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rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

ricketyvickyt posted:


Cover up which doesn't actually cover it up

My guess is this is going to be a color tattoo and they just broke it into two sessions. The artist actually says it is in progress and one more to go. Not that I believe it will be a great cover up though.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
As his man boobs sag death will start to look weird

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Scratch Monkey posted:

As his man boobs sag death will start to look weird

Scratch Monkey posted:

As his man boobs sag death will start to look weird

Yeah in a few years it is going to look like death is going after his nipple.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
deathteat

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Quoting from the grappling thread

02-6611-0142-1 posted:

a friend of a friend just got this as a 6 month white belt



Crumps Brother posted:

One of our fresh blue belt students just got this one done. Then he left our gym and started his own jiu-jitsu school.


For those of you that don't grapple "6-month white belt" and "fresh blue belt" is approximately "first year at community college."

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle

Slugnoid posted:



no regerts

Not real.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

There is a possibility it's fake but I would absolutely believe it wasn't

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus




If this tattoo exists I believe the tweet screw up one is real as well.

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Zil posted:



If this tattoo exists I believe the tweet screw up one is real as well.

Believing someone would get it is not the issue. The issue is that it is clearly not tattoo ink. Black tattoo ink would not have any sheerness like that.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
It's really just a weird jizz stain.

ToastFaceKillah
Dec 25, 2010

every day could be your last
in the jungle
It's sharpie. They took pains to make it look real by probably hitting or scratching at the area first, then writing on it with sharpie (you can see where it's spread along wrinkles if you zoom in), and then put some goop over it.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

CommonShore posted:

Quoting from the grappling thread



For those of you that don't grapple "6-month white belt" and "fresh blue belt" is approximately "first year at community college."

I didn't know David Bowie was such a legendary fighter

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
The fact that they added redness and gooped it at the end is enough to fool 99% of facebook users

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
I posted that covfefe tattoo on facebook and at least two of my friends are convinced that it's real and mine. I'm not gonna correct them.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
:nws: https://instagram.com/p/BUxxMO6DTEw/
I just...why?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
A true fan of Ugly Americans

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Sweet Georgia O'Keefe-inspired tattoo.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Corrode posted:

I didn't know David Bowie was such a legendary fighter

which one of those pictures looks even remotely like david bowie

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

when your tits have stubble, why not?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


so that's where I left my gun

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Does that stomach vagoo have a spine in it?

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Eau de MacGowan posted:

when your tits have stubble, why not?

It's very smart because when the hair starts growing out it'll be like a bush

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I'll go with you to the beach, but only if Aunt Jan isn't coming.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012


Because "➕embodying a disembodied body ✖️an assemblage of parts not for your consumption✖️
navigating a reality that violently splits body & spirit➕"

duh

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Dear Prudence posted:

Because "➕embodying a disembodied body ✖️an assemblage of parts not for your consumption✖️
navigating a reality that violently splits body & spirit➕"

duh

god drat lmfao who writes poo poo like this

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Millenials

Edit: darn, it got taken down before I could copy it

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 23:37 on Jun 2, 2017

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm posting this not because it's terribly done, but because it's one of those "why would you get that there?" pieces.

NSFW for covered up, but still crotch region: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQRRc7HAVgY/

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Well, where would you get it?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Somewhere where it doesn't look like it's going to eat my vagina maybe? :shrug:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It's a :v: skull. "HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS GROIN!"

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
While this one isn't tasteless or anything it really bothers me...


The feet belong to different people that wanted a matching friend tattoo. But what are they going to do when they aren't together, have half a flower on one foot??

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
That crotch skull would have been a cool backpiece.


Did anyone get a screenshot of this?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Field Mousepad posted:

That crotch skull would have been a cool backpiece.


Did anyone get a screenshot of this?

No, but visualize a giant black and gray vagina from collar bones to waistline on a chick's front, right down the sternum.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Huh. Interesting.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Other one was fake, but this one doesn't appear to be

Somebody has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Jun 3, 2017

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Whatever is next to it is so lovely it makes the covfefe look classy.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


ricketyvickyt posted:

While this one isn't tasteless or anything it really bothers me...


The feet belong to different people that wanted a matching friend tattoo. But what are they going to do when they aren't together, have half a flower on one foot??

I'm more bothered about having the join point be on the inside of the feet, because it's very awkward to stand/sit in a way that has the inside of your foot be against the inside of somebody else's like that.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

rydiafan posted:

I'm more bothered about having the join point be on the inside of the feet, because it's very awkward to stand/sit in a way that has the inside of your foot be against the inside of somebody else's like that.

Bokononism and boko-maru – the supreme act of worship of the Bokononists, which is an intimate act consisting of prolonged contact between the naked soles of the feet of two persons. It is said to be the "mingling of souls."

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Sole to sole is easy.

Just visualize the rest of these peoples bodies. Somebody's thigh is in somebody else's crotch.

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BBQ Crisis
Nov 2, 2011

Field Mousepad posted:

That crotch skull would have been a cool backpiece.


Did anyone get a screenshot of this?

I found a cached version, it's as :nws: as it sounds http://imgur.com/ZYYfYba

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