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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Cobbie

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Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

Night10194 posted:

Wait, christ, they're making us eat Russian food?

Bastards.

We literally asked for it :colbert: We could be eating fresh salmon and baby seal veal right now.

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Dong Quixote posted:

We literally asked for it :colbert: We could be eating fresh salmon and baby seal veal right now.

This is why the doggo picked this.

So he could have all the seal himself.

Added Space
Jul 13, 2012

Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!

Night10194 posted:

Wait, christ, they're making us eat Russian food?

Bastards.



Philistine. :colbert:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
What happens when they want us to take out the BSNCs leadership in an airstrike?

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Added Space posted:



Philistine. :colbert:

Borscht is surprisingly fine, having had it.

But then, I like pretty much any strongly flavored soup.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


RandomPauI posted:

What happens when they want us to take out the BSNCs leadership in an airstrike?

We load for bear, and submit a flight plan that takes us right over Mitsu's processing ships. Oops.

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

RandomPauI posted:

What happens when they want us to take out the BSNCs leadership in an airstrike?

Make sure we use enough bombs? We're a mercenary company, and the BSNC didn't offer terms good enough to convince enough of our voting members to take their contract. They'll reap the consequence of being poor, and even though I staunchly supported the natives, I as an HG employee have no ethical qualms about pasting them (or at least jamming them) all over the Bering Strait if our employers call for it.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Night10194 posted:

Wait, christ, they're making us eat Russian food?

Bastards.

Nothing but reindeer meat, every day.

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!

Night10194 posted:

Borscht is surprisingly fine, having had it.

But then, I like pretty much any strongly flavored soup.

The proper way to consume borscht is cold, with sour cream. No exceptions. :jewish:

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
First you guys sell out to corporate now you're pretending Russian cuisine is decent.

I think it's time to acknowledge who's committing the real war crimes and let us dabblers have our napalm.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender

That image is labelled "Traditional Polish Clear Red Borscht"! :poland:

Groggy nard
Aug 6, 2013

How does into botes?
I want Phyb3r because I like mead...

But I find the idea of "Surprise Thai kickboxer showing up to beat up random Hired Goons" too appealing of a negative option to pass up, compared to Phyb3rs' inevitible "not doing anything this mission because it's time for my nightly Raid". Also we still need a ground force to take up the slack of our own ground forces that I am sure are still waving chairs and pipes at each-other in Angola.

Cobble

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Crazycryodude posted:

Space Case will probably attempt suicide or at least develop a deep depression and drug habit from taking this job,

It's a remote Russian base. Drugs are probably part of dinner.

TildeATH posted:

First you guys sell out to corporate now you're pretending Russian cuisine is decent.

I think it's time to acknowledge who's committing the real war crimes and let us dabblers have our napalm.

I mean I have no idea how you effectively employ napalm against a ship, but given that our employer this time is definitely not a moral high point gently caress it I'm down to set some assholes on fire.

Coiler121
May 26, 2017
I'm going with Zack. I view his drones as the most inherently versatile and lowest-risk option.

mcclay
Jul 8, 2013

Oh dear oh gosh oh darn
Soiled Meat
Cobble

Groggy nard
Aug 6, 2013

How does into botes?

power crystals posted:

I have no idea how you effectively employ napalm against a ship

White Phosphorus. That poo poo gives no fucks.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


power crystals posted:

I mean I have no idea how you effectively employ napalm against a ship, but given that our employer this time is definitely not a moral high point gently caress it I'm down to set some assholes on fire.

A) Very carefully
B) As long as we're slinging it at Iceberg I'm 100% on board. poo poo, break out the nerve agents if you feel like it. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Ted Nugent.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Groggy nard posted:

White Phosphorus. That poo poo gives no fucks.

Do we even have anything that carries WP?

I more meant like, surely just dropping another GBU-24 would be vastly more effective.

