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One Swell Foop: Aug 5, 2010; I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Low Desert Punk posted:

What kind of sad person has only went to 10 shows in 14 years of their miserable life

And why get a tattoo of them like its a massive number

It's a roadie tattoo, those are tours he worked... unless that's :thejoke:

, in which case whoosh I guess

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# ? May 8, 2024 14:15

bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

I think it's inspired by a Bond movie

The Bond movie was called Octopussy not Octoanus though

# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:53

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

Heath posted:

Well, get on it

My plan is find a woman who I like first and then convince her to get it done.

# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:57

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

drat that was awful

# ? Mar 20, 2017 23:58

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

It's a good butt tattoo

# ? Mar 21, 2017 02:59

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Endless Mike posted:

Given the Jesus fish, I'm surprised there is only one "Christian" band on that list.

# ? Mar 21, 2017 03:04

Psychobabble!: Jun 22, 2010; Observing this filth unsettles me

cyberia posted:

There's another site like this, tattly, that some girl used to constantly try to guerilla market in the tattoo thread in YLLS. They're such garbage, ugh.

Also, that rear end-spider reminds me of a model, Daizha Morgann, who has octopus tentacles tattooed on her thighs and rear end. They're well done but very tasteless. Idk if she has the octopus beak tattooed around her rear end in a top hat though.

She was less model and more a Vegas stripper who needed something to stand out according to an interview I watched with her. Maybe she's moved into modeling since, though why not both? There's videos of her twerking and it's drat hypnotic. Either way I like it :shrug:

# ? Mar 21, 2017 16:41

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

BrigadierSensible posted:

Given the Jesus fish, I'm surprised there is only one "Christian" band on that list.

If it's not Creed why bother

# ? Mar 21, 2017 16:50

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

ricketyvickyt posted:

From a few pages back, but did everyone miss the 'my beloved dog Hitler' part?

Tasteless Tattoos: my beloved dog Hitler

# ? Mar 21, 2017 17:01

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Lucid Nonsense posted:

From a few pages back, but did everyone miss the 'my beloved dog Hitler' part?

Tasteless Tattoos: my beloved dog Hitler

reminds me of an American Justice episode about this couple that murdered some people and then robbed/hid in a Hooters, and had two snakes named "HIV" and "Hitler"

# ? Mar 21, 2017 21:20

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

# ? Mar 21, 2017 23:04

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

# ? Mar 22, 2017 00:39

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Lucid Nonsense posted:

From a few pages back, but did everyone miss the 'my beloved dog Hitler' part?

Tasteless Tattoos: my beloved dog Hitler

The joke is so that you can say things like, "Hitler pissed on the rug again," or, "Hitler won't stop with the rancid Beggin' Strips farts," or "Hitler has an appointment to get neutered on Thursday."

# ? Mar 22, 2017 01:20

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

http://imgur.com/Il0l7g6 :nws:

Shrimp on the Barbie

# ? Mar 22, 2017 01:35

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Picnic Princess posted:

Shrimp on the Barbie

I am really glad you explained this because I was thinking it was a bizarrely specific fetish.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 02:45

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

DumbparameciuM posted:

No way, that's a dudes back? Holy poo poo.

Good to hear back from you Derek, glad you're not in a bin in the back of a Nomads clubhouse or something, heh. I think you made the right call by not wandering in there after that, if only other people in your town had made the same call. Oh well. More lovely ink for the lovely ink gods I suppose.

Re imgur images, check the "BBCode" info on the "post reply" page, you're looking for the [ img]/[ timg] stuff. SA automatically appends the tags when you paste an imgur URL.

I am not a smart man.
I got some really, REALLY lovely phone pics of the place this last weekend when I was up there. Mostly of the really, REALLY lovely flash art in the window.
Yesterday I created an Iimgur account, loaded the pics up & off into the interwebs they went. Do I know where they are on imgur now? Did I incorrectly put in account details & passwords which I now can't reclaim? I also tried to paste the URL here but it kept saying it exceeded limits of something or other. loving technology.

According to my brother, the Nomads have nothing to do with the place because of how lovely it is. Dude must really suck when they DON'T molotov your workplace.
There's a big army training base in Singleton so that might be where his victims come from.

