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I can totally believe that last one because there are So Many Dogs in Boston when the weather is nice and people generally don't mind if you stop and say hi to them.
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Apr 29, 2017 17:31
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It's a collection of stories about large men having human feelings and fears, what a concept
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Apr 29, 2017 17:59
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:It's a collection of stories about large men having human feelings and fears, what a concept The size equivalent to "black people have hobbies and play video games" stories
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Apr 29, 2017 18:32
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sweeperbravo posted:The size equivalent to "black people have hobbies and play video games" stories My stdh.txt filter automatically translated "rough looking boys" into "blacks", especially after the "bro". I was surprised all of the descriptors weren't like that.
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Apr 29, 2017 18:38
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sweeperbravo posted:The size equivalent to "black people have hobbies and play video games" stories That reminds me of an "A black dude talked to me on the train about Goku and I was like whoa" thing These motherfuckers don't know black people loving LOVE Dragonball
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Apr 29, 2017 20:15
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What's with black twitter and sponge bob?
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Apr 29, 2017 20:26
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spongebob has been airing continually for the past 18 years
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Apr 29, 2017 20:28
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Alaois posted:spongebob has been airing continually for the past 18 years I've never seen it but I have seen a lot of references.
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Apr 29, 2017 21:01
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ElGroucho posted:That reminds me of an "A black dude talked to me on the train about Goku and I was like whoa" thing Everybody loves Dragonball. The great unifier of humanity is our desire to scream at the top of our lungs and punch aliens in the face.
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Apr 30, 2017 06:30
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: Sir, I believe you’ve just been outwitted by a child Manager: Sir I believe you've just been involved in poo poo that didn't happen. I suggest you run from the store while visibly shaking and crying and marry Albert Einstein immediately.
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NtotheTC posted:Manager: Sir I believe you've just been involved in poo poo that didn't happen. I suggest you run from the store while visibly shaking and crying and marry Albert Einstein immediately. Don't forget the dropping of his jaw and turning a deep shade of purple.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:04
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I like that the guy in the second story helpfully launched into story exposition mode.
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Apr 30, 2017 08:21
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Catberry posted:What's with black twitter and sponge bob? The black Twitter subreddit isn't actually full of black people
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Apr 30, 2017 08:51
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Drunk Tomato posted:The black Twitter subreddit isn't actually full of black people I know, I know. I just wonder where the connection comes from.
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Apr 30, 2017 16:36
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Catberry posted:I know, I know. I just wonder where the connection comes from. Bunch of white teenagers who think it would be hilarious if
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Apr 30, 2017 21:47
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cultural meme appropriation is the internet's holocaust
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May 1, 2017 14:27
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May 1, 2017 19:35
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what the gently caress is right
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ninety six likes to that last statement by the mom. These people have been waiting for some poo poo like this to go down
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May 1, 2017 20:33
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and that (imminent) baby was...
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:and that (imminent) baby was... Born with a few webbed toes, as well as a couple of other deformities.
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May 1, 2017 20:47
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Leavemywife posted:Born with a few webbed toes, as well as a couple of other deformities. Albort Ensten
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May 1, 2017 21:22
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Was pointed out in the IoSM thread, but this is clearly real because everybody says "what the gently caress *mom name*, mom" when they are trying to talk to their mother.
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May 1, 2017 22:50
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kazil posted:Albort Ensten Abort, Einstein!
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TheMostFrench posted:Abort, Einstein! Abortionstein
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May 2, 2017 03:11
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piss explosion posted:Abortionstein That was the doctor's name!
