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Get yourself a sweet potato and chop it up for ease of blending Chop up an apple too A banana Some carrot A stick of cinnammon Blend with unsweetened almond milk, adding each ingredient after proper blending of the last Also add all of your rum! Braun Strowman will amaze us with another feat of uncanny strength as he flips on his side an injured Roman Reigns for a sponge bath, also administered by Braun Stroman Charlotte Flair and Becky Lynch continue their storied rivalry as they promo against each other once again using only angry vulture squawks and Banjo Kazooie noises respectively We'll find out if Doctor Gonzo has finally gotten a job the lazy prick And we'll further flesh out the House of Horrors match that's coming up on Payback that is shaping up to be the scarriest one yet, for within this House of Horrors is said to contain a Bray Wyatt match! Kevin Steen is gonna talk like a fat rear end in a top hat to AJ Styles And then on 205 Live, can Jack Gallagher slam the one hundred and ten pound TJ Perkins? And will we see Cedric Alexander again soon cuz he's real good what the gently caress!
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 05:41 |
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I'm watching Smackdown right now. Wwe Smackdown vs Raw video game fights on YouTube that is. Preparing my mind and body for a wonderful evening with WWE.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:03 |
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i dont drink so i wont be having any rum also is there a super early pre-show or is this one of those 'gotta be first' things
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:05 |
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with two hours ago we have time to RP out a big battle royale before things get going I come out to the ring to my entrance music, "Wolf Like Me" by TV on the Radio. I roll onto the mat and salute the crowd
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:05 |
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dromal phrenia posted:i dont drink so i wont be having any rum You would then be using all of your rum! It's not a competition thing I just like to post is all.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:08 |
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RacistGuidingLight posted:You would then be using all of your rum! I throw RacistGuidingLight over the top rope while he's distracted posting at the other guy
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:09 |
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I come out to the ring to my entrance music, "Gymnopédie No.1" and act kinda like Mankind except handsome and sexy and much sleepier I eye my opponents and yawn, then crawl to the corner and munch on some gummy bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:11 |
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i come out to cut a promo and i say "rovert," and the crowd cheers my name and gnashes their teeth and rends their hair
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:12 |
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The more I think about the Smackdown roster the more I want to try to get Battleground tickets on Saturday
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:17 |
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Bill Goldberg posted:i come out to cut a promo and i say "rovert," and the crowd cheers my name and gnashes their teeth and rends their hair I hold the top rope down as Pink Hater Boy here goes tumbling over like a friggin loser and his tights rip and everyone can see his lovely penis.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:17 |
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I Stand in the ring after i come to the Ring and say, "my catchphrase" called mmm bauby. the crowd starts chanting the lyrics to a different song all at once. every person is singing a different song from every other human around them. i start sweating a lot
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:18 |
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i'll just see myself out
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:18 |
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i consider sucking the bad penis but i feel unsure about risking the rumored illness of 'cummy gummy tummy'
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:19 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:23 |
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suddenly in the ring I start levitating off the mat inside of the ring. I am Heightening at a pace of 1 centimeter per 0.258 seconds. i start trying to "grapple" the air over and over for some reason, in the ring, but above The ring. my form clips through the ceiling of the arena and I successfully die.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:23 |
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jerusalem please make this the new forum title immediately
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:23 |
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Cavauro posted:suddenly in the ring I start levitating off the mat inside of the ring. I am Heightening at a pace of 1 centimeter per 0.258 seconds. i start trying to "grapple" the air over and over for some reason, in the ring, but above The ring. my form clips through the ceiling of the arena and I successfully die. "Your taste in erotic Japanese visual novels is garbage, and now, so are you!", I yell, as I gently close the lid over your head.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:26 |
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I am down like a clown to join the BAD PEN 15 CLUB.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:27 |
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i throw bill goldberg over the top rope and everyone else in the ring clears as i turn around and stare the next poster in the eye..... the crowd goes wild, recognizing the tension and buildup between me and the next poster
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:29 |
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its not going to take care of itself
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:30 |
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i accidentally drink RGL's drink instead of my own and suddenly begin drunken boxing
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:30 |
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Bill Goldberg posted:
you - what? YOU!?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:33 |
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inside of the closed toilet my dead ghost starts raising hell. It is rapidly quoting jim Ross throughout the years in a devil may care style. "He's tougher than a two-dollar steak!," yells the apparition which now solely represents my being. "Business is about to pick up!," my ghost hollers fairly loud but not too bad, and that business is inside the ring.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:36 |
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That DICK! posted:you - what? YOU!? yes, it's been me the entire time. that person you threw out of the ring was actually rovert dressed up like me
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:40 |
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running into the thread: Gas.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:46 |
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teams up with my nemesis bill goldberg to double clothesline doctorgonzo out of the ring IMMEDIATELY, a record elimination
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:46 |
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Rome or Deadwood, which is the better show?
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:47 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:Rome or Deadwood, which is the better show? [breaking kayfabe] it's deadwood.
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:47 |
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OldTennisCourt posted:Rome or Deadwood, which is the better show? westworld I enter as my second personality: Soothing Vapors-
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:48 |
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I enter the ring. it can't be! I'm actually deceased CMLL wrestler Thunder, back from the grave and looking to embark on a heart-pounding thrill ride of incredible proportions right here in Omaha, Nebraska
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:53 |
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Hey guys is Smackdown Live! on yet
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# ? Apr 18, 2017 23:53 |
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It's still an hour yet I am prepared to Smack Down. BTW they made me do an episode of Chrisley for work, the whole thing, so be excited for an episode where he has to become a waiter in his own home because he's offended his wife by having her do things for his mom on mother's day!
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:01 |
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they made you do what? what is your job
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:03 |
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he did the episode.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:05 |
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One of my jobs is I write closed-captioning for TV as well as behind-the-scenes footage that the sound guys and producers use (but isn't meant for airing). Sometimes also random other stuff like research for books or general interviews or w/e.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:08 |
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here's a closed caption for you: That DICK! rules
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:08 |
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I mean, that seems like something Todd Chrisley would say
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:18 |
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There was one line that was just said in such a way that I think they "get" that people think he's gay and play into it, having never seen a full episode before. It was about how milk is full of hormones and then he said how he loves hormones and they're great.
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# ? Apr 19, 2017 00:31 |
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that was a great smackdown we all just finished watching
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I'm ready to post.
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