At work now. Might have a bit of a play with imgur when I get home.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 04:01

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Derek of the Andes posted:

Do I know where they are on imgur now? Did I incorrectly put in account details & passwords which I now can't reclaim?

Those are some deep Zen questions there mate.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 06:27

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I am really glad you explained this because I was thinking it was a bizarrely specific fetish.

I was guessing Prawn Star :shrug:

# ? Mar 22, 2017 07:55

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Psychobabble! posted:

She was less model and more a Vegas stripper who needed something to stand out according to an interview I watched with her. Maybe she's moved into modeling since, though why not both? There's videos of her twerking and it's drat hypnotic. Either way I like it

How can you say this and not post a gif?!

# ? Mar 22, 2017 08:21

TapTheForwardAssist: Apr 9, 2007; Pretty Little Lyres

ZombieJesus posted:

How can you say this and not post a gif?!

Of the interview?

# ? Mar 22, 2017 12:25

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

Picnic Princess posted:

http://imgur.com/Il0l7g6

Shrimp on the Barbie

So many small pastry tattoos. I never knew that was a thing.

# ? Mar 22, 2017 13:07

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

dpack_1 posted:

So many small pastry tattoos. I never knew that was a thing.

Pillsbur-doughboy-fucks-lil-debbie-tattoo.jpg

# ? Mar 22, 2017 18:54

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Of the interview?

Yeah that's what we really wanna see!

# ? Mar 22, 2017 19:17

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:07

DPM: Feb 23, 2015; TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Low Desert Punk posted:

"Hold up one second there, let me sign this for you so everyone knows who did this awesome BIC prison scratcher on you!"

# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:59

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Low Desert Punk posted:

I'd bet money that's pen. Radical, dude!!

# ? Mar 23, 2017 02:25

someone awful.: Sep 7, 2007

Low Desert Punk posted:

Dunatelb

# ? Mar 23, 2017 02:26

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Johnny Truant posted:

I'd bet money that's pen. Radical, dude!!

see, I was thinking like this was a comic con, and that the TMNT artist drew that real quick and then signed it, and then the dude was later going to get it tattooed which I guess some people are into, I don't know, but then I realized I had spent way to much time thinking about it

# ? Mar 23, 2017 04:42

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Definitely more time than anyone involved in the creation of that thing.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 04:51

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

ladron posted:

see, I was thinking like this was a comic con, and that the TMNT artist drew that real quick and then signed it, and then the dude was later going to get it tattooed which I guess some people are into, I don't know, but then I realized I had spent way to much time thinking about it

This is fresh from my Facebook feed, when someone reshared a photo from high school. Dude 1 scribbled a Ninja Turtle on Dude 2 during English class and signed it so everyone knew it was him. Not a tattoo, but that art is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

My favorite part is the stick going through his throat.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 15:20

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Low Desert Punk posted:

This is fresh from my Facebook feed, when someone reshared a photo from high school. Dude 1 scribbled a Ninja Turtle on Dude 2 during English class and signed it so everyone knew it was him. Not a tattoo, but that art is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

My favorite part is the stick going through his throat.

thanks for sharing pictures of your wacky high school hijinx in the tattoo thread. sounds like it was a hoot.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 15:24

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

Mother-daughter tattoos:

ricketyvickyt has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Mar 23, 2017

# ? Mar 23, 2017 15:45

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

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Mother-daughter tattoos:

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Mommy is trying to pressure sever her thumb.

# ? Mar 23, 2017 19:47

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

ricketyvickyt posted:

There isn't a :rolleyes:

big enough for this.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:22

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Thank you for the permanent red flag there lady.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:25

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

ricketyvickyt posted:

Mother-daughter tattoos:

Isn't the teacup supposed to be a boy?

Also it looks like to make teh tattoos line up properly, they need a really awkward angle. Otherwise mum has a teapot snotting out a rainbow, and her daughter has a cup with it's head on fire.

And I don't think I am teh only one irritated by the infinity/heart/Daughter(Mother) thing.

# ? Mar 24, 2017 02:29