Crazycryodude posted:

A) Very carefully
B) As long as we're slinging it at Iceberg I'm 100% on board. poo poo, break out the nerve agents if you feel like it. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Ted Nugent.

Hell yeah.

BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011
Zack. Going to need to spot those boats. Also, we should be able to use his gambling addiction to win back the money we pay him.

Coiler121
May 26, 2017
Is the area of operations we're fighting in smaller than the Angola one, or is it just me not seeing the map properly?

Groggy nard
Aug 6, 2013

How does into botes?

power crystals posted:

Do we even have anything that carries WP?

I more meant like, surely just dropping another GBU-24 would be vastly more effective.


Hell yeah.

Unknown if we can use alternate ammunition types for our planes but I am confident that military botes have WP rounds. Even the USN should have some for their standard 5inchers.

But yeah if you really, really want to make a statement, do a night bombing on a facility with WP.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


PenguinSalsa posted:

Can't have Shadowrun without deckers.

FTFY.

Phyb3r

orcbuster
May 17, 2017

Statoil: Viking Division.



As the threat of corporate warfare escalated at the start of the 2020s, Norwegian national oil company Statoil found itself in a vulnerable spot. Their numerous operations both in the North sea and elsewhere being threatened by their competitors rapidly expanding PMC divisions. Coming in late to the game they soon found themselves outmatched and before long disaster struck. Their latest project, the newly constructed offshore platform "Reodor Felgen" off the coast of Venezuela was hit by sabotage and sunk with all hands lost. No evidence ever surfaced on who executed the mission but a timely propaganda campaign executed by rival BP led by a resurgent Tony Hayward left little doubt of the perpetrators in the minds of the heads of Statoil. The disaster outmatched the Deepwater Horizon spill in enviromental damage and cleanup is still ongoing along the Venezuelan coast. With their stocks crashing, Statoil found themselves without the extra funds to properly build up their own PMC and desperately started to look around for investors into the venture. Only one answered the call but it was a big one. One that owed Statoil big time.



NBIM is the official name of the management company overseeing the Government Pension Fund of Norway, The single largest Sovereign wealth fund in the world. This mega investment fund, largely built on tarrif profits from Statoil and other oil companies based on the norwegian continental shelf, was at the time valued at over 1 trillion USD owning 1% of global equities and 3% of all EU stocks. Seeing the danger to their primary milk cow, the fund pulled out all stops. The Ethical council was chucked out faster than you could say "lutefisk" and new ambassadors threw themselves like lemmings at weapons manufacturing companies that had long been cut off from this giant investment source. It didn't take long before the Viking Division, under the supervision of commander Rudolf Blodstrupmoen were the largest offshore oil PMC in the world, armed with ex-RNoAF and RDAF F-16s, F-5s, P-3C Orions, Ula-class Submarines, Skjold MTBs and NASAMS. Their Pride and glory however are a squadron of newly minted F-35As and the Fridtjof Nansen-class Frigate "Il Tempo Gigante". Operations are usually restricted to protecting Statoil ships and facilities but the recent overflow of equipment has seen them deploy to theaters no Viking have threatened for the past millennia. Hungry for vengeance against their BP rivals, it is only a matter of time before this outfit has it's first major clash.


Only known image of Commander Rudolf Blodstrupmoen

orcbuster fucked around with this message at 06:15 on May 27, 2017

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
Zack

Because I've always liked Ball State.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

power crystals posted:

I mean I have no idea how you effectively employ napalm against a ship, but given that our employer this time is definitely not a moral high point gently caress it I'm down to set some assholes on fire.

Someone did some testing and it turns out napalm cluster munitions are actually quite effective at melting steel ships.

The problem is of course getting close enough.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


well, the dogge has spoken. I will accept the decision.

Yooper posted:

Mitsuhashi is allowing us the use of Provd Base in the southern area of the Bering Arrowhead. I've signed a ton of forms, and promised to leave it nicer than we found it. Everyone has to attend safety training, learn about kanban cards for inventory, and you all have a copy of the "Toyota Method" in the bunkrooms. I, uh, not sure what to think about that. On the downside we're not allowed in the Mitsuhashi facilities. So for now, it's russian chow.
Well, hope you enjoy being treated like poo poo, people, because this is probably as good as it gets. Still, nice of them to provide an emergency stash of toilet paper.

Crazycryodude posted:

Space Case will probably attempt suicide or at least develop a deep depression and drug habit from taking this job, but the Wisdom of Joe cannot be contested.
Pike is just going to be relentlessly passive-aggressive this whole time. I'll do my job, doesn't mean I'm going to keep quiet about it.

Besides, almost exactly half of us didn't vote for this. I'm sure we can all put our heads together and figure out ways to gently caress with our corporate overlords back at base.

Chunky Monkey
Jun 12, 2005
Kill the Gnome!
A vote for Cobbie is a vote for bote. VOTE BOTE!

The Sandman
Jun 23, 2013

Okay!

So, I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Ded Moroz, like "Deadmau5!"

WUB!
I think somebody really needs to post a demonstration of what hacking and comms disruption do to an enemy before we finalize this vote.

omegasgundam
Mar 30, 2010
This list only includes weapons that are used on something that sees current service.

Guidance Abbreviations
None: Unguided
IR: Infrared Heat Seeker
Laser: Laser designated
Semi: Semi-active radar
Radar: Internal Radar guided
ARH: Anti-Radiation Homing
TV: Camera remote controlled
GPS: Global Positioning System
INS: Internal Navigation System, works when the GPS is debris
Comm: Command guidance, wire or radio

Damage Abbreviations
Frag: Fragmentation
HE: High Explosive
AP: Armor Piercing
SAP: Semi-Armor Piercing
HTP: Hard Target Penetrating
SC: Shaped Charge

Property Abbreviations
HoJ: Home On Jamming
BOL: Bearing Only Launch
TF: Terrain Following
SP: Search Pattern
Pre-Set: Pre-Briefed target only
Pop-Up: Terminal attack pattern is Pop-up
Random: Terminal attack pattern is Random
Re-Attack: Re-Attack capability
Memory: ARH Target memory
HOF: High Off Bore launching
LOAL: Lock-On After Launch


NATO BOMBS
For NATO, there are only 3 main families of bombs. There is the base unguided version, and then there's the add-on kits to add guidance. Several guidance packages are identical to each other. It's a production code/Israeli thing.

241 kg/500 lbs bombs
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Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk 82:                 1 nm   none  50m  99%  130   241 kg HE    -
GBU-12 Paveway II:     4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        275 kg       1976
Griffin LGB:           4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        275 kg       Israeli, 1995
GBU-49 Paveway II:     4 nm   GPS   2m   85%        275 kg       2001
GBU-38 JDAM:           12 nm  INS   10m  95%        253 kg       1997
GBU-54 LJDAM:          12 nm  INS   10m  95%        253 kg       2008
Paveway IV:            15 nm  Laser 3m   85%        275 kg       British, 2006

454 kg/1000 lbs bombs
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk 83:                 1 nm   none  50m  99%  303   447 kg HE    - 
GBU-16 Paveway II:     4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        495 kg       1976
Griffin LGB:           4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        495 kg       Israeli, 1995
GBU-48 Paveway II:     4 nm   GPS   2m   85%        495 kg       2001
GBU-32 JDAM:           12 nm  INS   10m  95%        468 kg       1997
SPICE 1000:            35 nm  INS   2m   95%        566 kg       Israeli, 2005

894 kg/2000 lbs bombs
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk 84:                 1 nm   none  50m  99%  643   894 kg HE    -
BLU-109:               1 nm,  none  50m  99%  363   894 kg HTP   -
GBU-10 Paveway II:     4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        966 kg       1976?
GBU-24 Paveway III:    8 mn   Laser 2m   85%       1065 kg       1988
GBU-15 EO:             15 nm  TV    2m   85%       1100 kg       1984
GBU-15 IR:             15 nm  IR    2m   85%       1100 kg       1986
Griffin LGB            4 nm   Laser 2m   85%        970 kg       Israeli, 1995
GBU-31 JDAM:           12 nm  INS   10m  95%        946 kg       1997
GBU-15 EO w/GPS:       15 nm  TV    2m   95%       1100 kg       2001
GBU-15 IR w/GPS:       15 nm  IR    2m   95%       1100 kg       2001
SPICE 2000:            35 nm  IR    2m   95%       1066 kg       Israeli, 2003
GBU-8 HOBOS            5 nm   TV    10m  80%       1027 kg       Very funny name
NATO Cluster Bombs
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk20 Rockeye II:       1 nm   None  50m  99%  c148  222 kg SC    -
CBU-103 WCMD:          15 nm  INS   10m  95%  c311  431 kg SC    2000
Bk 90 Mjolner 1 AP:    8 nm   INS   10m  95%  c72   600 kg Frag  Swedish
Bk 90 Mjolner 2 AT:    8 mn   INS   10m  95%  c24   600 kg SC    Swedish
DWS.39/Bk 90 AR:       8 mn   INS   10m  95%  c384  600 kg HTP   Swedish/Greek
Other Bombs
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk 81 250 lbs          1 nm   none  50m  99%  67.5  125 kg HE    -
GBU-58/B Paveway II    4 nm   Laser 2m   85%  67.5  158 kg HE    -
GBU-59/B Paveway II    4 nm   INS   2m   85%  67.5  158 kg HE    -
GBU-39/B SDB:          60 nm  GPS   10m  85%  140   129 kg HTP   2006
GBU-53/B SDB-II:       60 nm  GPS   10m  95%  72    93 kg  HTP   2018
British Mk 13:         1 nm   none  50m  99%  270   467 kg HE    British
French Bombs: Because of course they did
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
T.25 250kg             1 nm   None  50m  99%  186   247 kg HE    -
T.200 400kg            1 nm   None  50m  99%  259   345 kg HE    -
Durandal               1 nm   None  50m  99%  150   219 kg HTP   1978
BGL-400                4 nm   Laser 2m   85%  259   470 kg HE    1986
BGL-1000               4 nm   Laser 2m   85%  600   970 kg HE    1993
SBU-38 AASM/D          35 nm  GPS   10m  95%  135   340 kg HE    2007
SBU-54 AASM/D          35 nm  IR    10m  95%  135   340 kg HE    2011
SBU-64 AASM/D          35 nm  SALH  10m  95%  135   340 kg HE    2013
NATO AIR TO GROUND MISSILES
Small AtG Missiles
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AGM-176A Griffin:      3 nm   Laser 2m   90%  6     16 kg  HE    TF, 2010?
AGM-114K Hellfire II   5 nm   Laser 2m   90%  8     43 kg  SC    TF
AGM-114L Hellfire II   5 nm   Radar 2m   90%  8     43 kg  SC    TF
Brimstone:             16 nm  Radar 2m   95%  8     49 kg  SC    BOL, TF, British, 2006
Brimstone II:          37 nm  Radar 2m   95%  8     49 kg  SC    BOL, TF, British, 2016

Medium AtG Missiles (Mavericks or nothing)
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AGM-65B Maverick:      6 nm   TV    2m   85%  66.3  210 kg AP    1976
AGM-65D Maverick:      6 nm   IR    2m   90%  66.3  210 kg AP    1984
AGM-65E Maverick:      6 nm   Laser 2m   90%  61.2  210 kg AP    1986
AGM-65F/G Maverick:    6 nm   IR    2m   90%  61.2  210 kg AP    1990
AGM-65K Mavericks:     6 nm   IR    2m   90%  61.2  210 kg AP    -

