out funny.

it seems even less then that, at least in that game you had more options. this has pretty much 2 for everything.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
its weird looking at the metacritic 'mini' reviews that seem to be mostly criticism but still green

does anyone have that image of 'video game review scores in the 90s vs now' with the two stacked bar graphs

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

Evil Canadian posted:

I just wanna be a dick to other people with chat options. I know Renegade as it stood isn't a thing anymore but just let me be mean and take out my insecurities on these dumb cat aliens please.

sorry dude, in this colonial fantasy you can only be different shades of aware and accepting of difference

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
thank you thread for suggesting horizon, that game is cool as gently caress and it ate all my productivity yesterday

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

precision posted:

Gosh, I'm glad I never played Halo 4. It seems like it might not be cool to keep saying Andromeda has "the same ending" because wouldn't that be inadvertent spoilers and jerk-like behavior?

actually, it's extremely cool that Mass Effect: Andromeda basically has the same antagonist and ending as Halo 4 because the guy who wrote Halo 4 only knows 1 story and if anyone reads it and gets butt devastated over having the ending spoiled (because its the same as Halo 4, btw, take that poo poo to the bank) then, heck, there was nothing that could be done

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Bud K ninja sword posted:

thank you thread for suggesting horizon, that game is cool as gently caress and it ate all my productivity yesterday

yeah, i have heard amazing stuff about it. ill probaly pick it up in a week or so. how is the combat. i heard mixed stuff about it.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Milky Moor posted:

IMDB doesn't appear to list who the voice-over director was but it doesn't look like it was anyone from ME2 or 3.

Performance and Voice-Over Producer/Director: Caroline Livingstone (everything from Jade Empire to now)
Performance and Voice-Over Technical Producer: Steve Lam (ME1, ME3)
Performance Capture Manager: Crystal McCord
Associate Voice-Over/Performance Producers: Shannon Blanchet (voices), Patrick Michalak (SW: Battlefront, Mirror's Edge 2)
Dialogue Specialist: Scott McKellar

cams posted:

at what point did the trial end? i just finished the main quest on eos and i imagine i am passing that point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqNIOc8rgc&t=31s

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Clawtopsy posted:

its weird looking at the metacritic 'mini' reviews that seem to be mostly criticism but still green

does anyone have that image of 'video game review scores in the 90s vs now' with the two stacked bar graphs

If you read the meat of most reviews they're deeply critical and note that the game is full of bugs, questionable design choices, bad dialogue and janky animation. They're far from positive reviews. It's mostly combat and the world visuals that are bumping the score up.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah, i have heard amazing stuff about it. ill probaly pick it up in a week or so. how is the combat. i heard mixed stuff about it.

better if you have a native spirit whispering the dark arts of proper bow shootering into your ear but perfectly serviceable if you suck like me.

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