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Lime Tonics posted:Pigeon 'caught with backpack of drugs' Look at that little thug. 
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Lime Tonics posted:Pigeon 'caught with backpack of drugs' 
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Prisoner Acquitted Of Escape After Prosecutors Can’t Prove Location of Prison https://woub.org/2017/05/24/prisoner-acquitted-of-escape-after-prosecutors-cant-prove-location-of-prison/
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Lime Tonics posted:Prisoner Acquitted Of Escape After Prosecutors Can’t Prove Location of Prison The Oz reboot is surreal.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Kevin Smith the Lions running back was pretty useless too. Would you rather be the leading rusher on the worst football team of all time or a popular animal that never gets horny? I vaguely remember not long after he was drafted a reporter asking him if he knew that the Lions had only won a single playoff game since 1957 and you could almost see the light go out of his eyes
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Lime Tonics posted:Prisoner Acquitted Of Escape After Prosecutors Can’t Prove Location of Prison It's illegal to escape from prison? 
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Catberry posted:It's illegal to escape from prison? I can't tell if you're serious or not.
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Lime Tonics posted:Pigeon 'caught with backpack of drugs' Now, I think there's a lost opportunity on the police part here. They should take out the drug, put a nice GPS tracker in, and let the bird "go home".
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whiteyfats posted:I can't tell if you're serious or not. Yeah. It's a disciplinary matter here. Imprisoning someone is already borderline illegal and making it illegal to pursue your own freedom is questionable.
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Catberry posted:Yeah. It's a disciplinary matter here. Imprisoning someone is already borderline illegal and making it illegal to pursue your own freedom is questionable. Yes, convicted murderers escaping should just be laughed off, I guess.
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May 27, 2017 13:51
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Catberry posted:Yeah. It's a disciplinary matter here. Imprisoning someone is already borderline illegal and making it illegal to pursue your own freedom is questionable. that sounds exactly like the kind of thing you say when you are completely isolated from criminals.
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I assume it's a sixteen-year-old going through their 'burn the prisons!!' anarchism phase. We've all been there, be a little indulgent.
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whiteyfats posted:Yes, convicted murderers escaping should just be laughed off, I guess. No you just put them back in. Which you do regardless. As opposed to start carting them around town while running them through a bunch of trials to then in the end put them back in prison again.
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Catberry posted:No you just put them back in. Which you do regardless. It's illegal to break out of prison because they usually don't give the warden the mandatory two weeks notice of vacating their cell. The warden has the right to look for a replacement criminal and to take care of any repairs/maintenance the previous criminal did in the cell prior to vacating it.
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's illegal to break out of prison because they usually don't give the warden the mandatory two weeks notice of vacating their cell. The warden has the right to look for a replacement criminal and to take care of any repairs/maintenance the previous criminal did in the cell prior to vacating it. You should see the CCRs in prison these days.
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Wait, what? Scientist discovers snakes that hunt in packs http://www.abc15.com/news/national/wait-what-scientist-discovers-snakes-that-hunt-in-packs
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Catberry posted:Yeah. It's a disciplinary matter here. Imprisoning someone is already borderline illegal and making it illegal to pursue your own freedom is questionable. It's illegal to disobey a court order. A prison sentence is a court order. It's not unreasonable to treat as purely a disciplinary thing, but it's also totally consistent to treat as a crime. I can understand not knowing this is how the US handles it, and lord knows there's lots of hosed up stuff in the American penal system, but it's bizarre to me that you think this is worthy of a psyduck.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:It's illegal to disobey a court order. A prison sentence is a court order. It's not unreasonable to treat as purely a disciplinary thing, but it's also totally consistent to treat as a crime. I can understand not knowing this is how the US handles it, and lord knows there's lots of hosed up stuff in the American penal system, but it's bizarre to me that you think this is worthy of a psyduck. It just seems like a weird way to handle it as opposed to just putting them back in prison. Unless they hurt someone obviously.
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Catberry posted:It just seems like a weird way to handle it as opposed to just putting them back in prison. Unless they hurt someone obviously. As a disincentive to escape prison, fundamentally. Which makes prison more manageable for the state since people aren't always constantly trying escape since there would be literally no downside.
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's illegal to break out of prison because they usually don't give the warden the mandatory two weeks notice of vacating their cell. The warden has the right to look for a replacement criminal and to take care of any repairs/maintenance the previous criminal did in the cell prior to vacating it. You jest, but in Mexico escaping from prison isn’t illegal, but escapees can be charged with theft of the orange jumpsuit on their back.
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Platystemon posted:You jest, but in Mexico escaping from prison isn’t illegal, but escapees can be charged with theft of the orange jumpsuit on their back. And if they leave it behind they'll be guilty of public indecency. They just can't win!
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Brainbread posted:As a disincentive to escape prison, fundamentally. Which makes prison more manageable for the state since people aren't always constantly trying escape since there would be literally no downside. Why not just put them back in prison and give them a disciplinary punishment? Seems like a waste of time and money to run them through a trial for it.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why not just put them back in prison and give them a disciplinary punishment? Seems like a waste of time and money to run them through a trial for it. Because the legal system is an ad hoc hodgepodge of statutes, precedents, and traditions that accumulated over the course of two centuries and change, and there's zero incentive for politicians to spend time, money, and political capital fixing it just to save what amounts to pocket change on the relatively rare occasions someone escapes?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Why not just put them back in prison and give them a disciplinary punishment? Seems like a waste of time and money to run them through a trial for it. Maybe there is a limit on the punishments the prison staff are allowed it impose? Letting prisons, especially private prisons, add substantially to an inmate's sentence without providing any kind of evidence or or judicial oversight could be abused. Prison staff can effect the time an inmate serves based on their reports to the parole board, but that's different than being able to unilaterally add 5 years to the sentence for additional crimes.
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Why do we even have courts? 🤔 What a waste of time ⁊ money. Binding arbitration for all, IMO.
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Platystemon posted:Why do we even have courts? 🤔 That still sounds slow. Just make a Wheel of Justice! You get accused of a crime and go spin the wheel. Maybe you'll go free, maybe you'll get a fine, maybe jail, maybe death. It's is in God's hands now, and He knows what you deserve.
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Platystemon posted:Why do we even have courts? 🤔 gently caress that, the search for justice should be decided mano a pata, hand to paw, man vs.dog in a battle for freedom. Winner goes free, loser gets et.
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Read the post I responded to and try again.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Read the post I responded to and try again. no
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According to the noted documentary Seven Days in Hell, if you escape from prison in Sweden you are legally free.
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Naked man caught on video trying to hide a statue of a swan worth about $25,000 ""Look folks. Where are you going to hide a five-foot tall, checkered swan? If someone's harboring this swan and not telling us, we're going to put them in jail. And we hope when we find them, they have clothes on," Judd said." http://abcnews4.com/news/offbeat/naked-man-caught-on-video-trying-to-hide-a-statue-of-a-swan-worth-about-25000
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Here's your follow up article on GIANT PANDA SEX. 9 things you never wanted to know about giant panda sex (but we asked anyway) http://wtop.com/science/2017/05/9-things-never-wanted-know-panda-sex-asked-anyway/slide/1/   I tried urine hoping once, but it was after I downed six beers and I failed to mate too.
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Cartoon Man posted:Here's your follow up article on GIANT PANDA SEX. They sound like a made up animal on like Adventure Time that the main characters would get saddled with raising or taking care of cause they suck so bad
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Eating the wrong things, pissing in public, loving up the simple act of loving. How aren't 🐼 the official animal of the something awful forums?
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Eating the wrong things, pissing in public, loving up the simple act of loving. People seem to like them for some reason and find them cute?
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That's no excuse, people still find Shmorky cute. Until they get educated.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Eating the wrong things, pissing in public, loving up the simple act of loving. Pandas have more sex than goons.
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