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ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
I've got a lot of time for this game, and while theres some astonishingly duff writing happening fairly regularly I'm having a lot of fun with it. I mostly like the party and the fights are fun as gently caress when it gets hard.

THAT SAID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slUq8-OfQ8
Check this poo poo out. Look at this loving needless animation. You cannot skip this. It's about a minute to go to TWO planets without even scanning them. Fuuuuuck oooooff.

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TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD

2house2fly posted:

I want to be Ryder, I'm fed up of being a decorated war veteran and ultimate badass right from the start. I want to earn my ultimate badass status over the course of the game.

yeah i dont like the dominance of badasses in video games either, but ryder is too short and dorky for me ever seeing them rise to the occasion

Number Ten Cocks
Feb 25, 2016

by zen death robot
(Beams out Hedrigall signal)

Serf
May 5, 2011


Endorph posted:

theres this alien race in birdy the mighty that's basically just a sentient dinosaur skeleton, and i want to gently caress those

See this is the true Mass Effect spirit.

TEENAGE WITCH
Jul 20, 2008

NAH LAD
in this game ur the Anders

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

TEENAGE WITCH posted:

in this game ur the Anders

oh poo poo we get to do space 9/11?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009


Red Mundus
Oct 22, 2010
Pathpounder we need you(r dick).

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lol if you aren't playing your ryder as a vocel failson/faildaughter

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
There were bird aliens in one of the Wing Commander expansions that I wanted to gently caress

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

hooley dooley

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




:eyepop:

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

Number Ten Cocks posted:

(Beams out Hedrigall signal)

Hi.





...





...






gently caress YOU BIOWARE


loving FUUUCKKK YOUUUUUUU


I'M loving DONE

PREORDER loving CANCELLED

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



new thread title is good

ObesePriest
Nov 4, 2008

ShineDog posted:

I've got a lot of time for this game, and while theres some astonishingly duff writing happening fairly regularly I'm having a lot of fun with it. I mostly like the party and the fights are fun as gently caress when it gets hard.

THAT SAID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slUq8-OfQ8
Check this poo poo out. Look at this loving needless animation. You cannot skip this. It's about a minute to go to TWO planets without even scanning them. Fuuuuuck oooooff.

I'm not going to lie. This was a big reason that changed me from buying it vs waiting for a sale/patches.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





I think I should probably refund this game because it is bad.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Hedrigall posted:

Hi.





...





...






gently caress YOU BIOWARE


loving FUUUCKKK YOUUUUUUU


I'M loving DONE

PREORDER loving CANCELLED


This game is trash

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

ShineDog posted:

I've got a lot of time for this game, and while theres some astonishingly duff writing happening fairly regularly I'm having a lot of fun with it. I mostly like the party and the fights are fun as gently caress when it gets hard.

THAT SAID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slUq8-OfQ8
Check this poo poo out. Look at this loving needless animation. You cannot skip this. It's about a minute to go to TWO planets without even scanning them. Fuuuuuck oooooff.

Gotta be loading times right

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica
You know what, I could choose between food and ME:A this month, I chose Mass Effect.

Get wrecked, haters.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ShineDog posted:

I've got a lot of time for this game, and while theres some astonishingly duff writing happening fairly regularly I'm having a lot of fun with it. I mostly like the party and the fights are fun as gently caress when it gets hard.

THAT SAID.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slUq8-OfQ8
Check this poo poo out. Look at this loving needless animation. You cannot skip this. It's about a minute to go to TWO planets without even scanning them. Fuuuuuck oooooff.

Also the loving awful and over-exagerrated chromatic aberration that is all over everything in this game. This is a problem we've fixed in 2017, I am pretty sure they can actually grind lens sets in the future.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




man

remember when goons were defending this game?

those were not very smart goons

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

I'm gonna gently caress bigfoot and this stupid picture can't stop me

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

bluegoon posted:

You know what, I could choose between food and ME:A this month, I chose Mass Effect.

Get wrecked, haters.

Fool!

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica

Kirios posted:

man

remember when goons were defending this game?

those were not very smart goons

There are smart goons?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
I might also gently caress the loch ness monster if he has a monster dong

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Hedrigall posted:

Hi.





...





...






gently caress YOU BIOWARE


loving FUUUCKKK YOUUUUUUU


I'M loving DONE

PREORDER loving CANCELLED

Ahahaha you can only gfuck the catmans if you're female ryder?

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

Hedrigall posted:

Hi.





...





...






gently caress YOU BIOWARE


loving FUUUCKKK YOUUUUUUU


I'M loving DONE

PREORDER loving CANCELLED


well i guess i don't care about this game anymore, lol

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

Lt. Danger posted:

Witcher 2 is better than Witcher 3.

*incredibly wisely* They're both great.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Cowcaster posted:

new thread title is good
:hai:

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

lmao another poo poo game down the drain.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Unless I'm missing something the crafting system is even stupider than I thought. If you pick up some augments along the way you can't just craft another copy of the item and put the augment in you have to spend points researching the schematic again to be able to craft it.

I researched up to Valkyrie II but that motherfucker isn't in my crafting list.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Friendly reminder that this game is scoring lower than Dragon Age II.

This is the new worst Bioware game.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I'm glad we made it through four Mass Effect games without a good gay alien to gently caress. This is trash and I will crash a truck into Bioware HQ.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Kirios posted:

man

remember when goons were defending this game?

those were not very smart goons

To be fair I think they were mostly gimmick posting or shills

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

2house2fly posted:

I want to be Ryder, I'm fed up of being a decorated war veteran and ultimate badass right from the start. I want to earn my ultimate badass status over the course of the game.

Friend, let me tell you about a little video game called Dragon Age 2 Rise to Power: King-Queen of poo poo Mountain

bluegoon
Mar 5, 2010

by Pragmatica

gently caress I'd better get a green screen and shave, need to get on twitch to make back my losses somehow, now gotta repeat "like share subscrbe and subscribme thanks guys." eighty times an hour Jesus Christ.

RottenK
Feb 17, 2011

Sexy bad choices

FAILED NOJOE

1stGear posted:

Friend, let me tell you about a little video game called Dragon Age 2 Rise to Power: King-Queen of poo poo Mountain

isn't that a mobile game? counting those is cheating

Zigmidge
May 12, 2002

Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.
You guys better call your therapists soon, there are gamers buying the digital deluxe edition right now.

ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
It's me. I'm still defending this game but it's got some loving FRUSTRATIONS in it.

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Kirios posted:

man

remember when goons were defending this game?

those were not very smart goons

Utnayan was right. :tinfoil:

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