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I like that the author paused halfway through and said to themselves "it's not enough that he's cute. I'd better awkwardly shoehorn in that he's rich too"
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Paladinus posted:Has this ever happened to you? When you see an attractive stranger, you just try to win their affection with money. Works for me every time, actually. Eh, its pretty believable. Like this is my go to move when contacting people on backpage.
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May 8, 2017 17:56
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That's what free health care gets you, nurses who can't tell when a patient is drunk
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May 8, 2017 18:13
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Jay Rust posted:That's what free health care gets you, nurses who can't tell when a patient is drunk Now it's possible someone badly injures themselves while sober and then drinks some alcohol to kill the pain before going to the ER (and the 2 hour wait). Now if the question was supposed to be "Are you under the influence of alcohol right now?" before administering pain killers, yeah, poo poo move there nurse.
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May 8, 2017 20:33
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That wasn't a story it was just a list of things that happened
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quote:Ever wonder why tampons are so hard to find in the supermarket? So do this mom and daughter duo.     
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May 8, 2017 21:16
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Blurred posted:whacky vagina convo I hate this person
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BobbyK posted:I hate this person Not an empty quote
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May 8, 2017 21:21
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No stdh.txt has ever made me as annoyed as that thing.
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May 8, 2017 21:21
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Yes, instead of asking staff where to find a product, I also send fifty texts to all my relatives where we share our political and religious beliefs along with musical tastes (my favourite song is Bohemian Rhapsody).
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May 8, 2017 21:22
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I regularly order a Stdhppucino from that very Starbucks.
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May 8, 2017 21:51
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Paladinus posted:Yes, instead of asking staff where to find a product, I also send fifty texts to all my relatives where we share our political and religious beliefs along with musical tastes (my favourite song is Bohemian Rhapsody). And draw a detailed map on my phone on the fly somehow.
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May 8, 2017 21:59
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Ah yes, the highly anticipated sequel from the makers of Foam Adventure : Tampon Tribulations.
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May 8, 2017 22:03
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I don't know how you could walk through a store and not find the feminine hygiene products. I go looking for deodorant or toothpaste or whatever and probably walk past WALL O' TAMPONS like 4 times.
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May 8, 2017 22:06
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I didn't read all of it, do they explain why she's at the store past midnight?
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I have never seen a supermarket or drugs store that didn't have a massive wall of feminine hygiene products prominently displayed the full length of its aisle. girl needs to be at the eyeglasses store instead.
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Also, she went from teen girl hysteria to (if not actually intelligent) more maturely-formed opinions on feminism than one would expect from a teen girl who barely just had her first period but what the hell do I know
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you're telling me he responded within 13 minutes when i cant even get professors to get back to me within a week about class related matters
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Why even bother manufacturing such a scathing fake response that actually makes you look bad? Did I miss something where it's all of a sudden cool to be a monumental apathetic slacker and display this all over social media, even when it's clear to everyone who knows you that you don't have the balls to actually email your professor with your honest opinion in the first place ? Or where it became edgy to go out of your way to show people how little you care about anything or how little anyone should expect from you?
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life is killing me posted:Did I miss something where it's all of a sudden cool to be a monumental apathetic slacker and display this all over social media, even when it's clear to everyone who knows you that you don't have the balls to actually email your professor with your honest opinion in the first place ?
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May 9, 2017 04:15
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Look at me, I'm so cool that I don't care about anything, except that one thing I care about enough to let someone know how much I don't care about it without having been asked my opinion on this thing I don't care about
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Two Starbucks stdhs! At least this one is more believable as I too have had Starbucks coffee and, just like the subject of this stdh, I also felt like killing myself afterwards
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May 9, 2017 08:15
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I can believe that a professor would send that email, but not that they would recognise a student by name that only turned up 3 times over a year
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May 9, 2017 08:19
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Paladinus posted:Yes, instead of asking staff where to find a product, I also send fifty texts to all my relatives where we share our political and religious beliefs along with musical tastes (my favourite song is Bohemian Rhapsody). Sung in fluent Menstruese.
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Uh pretending not to care has always been cool, I mean look at Holden Caulfield
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:Uh pretending not to care has always been cool, I mean look at Holden Caulfield And then a pimp beats the poo poo out of you and take your money and you don't even have a handjob to show for it.
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May 9, 2017 14:42
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they're playing hard to get. math class is gonna come running back to them.
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I've talked to enough stoners over the phone while I was ordering pizza that I almost believe this one could have happened. Like, I live presently in a tiny town with only one delivery place, and one of the workers, I can always tell when she's working while high because she gets WAY too enthusiastic on the phone, like with every piece of my order she'll shout "hell, YEAH!" for example.
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May 9, 2017 19:46
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just lol if you don't have an app that brings food to you without you actually having to talk to another person
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Boing posted:I can believe that a professor would send that email, but not that they would recognise a student by name that only turned up 3 times over a year I don't believe anyone teaching an introductory math class in the US is a native speaker of English.
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AlbieQuirky posted:I don't believe anyone teaching an introductory math class in the US is a native speaker of English. When I was in college almost a decade and a half ago (drat.  ) took the summer semester version of the mandatory bottom level math class because like many others A.) it didn't relate to my major at all, and B.) you needed it in the general education credits, and C.) Summer semester meant shorter semester). Day one, an old white guy comes and sits at the teacher's desk, announces he's the math head for the college, and because nobody signed up for his Masters level Summer Math Class, he decided to take over this intro class. He then went ahead and spent the semester teaching it like a dry rear end 500 class for this group of hot, bored people that didn't give two craps about math, and he got all butt hurt at the class by the end because of it.
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Joey Freshwater posted:just lol if you don't have an app that brings food to you without you actually having to talk to another person Eh, in some cities those apps don't allow delivery everywhere just yet. Some may never. Rural areas are hosed, but so are some areas within some cities that are less densely-populated. Case in point: I live in North Texas, and we only just recently got Uber Eats availability in our area, and even then they only deliver from maybe two restaurants. Also, no ISP but AT&T supplies internet access to my area, and it's in the middle of the metroplex, with no plans to improve the speed beyond 768kbps (of which we only see about ~400kbps) in sight. This is all because we live in an area that is not densely populated like the rest of the city, and may never be, due to tons of privately-owned land that can't be developed unless the ranch owners sold some of their land. So AT&T and many delivery services (including pizza chains) basically give us the middle finger despite our living within 3 miles of two areas that have poo poo-tons of restaurants, pizza places, and, oh, fiber internet. And Frontier is doing poorly at the moment, so who knows how much longer they will be around.
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Joey Freshwater posted:just lol if you don't have an app that brings food to you without you actually having to talk to another person Hopefully they'll soon be delivered by drones as well.
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Stoatbringer posted:Hopefully they'll soon be delivered by drones as well. Not with the current FAA restrictions on them, which require a certified drone pilot and a spotter. Unless they change those restrictions (I don't see them doing this soon), it won't happen; too many unmanned drones in the airspace
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