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OSI bean dip posted:You're stereotyping women at how they look at bathrooms. Bloody Hedgehog posted:That old chestnut.
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# ? May 4, 2017 15:28 |
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basic hitler posted:I nearly forgot this story but you reminded me and i feel compelled yo share. My 15 year old self briefly set my steam handle to a jewish surname for steam/counter strike, to mess with some skinheads that kept popping in on my home server. The clan that ran it wouldnt ban them because they toed the line enough to not be outright racist in comms. I hated this so on top of the name change I would set my family bible on the computer desk and recite from the Torah. The bait worked and i got them banned by puppet mastering a very racist meltdown from someone. That weekend featured his aryan posse joining the server specifically to scream incoherent nazi bullshit in legit hate and anger towards me, and i changed it and dropped the act when someone with a security background actually doxxed me and began to harass me under the pretext of me being for real Jewish, even though the word got out it was just a troll. I got mailed a box of poo poo with the turds organized into a swastika. My parents filed a police report lol
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# ? May 4, 2017 18:52 |
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Can't wait for history channel to show the reenactment
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:25 |
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but why make a swastika from turds if you're a nazi?
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:29 |
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:56 |
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No one would poo poo on a flag made of poo poo. It would be meaningless.
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# ? May 4, 2017 19:57 |
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'Basic Hitler' username makes it that much better.
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# ? May 4, 2017 20:05 |
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Barudak posted:Financial Domination may be the dumbest goddamn thing and if I had two children, one who liked dressing as pregnant yoshi amdnfucking a bicycle pump and one who was into fin dom there would be a bright and shiny new bicycle pump gift under the tree at christmas for the only child I recognize.
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:09 |
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lalaland posted:There should be a law against Kickstarters like this they could call it the law against taking candy from retarded babies
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# ? May 4, 2017 21:15 |
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Faffel posted:Human sexuality is a morass of terror and should have never happened. Barudak posted:Too late, we already painted an octopus loving a lady and put it in a museum. Pick posted:They'll understand we're weird when they see that for hundreds of years we've been writing about what we will do when they arrive, and the answer is to gently caress them. Barudak posted:Listen Gleep-Glorp, this tour of your planet and civilization are great and all but Im gonna cut to the chase. How many holes and protrusions do your people have? Pick posted:Gleep-Glorp: *teleconferences with its home planet* yes... the humans... they certainly are a unique and vibrant culture. unfortunately, diplomatic relations may be difficult... they are really upset that we do not have breasts NomChompsky posted:*extraterrestrial being pulls out the painstakingly translated message from the newly discovered human species" Pick posted:how humans see the fermi paradox: Haifisch posted:Stardate 3497-X dawns. Xenroblaf makes his annual check-in on Earth. Maybe this time they're ready? Faffel posted:Intergalactic misandry... I'm taking the ultraviolet pill. Pick posted:Sighr-erit-oerijeeeblat: *begins transmission* datalog 394;29.3248-5. human sociality continues to mystify us. at first we were delighted to know that humans had already developed sufficient diplomatic finesse and empathy to intimately bridge the species boundaries on their own planet. unfortunately, we did not realize at the time that they are the only sapient species on their planet :{ Barudak posted:Gleep-Glorp is runnig, shouting but its too late. The first colonists are already aboard. He howls up to the sky, "The Rules for Desire is a gently caress book!"
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:41 |
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purple death ray posted:What does a sales engineer even do besides gently caress up perfectly good bathrooms apparently Lie to customers and make the real engineers miserable as they have to try to make those lies come true. No, I'm not extremely bitter after years of dealing with that at multiple companies, why do you ask?
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:44 |
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Lying continues to be the most valuable skill a hu-man can possess.
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# ? May 5, 2017 00:48 |
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Random Stranger posted:Lie to customers and make the real engineers miserable as they have to try to make those lies come true. Maybe if engineers weren't so utterly misanthropic and repulsive they wouldn't need a special kind of engineer whose role is to be able to actually talk to non-engineers.
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# ? May 5, 2017 02:56 |
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Faffel posted:No, seriously, what is an illegal party toilet?
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# ? May 5, 2017 03:01 |
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Sorry for ruining the suspense, but Jesus my sidesPHIZ KALIFA posted:One time as a child I was stricken with Subtracticating Rhumus and rather than paying for esper salts from the Swampwitch she hand-made a poultice from herbs growing near her illegal party toilet, and it didn't do a GOD DAMNED THING!
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# ? May 5, 2017 07:26 |
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Guy Mann posted:Maybe if engineers weren't so utterly misanthropic and repulsive they wouldn't need a special kind of engineer whose role is to be able to actually talk to non-engineers. Maybe if you fuckers'd learn to be not so obnoxious and wrong all the goddamn time it would be possible to talk to you without first getting some kinda hosed up specialist training in being compatible with the wrong and irrelevant have you thought about that huh huh huh? huh? Huh?