Large AtG Missiles
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Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AGM-12C Bullpup:       6 nm   TV    20m  85%  453   810 kg Frag  1965
AGM-64A Walleye:       10 nm  TV    5m   85%  300   510 kg SC    1967
AGM-64B Walleye:       10 nm  TV    5m   85%  700  1060 kg SC    1967
AGM-64A Walleye ER:    30 nm  TV    5m   85%  300   510 kg SC    1976
AGM-64B Walleye ER:    30 nm  TV    5m   85%  700  1060 kg SC    1976
AGM-130C CWW:          40 nm  IR    2m   90%  193  1323 kg FAE   1995
AGM-130F CWW:          40 nm  IR    2m   90%  193  1323 kg FAE   2002
AGM-142F Popeye:       40 nm  IR    2m   90%  495  1498 kg HE    Israeli, 1996?
AGM-154A JSOW:         45 nm  IR    10m  95%  c223  468 kg SC    2000
AGM-154B JSOW:         45 nm  IR    10m  95%  c24   470 kg SC    2003
AGM-154C JSOW:         45 nm  IR    2m   95%  454   468 kg HTP   2004

AtG Cruise Missiles
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
SOM A:                 130 nm IR    10m  95%  230   600 kg HE    Pre-Set, Turkish, 2015
SOM B/J:               130 nm IR    2m   95%  230   600 kg HE    Pre-Set, Turkish, 2015
AGM-84K SLAMER-ATA:    150 nm IR    2m   95%  360   675 kg SAP   TF, Pop-Up, Re-Attack, 2000
Taurus KEPD 350P:      180 nm IR    2m   90%  675  1240 kg HTP   Pre-Set, German, 2005
AGM-158A JASSM:        215 nm IR    2m   95%  207  1020 kg HTP   Pre-Set, 2004
Storm Shadow:          215 nm IR    2m   90%  681  1300 kg HTP   Pre-Set, Technically French, 2003
AGM-158B JASSM:        430 nm IR    2m   95%  207  1020 kg HTP   Pre-Set, 2009

Anti-Ship
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Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
RB 15F Mk1:            45 nm  Radar 4m   85%  300   600 kg HE    HoJ, TF, BOL, Pop-Up, Swedish, 1990
Sea Eagle:             60 nm  Radar 4m   85%  230   580 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, British, 1986
AGM-84D Harpoon IC:    75 nm  Radar 4m   90%  166   522 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up, 1986
AGM-84G Harpoon ICR:   75 nm  Radar 4m   90%  166   522 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up, Re-Attack, 1998
AGM-84L Harpoon II:    75 nm  Radar 4m   95%  166   522 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up, Re-Attack, Anti-Surface, 2003
AGM-84N Harpoon II+:   75 nm  Radar 4m   95%  166   522 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up, Re-Attack, Anti-Surface, 2018
RB 15F Mk2:            80 nm  Radar 4m   90%  300   600 kg HE    HoJ, TF, BOL, Pop-Up, Swedish, 2002
RB 15F Mk3:            110 nm Radar 4m   95%  300   600 kg HE    HoJ, TF, BOL, Pop-Up, Swedish, Anti-Surface, 2008
AGM-158C LARSM:        430 nm Yes   2m   95%  450  1020 kg HE    HoJ, TF, BOL, Re-Attack, Random, Adv-DECM, Anti-Surface, 2019

