Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Despite rescue efforts by two local animal lovers, “Rue” the rouge rooster is still roaming the streets of Albany.

Edit:

Ted Cruz’s college days as a widely hated masturbator have come back to haunt him.

Edit2:

The Navy is investigating a decorated SEAL who moonlights as a porn actor.


quote:

Schmidt, 42, has spent 23 years in the military and holds numerous medals, including a citation of valor for combat overseas. He has appeared in recruiting campaigns, even serving as the face of the SEAL program on its website, the [San Diego] Union-Tribune said.

He has appeared under the name Jay Voom in at least 29 sex films over seven years with titles such as "Apple Smashing Lap Dance" to "Strippers Come Home Horny from the Club," the paper said.

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Apr 15, 2017

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
1,100 strangers showed up at his home for sex. He blames Grindr

Over the past five months, Matthew Herrick says that 1,100 men have showed up at his home and workplace expecting to have sex with him. Herrick is suing Grindr, the popular dating app for gay and bisexual men, because of it.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/grindr-lawsuit/index.html

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Lime Tonics posted:

1,100 strangers showed up at his home for sex. He blames Grindr

Over the past five months, Matthew Herrick says that 1,100 men have showed up at his home and workplace expecting to have sex with him. Herrick is suing Grindr, the popular dating app for gay and bisexual men, because of it.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/14/technology/grindr-lawsuit/index.html

That dude needs to be going after his ex more than Grindr.

Also within that article is a video titled "To combat revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Henchman of Santa posted:

Also within that article is a video titled "To combat revenge porn, I had to copyright my breasts."

Sadly that might actually be more effective than going through the default rigmarole. all websites have a standard dcma takedown system, not so many have a system for removing involuntary porn

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

So this article about the fighting at that trump rally isn't funny but it does have this bit I laughed at

quote:

The rally, one of many being held across the country, is sponsored by the pro-Trump group Liberty Revival Alliance and was originally scheduled for noon to 4 p.m. in Martin Luther King Jr. Civic Center Park. A regularly scheduled farmer’s market, which is usually held adjacent to the park, was canceled as a precaution.

A single vendor showed up Saturday to sell organic produce. “Rain or shine or fascism we will be here,” said a young woman operating the cash register.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

This is like done stupid bro story come to life

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

timefly
Apr 29, 2008

Idiots. Snorting benzos is a total waste.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I've read it about 4 times, and my brain is just refusing to parse it.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Istari posted:

I've read it about 4 times, and my brain is just refusing to parse it.

it's not a real article

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Mycroft Holmes posted:

it's not a real article

Well now I'm confused and disappointed.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Mycroft Holmes posted:

it's not a real article
next thing you're gonna tell me is that you shot the easter bunny

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Azathoth posted:

next thing you're gonna tell me is that you shot the easter bunny

but he did not shoot the deputy

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Vice is so absurd, it makes it almost impossible to tell when people are making fun of it.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
When your human-interest writer just does not give a poo poo any more.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Vice is so absurd, it makes it almost impossible to tell when people are making fun of it.

There is a real article on furries fighting fascists.

The Fantastic Fascist-Fighting Furry Force Five.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I always knew this day would come.
It seems that every subculture goes through a purge phase after it gets big enough.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Unlike some dusters which become lost easily these quality implements combine functionality, visibility and safety in a petite package.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I bet that fake fur gets really manky in a flash.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







On the homepage of a national paper here, not hidden away in the regionals, I love this island :allears:

quote:

Alfie Greenaway said he had to stand back and look twice before believing what was before him.
He took this photo on Saturday morning on the way to work and posted it to his Facebook page where it sparked disbelief.
"This section of the road looks complete and is open. It's strange that they left the lamp post in the middle of the footpath," he said.
"I take my grandkids for a walk here, and if holding one in each hand, will have to move onto the cycle path to get around it. If cyclists are coming then we could have total gridlock."