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# ? May 5, 2017 08:10 |
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lol at quoting your own posts here how vain are you
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# ? May 5, 2017 08:36 |
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Hogge Wild posted:lol at quoting your own posts here pick is a national treasure there's a movie about here and everything
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# ? May 5, 2017 08:40 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Maybe if you fuckers'd learn to be not so obnoxious and wrong all the goddamn time it would be possible to talk to you without first getting some kinda hosed up specialist training in being compatible with the wrong and irrelevant have you thought about that huh huh huh? huh? Huh? The funny thing is imagining the guy from Office Space being the only one who can liaise with the engineers. I DEAL WITH THE GOD drat CUSTOMERS!
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# ? May 5, 2017 09:14 |
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Hogge Wild posted:but why make a swastika from turds if you're a nazi? How did the turds stay in the shape of a swastika without getting shaken up in the post? Did the Nazi lovingly glue them to the bottom of the box, like some kind of postprandial pasta art?
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# ? May 5, 2017 10:43 |
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Jedit posted:How did the turds stay in the shape of a swastika without getting shaken up in the post? Did the Nazi lovingly glue them to the bottom of the box, like some kind of postprandial pasta art? they were slightly sticky and moist upon birth, the nazi placed them while still wet and then allowed them to dry, adhering them to the box.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:11 |
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Jedit posted:How did the turds stay in the shape of a swastika without getting shaken up in the post? Did the Nazi lovingly glue them to the bottom of the box, like some kind of postprandial pasta art? maybe he sprayed a shitload of varnish on them
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:36 |
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You can't Polish those things!
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:39 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:You can't Polish those things! You can, however, roll them in glitter.
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# ? May 5, 2017 12:48 |
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sebmojo posted:pick is a national treasure there's a movie about here and everything The rules apply to everyone or they apply to no one. No quoting yourself E: though as part of getting to the funny bits is generally acceptable
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:00 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The rules apply to everyone or they apply to no one. No quoting yourself Yeah, you can't just Pick and choose.
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:02 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, you can't just Pick and choose.
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:28 |
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sweeperbravo posted:they were slightly sticky and moist upon birth, the nazi placed them while still wet and then allowed them to dry, adhering them to the box. Sculpting your identity symbol out of your own poo poo is neither inspiring to your supporters nor intimidating to your foes. If I got a well constructed boxed poo poo swastika in the mail, I'd think "everyone's got to see this" and post pics and call it an art piece titled Contents: White Nationalism or something. So I'm not entirely convinced. imho a swastika drawn in poo poo is way more likely to have been sent by an insane ex than by an actual nazi.
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# ? May 5, 2017 13:46 |
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Troposphere posted:I wish it was eggs, or poop, or pee dudeness posted:I don't remember this Doctor Seuss book. fruit on the bottom posted:"will you try DDLG?" fruit on the bottom posted:"Could you, would you
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# ? May 5, 2017 14:37 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The rules apply to everyone or they apply to no one. No quoting yourself it's fine to do if you are quoting a bunch of other stuff even though pick's post in that group was my favorite
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# ? May 5, 2017 15:11 |
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Syd Midnight posted:Sculpting your identity symbol out of your own poo poo is neither inspiring to your supporters nor intimidating to your foes. Read this and thought you were still talking about Pick.
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# ? May 5, 2017 15:56 |
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I've finally made it. Forum goal achieved.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:46 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:You can, however, roll them in glitter. I uhh...... I think you missed Tasteful Dickpic's joke.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:48 |
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Hogge Wild posted:lol at quoting your own posts here It's necessary to the string. Mine is not the first or last post in the string but they are transitions.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:55 |
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Pick posted:It's necessary to the string. Mine is not the first or last post in the string but they are transitions. Still kinda crass since you're cracking jokes tbh. But you do you Pick, you always have.
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:48 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I've finally made it. Forum goal achieved. Congratulations buddy!
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:51 |
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On the subject of subsidizing airlines and the consumer-unfriendly state of the industryyeah I eat rear end posted:They only had to be protected by the government because we failed them, as consumers. They used to be more about service until we got to the point where the majority of people buying plane tickets were the people who only wanted the lowest possible price or they wouldn't fly at all.
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# ? May 5, 2017 20:41 |
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on gay bars:Maya Fey posted:we went to a bar with a friend and he had to take a poo poo and when he came back he was like "wow that was weird, there's no door on the stall so i had to poo poo in full view of everyone in the bathroom". then i went there later and turns out there was a sliding door he somehow missed
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:55 |
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Hogge Wild posted:on gay bars: I need to start going to classier bars. I've never even heard of a sliding door on a men's room stall.
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# ? May 5, 2017 22:58 |
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where does it slide from? do two adjacent stalls share one door so one person can have privacy at a time?
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