Anti-Radar (or why everybody hates having to use Shrikes)
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AGM-45B Shrike:        25 nm  ARH   5m   85%  66    177 kg Frag  1975
AGM-78B Standard:      50 nm  ARH   5m   85%  62    635 kg Frag  1975
ALARM Blk 1/2:         40 nm  ARH   5m   90%  17.5  268 kg Frag  Memory, BOL, Loiter, British, 1991
AGM-88B HARM:          70 nm  ARH   5m   90%  65    366 kg HE    Memory, BOL, 1990
AGM-88C HARM:          70 nm  ARH   5m   90%  65    366 kg HE    Memory, BOL, HOJ, 1994
AGM-88E AARGM:         70 mn  ARM   5m   95%  65    366 kg HE    Memory, BOL, HOJ, 2014
French AtG Missiles: Again, because France.
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AS.30L                 6 nm   Laser 2m   85%  240   520 kg HE    -
AS.37 Martel           30 nm  ARM   5m   85%  150   535 kg HE    -
AS.34 Kormoran 1/2     30 nm  Radar 4m   85%  165   630 kg SAP   HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up
AM.39 Exocet Blk II:   36 nm  Radar 4m   90%  165   670 kg HE    HoJ, TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up
Apache                 75 nm  IR    2m   95%  c520 1230 kg HTP   TF, Pre-set
SCALP EG               See Storm Shadow
NATO AIR TO AIR MISSILES
Short Range AA Missiles (IE Sidewinders and friends)
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AIM-9P Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    90%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  Single spectral?, 1972
AIM-9N Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    90%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  Single spectral?, 1975
AIM-9P-4 Sidewinder:   10 nm  IR    -    90%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  1980
AIM-9L Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    85%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  1990
AIM-9S Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    90%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  1990
AIM-9L-1 Sidewinder:   10 nm  IR    -    95%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  1993
AIM-9M Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    95%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  1984
Python 4:              10 nm  IR    -    95%  3.99  105 kg Frag  HOB, Israeli, 1994
AIM-9X Sidewinder:     10 nm  IR    -    95%  3.5   85 kg  Frag  HOB, LOAL, 2005
AIM-132A ASRAAM:       15 nm  IR    -    95%  3.5   88 kg  Frag  HOB, LOAL, British, 1998
Python 5:              15 nm  IR    -    95%  3.99  105 kg Frag  HOB, Israeli, 2005
AIM-2000A IRIS-T:      15 nm  IR    -    95%  4.99  87 kg  Frag  HOB, German, 2007

Medium Range AA Missiles
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AIM-7F Sparrow III     55 nm  Semi  -    70%  5.6   231 kg Frag  1977
AIM-7M Sparrow III     55 nm  Semi  -    80%  5.6   231 kg Frag  1985
AIM-7P Sparrow III     55 nm  Semi  -    85%  5.6   231 kg Frag  1994
AIM-120B AMRAAM:       40 nm  Radar -    90%  2.7   154 kg Frag  HoJ, 1996
AIM-120C AMRAAM:       40 nm  Radar -    95%  2.7   154 kg Frag  HoJ, 1990
Derby:                 40 nm  Radar -    95%  4.38  118 kg Frag  HoJ, Israeli, 2002
AIM-120C-5 AMRAAM:     60 nm  Radar -    95%  3.01  154 kg Frag  HoJ, 2003
AIM-120C-7 AMRAAM:     60 nm  Radar -    95%  3.01  154 kg Frag  HoJ, 2007
AIM-120D AMRAAM:       75 nm  Radar -    95%  3.01  154 kg Frag  HoJ, 2016
Meteor:                75 nm  Radar -    95%  12.2  185 kg Frag  HoJ, Ballistic Fight, Technically French, 2016

Long Range AA Missiles
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
AIM-54A Pheonix:       100 nm Radar -    80%  60    463 kg Frag  HoJ, 1974, OLD AND EASILY DUPED
AIM-54C Pheonix:       120 nm Radar -    85%  61    463 kg Frag  HoJ, 1989, Yooper says no
AIM-152A/B AAAM:       160 nm Radar -    90%  8.05  300 kg Frag  HoJ, Purest Pixy Dust