Chaos reigns

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/lamp-post-installed-in-middle-of-footpath-sparks-outrage-among-locals-its-ludicrous-35629065.html

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Nigerian police this week found $43 million in an upscale apartment in Nigeria.

http://www.complex.com/life/2017/04/nigerian-police-get-anonymous-tip-43-million

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Lime Tonics posted:

Nigerian police this week found $43 million in an upscale apartment in Nigeria.

http://www.complex.com/life/2017/04/nigerian-police-get-anonymous-tip-43-million

Oh my god! He really WAS a prince! Why did I ignore him?

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Murphys Law posted:

Oh my god! He really WAS a prince! Why did I ignore him?

All these years that poor Nigerian Doctor Judge Prince has been trying desperately to get the money out of the country but everyone either ignored his pleas or gave up before the big payoff.

:saddowns:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pookah posted:



On the homepage of a national paper here, not hidden away in the regionals, I love this island :allears:


Chaos reigns

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/lamp-post-installed-in-middle-of-footpath-sparks-outrage-among-locals-its-ludicrous-35629065.html

Where on Earth would they do something so stup-- Ahhhhhh, of course.

Lurgan.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Penises hung in Yellow Springs vagina tree

http://www.dayton.com/news/local/penises-hung-yellow-springs-vagina-tree/mH6UMa3wvWk8dexUay8elN/

The police officer arrived at the scene after a business owner called around lunchtime to report that the man was being combative and yelling, the dispatcher said. The officer talked to the man.

“While he was free to hang penises in the vagina tree, he needed to stop shouting at passersby,” the police report says.

The dispatcher said the man hung about five penises in the tree and attempted to buy more felt from a Yellow Springs business. The shop owner refused.

The man removed the felt penises from the vagina tree the following day. The man said he had made his point, the dispatcher said.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lime Tonics posted:




“While he was free to hang penises in the vagina tree, he needed to stop shouting at passersby,”



New thread title.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

whiteyfats posted:

New thread title.

Seconded

Sordas Volantyr
Jan 11, 2015

Now, everybody, walk like a Jekhar.

(God, these running animations are terrible.)

And make that three.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




God drat it. I knew letting them go to vocational school was just asking for trouble.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pookah posted:



On the homepage of a national paper here, not hidden away in the regionals, I love this island :allears:


Chaos reigns

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/lamp-post-installed-in-middle-of-footpath-sparks-outrage-among-locals-its-ludicrous-35629065.html

Lol uk local news makes American local news seem like a michael bay movie

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sordas Volantyr posted:

And make that three.

dis:agreed:

The better quote is “The man removed the felt penises from the vagina tree the following day. The man said he had made his point, the dispatcher said”, even if the end phrase/clause has to be removed to fit.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Oh, noooooooooooo

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Good on her for improving her game!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sask. ranchers stunned as beaver herds 150 cattle

Curious heifers marched after beaver, rancher calls event a very Canadian moment

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/sask-ranchers-stunned-beaver-1.4073018

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Lime Tonics posted:

Sask. ranchers stunned as beaver herds 150 cattle

Curious heifers marched after beaver, rancher calls event a very Canadian moment

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatoon/sask-ranchers-stunned-beaver-1.4073018

I wonder what the beaver thought? It doesn't seem alarmed.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

I wonder what the beaver thought? It doesn't seem alarmed.
Imagine that you're out running errands one day and as you go about your business, NFL offensive linemen just start following you around. One or two at first, but then a few more show up. They make small talk and chat amongst themselves, and aren't threatening at all, but wherever you go, they follow you like lost puppies, and every time you turn around, there seems to be a few more of them and they're all expecting you to lead them somewhere. They can't tell you where they think you're going, but they're all quite sure that you're going to go there soon and they're happy to follow you until you get there. At some point, as unnerving as the experience might be, you're probably just gonna keep running errands and hope they get bored.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Every Republican is a crook and a scam artist, so who cares?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Steve King is, no joke, a white supremacist. The fact that the Iowa dems can't get their poo poo together enough to run a real challenge to a man who openly praised the KKK is an indictment of the party as a whole.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply