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Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back

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fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Jose posted:

zelda is extremely ftw

im nervous to go back to playing bloodborne

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



the best part of zelda is when you find out that you're a loving idiot for buying a nintendo switch lol

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Look at her, drinking that filthy foreign beer.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
nigel farage by theresa may

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Jose posted:

bobby keeps posting about wanking in a vain attempt to pretend the brain pills he's on haven't broken his dick

m8 my dick was broken long before along with my soul

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
This girl who I've met 3 times is practically planning our wedding and wants to sabotage my plans to move to Bristol so she can always be close to me lol.

Think it's time to :sever:

Hope she doesn't kill me :)

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Killed by your mum lol

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I was looking through some notes I made during a meeting with people who always have really bad conferencing connections and I had put down a whole bunch of points as (Incomprehensible Half-Life 2 Strider noises)

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I [UNINTELLIGIBLE] your mum

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
coworker has done his back in real bad and we're all hooting and hollering cuz a really fit emt showed up

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Some rear end in a top hat stole my bag on the underground, opened the one flap that did not have my laptop, saw nothing worth stealing and dropped it there on the side of the platform

So on the plus side I got everything back but on the bad side now the police know my name address and description

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Condolences on your impending domestic terrorism charge

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


at least you aren't a brazilian plumber

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Someone's leaving do after work today. Will try to avoid repeating the Christmas party.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
after phoning the council to sort out them loving my name up on my council tax badly its nice to know that i'm eligible for 25% off it since i live alone

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Happy days

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
D&D mods are going to have a nice surprise when they wake up to the UKMT thread ain't they.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
that thread has been very lulzy today

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Feeling like a Pissflaps in a D&D thread

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Pistol_Pete posted:

This girl who I've met 3 times is practically planning our wedding and wants to sabotage my plans to move to Bristol so she can always be close to me lol.

Mods please rename this fraidy cat to Shotgun_Steve

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I get the distinct impression that the UKMT thread is the biggest achievement of 'flaps life

I'm enjoying the new posters coming into the thread and facing the Pissflaps gauntlet for the first time

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Happy belated birthday ratty

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Or was it today

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

It's tomorrow

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

learnincurve posted:

D&D mods are going to have a nice surprise when they wake up to the UKMT thread ain't they.

i just got a great snipe thanks to your post

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
the housing association who own the freehold of my flat have sent a letter saying i owe them £486 which seems excessive since its more than the annual fee they should get from me and i've only been here 4 months

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
lol owned should have bought a freehold 3 bedroom semi detached in leafy surrey like your friend fridge corn

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

MikeCrotch posted:

I get the distinct impression that the UKMT thread is the biggest achievement of 'flaps life

I'm enjoying the new posters coming into the thread and facing the Pissflaps gauntlet for the first time

My favourite thing is when ppl get mad at ppl who quote pissflaps because they have him on ignore

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Hello friends!!

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It's fairly simple to pissflaps, put him on ignore, assume he's bitching about Corbyn when you see he's posted, carry on with life.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


hi ratty

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



hi vitty, hows ur friday evening looking friend?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

learnincurve posted:

It's fairly simple to pissflaps, put him on ignore, assume he's bitching about Corbyn when you see he's posted, carry on with life.

I remember when pissflaps was actually a normal poster before the socialist grandpa got elected

imagine having so little going on in your life that Jeremy Corbyn breaks your brain and you post 20 times a day about him every day lmao

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

pissflaps was not a normal poster

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



P. sure pissflaps was a regular in the older versions f this thread

Back when taff used to wank and there was that sausage goon, fluo

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Ratjaculation posted:

hi vitty, hows ur friday evening looking friend?

its ok, going to go to the shops and then have pizza and booze, p good imo

how about you?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

MikeCrotch posted:

I remember when pissflaps was actually a normal poster before the socialist grandpa got elected

imagine having so little going on in your life that Jeremy Corbyn breaks your brain and you post 20 times a day about him every day lmao

lmao

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Vitamins posted:

its ok, going to go to the shops and then have pizza and booze, p good imo

how about you?

whats your pizza of choice?

i have spent the last few days walking and camping on the lizard and lands end, so am going to rot in front of the ps4

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