French AA Missiles: Because they simply couldn't help themselves
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
R.550 Magic 1:          5 nm  IR    -    75%  4.38  89 kg  Frag  1976
R.550 Magic 2 Mk1:      8 nm  IR    -    85%  4.38  89 kg  Frag  1986
R.550 Magic 2 Mk2:     10 nm  IR    -    95%  4.38  89 kg  Frag  1997
Super R.530D           30 nm  Semi  -    80%  10.5  245 kg Frag  1989
Mica IR                45 nm  IR    -    95%  4.2   112 kg Frag  HOB, 2000?
Mica EM                45 nm  Radar -    95%  4.2   112 kg Frag  HoJ, HOB, 2000
Meteor                 It's technically French, 2016


Chopper Weapons
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
HYDRA 70mm             3 nm   none  20m  99%  8,    14 kg  HE    -
AIM-92C Stinger        3 nm   IR    -    85%  1.05  15 kg  Frag  -
HOT 3                  3 nm   Comm  2m   90%  6.5   34 kg  SC    TF, German
AGM-114K Hellfire II   5 nm   Laser 2m   90%  8     43 kg  SC    TF
AGM-114L Hellfire II   5 nm   Radar 2m   90%  8     43 kg  SC    TF
AGM-119B Penguin       20 nm  IR    -    90%  75    385 kg SAP   TF, BOL, SP, Pop-Up, also sees use as a lovely SSM on old missile boat.
Awfully Slow Warfare
pre:
Name                   Range  Guide CEP  PK   Dam   Weight Type  Properties
Mk46 LWT Mod 2         3 nm   Sonar -    70%  40    258 kg HE    BOL, SP, 45 knots, 1972
MU-90 Impact           4 nm   Sonar -    85%  59    305 kg HE    BOL, SP, 55 knots, 2003
Mk46 NEARTIP Mod 5     4 nm   Sonar -    80%  74.8  235 kg HE    BOL, SP, 45 knots, 1984
Mk50 Barracuda Mod 0   4 nm   Sonar -    80%  45    340 kg HE    BOL, SP, 60 knots, 1991
Mk54 LHT Mod 0         5 nm   Sonar -    85%  74.8  225 kg HE    BOL, SP, 45 knots, 2005
Mk54 HAAWC Mod 0       20 nm  Comm  -    -    -     276 kg       BOL, Glide Bomb, 2017

omegasgundam fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Nov 6, 2017

RA Rx
Mar 24, 2016

Yooper posted:

This is too much fun not to do. I'm calling it.

Dogmocracy will speak.


Best LP ever.

We should ask her about planes and botes too.

Cobbie

RA Rx fucked around with this message at 08:12 on May 27, 2017

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Zach

Don't forget we have our own outfit of misfits for ground ops!

Stago Lego
Sep 3, 2011
Phyb3r

RA Rx
Mar 24, 2016

Yvonmukluk posted:

well, the dogge has spoken. I will accept the decision.

Well, hope you enjoy being treated like poo poo, people, because this is probably as good as it gets. Still, nice of them to provide an emergency stash of toilet paper.

Pike is just going to be relentlessly passive-aggressive this whole time. I'll do my job, doesn't mean I'm going to keep quiet about it.

Besides, almost exactly half of us didn't vote for this. I'm sure we can all put our heads together and figure out ways to gently caress with our corporate overlords back at base.

Messing with Mitsuhashi sounds like a good way to get a raise rather than a pay cut if we play our cards right.

As for being treated poorly, a Russian base and some weird cards is better than half of us in a hidden command bunker and the rest squatting over a latrine fifty meters from the nearest tent.
- if the treatment bothers us so much we can always hire Russian hookers, and order booze and other goods shipped in straight from Tokyo and Seoul that we wouldn't be able to get while lashed by the stinging, ice-cold rain in an Aleutian valley. Shouldn't be more than 2 million for our entire stay.
Also, we can still steal a nice bote from Iceberg and who knows, maybe BSNC will have something nice for us to take.

