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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Slime posted:

Indiana Bones the Temple of Poon.
I'm 13.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
BZZ BZZ BZZZZ

THAT HOLE, IT WAS MADE FOR ME!!!!!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah no i doubt that severely

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Well, that would have been immensely funnier if the picture of the gigantic dildo looking tank I thought I had put in there was actually there.

Or at least made a bit more sense...

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Apr 10, 2017

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

yeah no i doubt that severely

Well his mother has been around the block a few times if you know what I mean....

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....
When the mods let a funny thread go on long enough:

RaceFat posted:

just wanna let y'all know that this thread has been bringing me great joy, great joy to the point that i decided to make/build a song out of some of my fav comments here. thanks for so many laughs! couldn't include everything i wanted to, but i'm still really happy with how it turned out. PLZ ENJOY, MAY YOUR BALLS BE HOT 4EVER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXyQ-OD3hM0

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Saint Freak posted:

Ah yes the ol' local Holocaust Center. Thought I'd pop down to the local Holocaust Center and pick up some supplies. I heard two towns over is getting one of those Super Holocaust Centers with a butcher shop and everything.

ElGroucho posted:

Got some rad savings down at the Holocaust center, I heard they've got a patio area now too

Saint Freak posted:

Just don't ask to use their 'alternative washrooms'

Phanatic posted:

But their housewares collection is amazing. They have some really nice lamps.

Bobby Digital posted:

Why not just buy in bulk at Caustco?

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

their crystalware is cheap and breaks easily though

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's funny that everybody's always taking about how much business the HC does. The co-op place to the left of it does millions more but nobody ever talks about it.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

RandomFerret posted:

It's funny that everybody's always taking about how much business the HC does. The co-op place to the left of it does millions more but nobody ever talks about it.

The Darfur Depot?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Beachcomber posted:

Thank you, it didn't even occur to me that sugar would have an LD50.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

RandomFerret posted:

It's funny that everybody's always taking about how much business the HC does. The co-op place to the left of it does millions more but nobody ever talks about it.

Stal-Mart?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

the holodealmore

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
The Ship'N'Purge

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

i thought of another good hitler one: the night of the low prices

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

We have deep reductions on furniture to spice up your lebensraum

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Why are yall still making bad holocaust jokes

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Bouquet of fingerless cocks

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

purple death ray posted:

Why are yall still making bad holocaust jokes

Because there's no good holocaust jokes?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You know what's worse than Holocaust jokes?

The Holocaust.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
Y'all heard that Holocaust Centers are slashing prices by a Third, Reich?

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
I'm never shopping at a holocaust center again after last time. I went there to pick up some new shoes and when I got to the clothing section they were all just laying there in a big pile! It took hours to find a matching pair in my size. Lazy employees.

two stars.

Buckets has a new favorite as of 16:57 on Apr 12, 2017

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Quick someone make an Unfunny Forum Quotes Thread to house all this purestrain comedy gold seeping up from the burst septic tank that is pyf

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

purple death ray posted:

Quick someone make an Unfunny Forum Quotes Thread to house all this purestrain comedy gold seeping up from the burst septic tank that is pyf

There's a pretty good compilation here

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Saint Freak posted:

There's a pretty good compilation here

:iceburn:

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
They have soooo many quality used children's shoes at Osh Koshswitz

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

Your Gay Uncle posted:

They have soooo many quality used children's shoes at Osh Koshswitz

stop

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not mousing over that link but it's purple death ray's post history, right?

poo poo, you guys are good

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Nein.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I didn't know people could post in the comedy gas chamber.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Your Gay Uncle posted:

They have soooo many quality used children's shoes at Osh Koshswitz

Personally I prefer to shop for shoes next doors, at Birkenaustock.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

purple death ray posted:

Quick someone make an Unfunny Forum Quotes Thread to house all this purestrain comedy gold seeping up from the burst septic tank that is pyf
But enough about your posting history.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is it satire if you have redundant references to the same tired cliché

GodspeedSphere
Apr 25, 2008
I personally am enjoying the horrible puns, but I'm also a puerile manchild. Your mileage may vary?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

GodspeedSphere posted:

I personally am enjoying the horrible puns, but I'm also a puerile manchild. Your mileage may vary?

Or. You could say. Your mileage. Macht frei.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Paladinus posted:

Or. You could say. Your mileage. Macht frei.

No you couldn't, gently caress off

Pun chains should be punishable by permaban, they are the worst thing that tedious shitheads post.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

No you couldn't, gently caress off

Pun chains should be punishable by permaban, they are the worst thing that tedious shitheads post.

I agree, I'm a way bigger fan of incredibly aggressive, angry posts about different posts that the posting poster posts to let us know what kind of posts they dislike and how angry these posts are making them.

Those are certainly good posts.

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Improbable Lobster posted:

No you couldn't, gently caress off

Pun chains should be punishable by permaban, they are the worst thing that tedious shitheads post.

Of course this guy just Goebbels up the bait

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