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May 2, 2017 03:15
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Some Idiot Redditor posted:
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Antsquote:This Troper has stuff he said constantly quoted back at him from all directions. You'd be amazed how quickly the phrase "Bullet Ants" becomes annoying. Congo quote:This troper's comedy club will congo line out of a preformance singing "Yellow Submerine" after an off hand line about the bright yellow shirts we wear to preformances. This troper catches some flak from being a lifeguard after he was nominated for an officer position. The girl he was running against was an over-achiever and was listing all the clubs she had been involved with prior to his own speech, so when it was his turn, the his decleration of the fact he was a lifeguard was met with laughter. To be fair, I had a point and I did get more votes than her (incumbant still won), but whatever the point was, it has been lost to time. Penny quote:Happens frequently with this troper her friends and her family. Often riddled with Shout Outs to comedians with her friends. One of the two that still live on despite the years with her brother is from an old Evangelion parody fandub, in which everytime Gendou was mentioned, it'd go "IT'S GENDOU" and start a little baseline tune (which is awfully similar to Gaara of the Funk). There was a point in which a piece of paper with "It's Gendou!" written on it would pass back and forth between the two bedrooms. The second one is much more recent, in which the siblings will say both at random times and when the opportunity arises, is "I found a penny!", in reference to the english version of this Black Cat page. It must be said in a ridiculously stupid voice. It was actually a bit of a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming when this troper once wrote a note to her brother about some stupid stuff she'd done, and in an attempt to cheer him up, taped a penny to the paper and wrote the second meme. It surprised her when she found the note on her bed later. She turned it over to find "IT'S GENDOU" written on the back. He ended up brightening up her mood with that simple line that hadn't been mentioned in years. Sudo quote:This Troper's friend has a website and a forum which has spawned a few exclusive memes (3 of which this troper has perpetuated), like Man Sudo (apparently a sudo command but is used as a superhero, MAN SUDO TO THE RESCUE), the overmention of Zimbabwe, Colour Pencils verses Color Pencils and this long word thing. And, to this troper's disbelief, there is a small wiki dedicated to it. ... Overcook quote:This troper is proud to say he started a meme at someone else's school. I told a friend of mine about a fanfic involving a severed head shouting "I'm going to overcook!" My friend then proceeded to shout this line in response to a perfectly reasonable question at his school the next day. Needless to say, numerous people at his school will now randomly shout that they are going to overcook. I'm so happy...
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Captain Monkey posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/68n1wj/tifu_by_spilling_a_massive_amount_of_blood_in_a/ Yeah, you can just buy fake blood. One kind the dollar store has sometimes is fine
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Captain Monkey posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/68n1wj/tifu_by_spilling_a_massive_amount_of_blood_in_a/ This didn't happen in so many ways--if it has any truth in it at all, there was probably a real crime in the vicinity and these idiots figured it was because of their dumb fake blood. But that's far too interesting to have happened to a redditor, and I think most redditors know this, which is why they must create false stories to show how awesome their lives must be as if no one on the internet can figure out how inane their lives actually are. Also this story is boring and dumb and the fact anyone would think their miserable existence is validated by a story that amounts to "we spilled fake blood lol so crazy amirite?!" probably explains why they are doomed to post on reddit for eternity e: Also LOL at the logic of "she is a theatre/photography type" so certainly she can whip up some fake blood in a jiffy! All of those "theatre" types of course possess this useless skill, especially those who are photographers life is killing me has a new favorite as of 06:15 on May 2, 2017 |
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May 2, 2017 06:10
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Khazar-khum posted:Ants I do not understand any of these
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Jay Rust posted:I do not understand any of these Yeah none sound like stdh, they're just all mind numbingly boring.
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Khazar-khum posted:This troper's comedy club will congo line out of a preformance singing "Yellow Submerine" after an off hand line about the bright yellow shirts we wear to preformances. This troper catches some flak from being a lifeguard after he was nominated for an officer position. The girl he was running against was an over-achiever and was listing all the clubs she had been involved with prior to his own speech, so when it was his turn, the his decleration of the fact he was a lifeguard was met with laughter. To be fair, I had a point and I did get more votes than her (incumbant still won), but whatever the point was, it has been lost to time. This one is all over the place. Does the first line have anything whatsoever to do with the following ones? Who cares that he lost an election? And what is he even trying to say in the last sentence? Anyway I could definitely see the first sentence happening with some obnoxious improv group, and I guarantee they are the only ones who find it funny and any applause they get from it is due to the fact that they are leaving the stage. I am beginning to suspect these tropers may not be all that smart and may, in fact, be idiots.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:This one is all over the place. Does the first line have anything whatsoever to do with the following ones? Who cares that he lost an election? And what is he even trying to say in the last sentence? As far as I can tell, the theme of this lot of Troper Fails seems to be that they made a meme. So the Troper once mentioned he was a lifeguard in a student election and now it is occasionally referenced in conversation and obviously hilarious.
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RZA Encryption posted:Yeah none sound like stdh, they're just all mind numbingly boring. Troper tales are always mind numbingly boring.. The one good thing is they always seem to start with that obnoxious "this troper.." line which prompts me to skip right past the entire post.
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piss explosion posted:Troper tales are always mind numbingly boring.. The one good thing is they always seem to start with that obnoxious "this troper.." line which prompts me to skip right past the entire post. Sometimes I skip them, sometimes it's like a car crash--I can't look away
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May 2, 2017 15:11
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kazil posted:Albort Ensten My son is also named Albort.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Was pointed out in the IoSM thread, but this is clearly real because everybody says "what the gently caress *mom name*, mom" when they are trying to talk to their mother. thats just how facebook works dude, its how you tag people so their fb tells you youre talking at them still fake tho
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Byzantine posted:Everybody loves Dragonball. The great unifier of humanity is our desire to scream at the top of our lungs and punch aliens in the face. Yeah but for some it's space aliens.
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