1/1 Destructobux and 18-24 mission payout over 1/2 and 8-14 is what matters the most. That's going to be like 40 million each mission, versus special missions from the natives that have to succeed to catch up in payment and a poor quality ship. They better give us a bonus if we do well, or we might slack off. That wouldn't have been an option with the Inuits, where slipping up would be far more dangerous.

Anyway, I look forward to dropping cluster bombs on Inuit military formations, it'll be fun to avenge AngerPeace (if they deserved vengeance ;p).
Hopefully not too many of the Inuits die, if we take out like division of their special forces that'll leave like 10% of the Alaskan population.
Then again, we'll probably end up saving the Inuits from Iceberg. :)

RA Rx fucked around with this message at 09:36 on May 27, 2017

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Dance Officer posted:

Zach

Don't forget we have our own outfit of misfits for ground ops!

I think the thread died mid-thunderdome, sadly.

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

orcbuster posted:

Statoil: Viking Division.



:sbahj:

I love you :swoon:

:norway::norway::norway::norway:

RA Rx
Mar 24, 2016


Yeah, as a half-Norwegian I'm not proud of the Vikings, but drat if that gem-like auroral Statoil logo doesn't stir something in my heart.

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Voting for Ph3br. Because we're fighting over the Barents sea and disrupting comms means we can do lovely raids over enemy airfields, they can't scramble, they can't give their SAM's intel from tehir radars to shoot us, they can't vector in additional craft..

We'll be fighting from the Aleutains to Russia. That's a huge target area so drones and radar aren't going to be able to cover all of it. And ground ups.. We're shooting over islands, we're not gonna really need a lot of ground ops. I think that being able t mess with coms mid mission and hack and possibly neuter all enemy air defenses has the best payoff.

Condoleezza Nice!
Jan 4, 2010

Lite som Robin Hood
fast inte

RA Rx posted:

Yeah, as a half-Norwegian I'm not proud of the Vikings, but drat if that gem-like auroral Statoil logo doesn't stir something in my heart.

NOT PROUD?! :frogout:

I will come to your country and steal all your women like my ancestors did for that slight, you half-blood. TIL VALHALL! :black101:


But seriously the old logo was better.

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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


RA Rx posted:

Messing with Mitsuhashi sounds like a good way to get a raise rather than a pay cut if we play our cards right.

As for being treated poorly, a Russian base and some weird cards is better than squatting over a latrine a hundred meters from a tent.
- if the treatment bothers us so much we can always order Russian hookers, booze and other goods shipped in straight from Tokyo and Seoul that we wouldn't be able to get in a tepee in some frozen Aleutian valley. Shouldn't be more than 2 million for our entire stay.
Also, we can still steal a nice bote from Iceberg and who knows, maybe BSNC will have something nice for us to take.

1/1 Destructobux and 18-24 mission payout over 1/2 and 8-14 is what matters the most. That's going to be like 40 million each mission, versus special missions from the natives that have to succeed to catch up in payment and a poor quality ship. They better give us a bonus if we do well, or we might slack off. That wouldn't have been an option with the Inuits, where slipping up would be far more dangerous.

Anyway, I look forward to dropping cluster bombs on Inuit military formations, it'll be fun to avenge AngerPeace (if they deserved vengeance ;p).
Hopefully not too many of the Inuits die, if we take out like division of their special forces that'll leave like 10% of the Alaskan population.
Then again, we'll probably end up saving the Inuits from Iceberg. :)
Where you getting 40 million from? Are you psychic on how much we're going to be blowing up on an operation? Because you can't just loving make up numbers, especially since Yooper's told us the operations are not going to be Angola-scale.

if we slack off, they'll loving fire us and hire somebody else. They see workers as loving interchangeable parts.

And really, the fact we're legitimately discussing 'slacking off' as an option tells me we picked the most boringest choice. :colbert:

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