Field Mousepad posted:

The tasteless tattoo thread has been rocking lately.

Hoodwinker posted:

You get into murky territory, efficiency-wise, when you're already so filthy loving rich that "maxing your retirement accounts" is a blip on the radar in terms of wealth management. The rules break down, like exotic matter at super low temperatures or being a white person on trial for white-collar crime. Sure, you could donate that seven figures to cancer research or open a women's shelter, but when your precious little girl or tantrum-throwing little boy looks at you with those round, glassy eyes (maybe the Vicodin's kicking in) and says, "Daddy I need one, maybe two thoroughbred horses at my wedding." I mean, what's a father to do? What are we, savages? I remember when your grandfather used to sit me on his knee and tell me the story about when he tore the liver out of a still-living Nazi soldier with his bare hands while fighting in the War. Inside of that liver he found a nodule which when you held it just right up to the light looked like an American Bald Eagle. And he said, "That's how I knew the American Dream was still alive." And I believe him now to this day. My child will get married to their partner, a person with good bone structure and a name like "Kegan" or "Serah" or "Werstal" and there will be horses, damnit. There will be so many loving horses. The entire wedding party will be riding horses. Our god-fearing protestant minister will be riding a chestnut brown Belgian. Afterwards the horses will race, and the winner will be thrown into a crowd of women to determine who will be the next lucky bride. Horsemeat hors-d'oeuvres. A multi-layered chocolate cake, which itself will sit resting on a chocolate-colored living horse. My little girl will get her loving horses! Just like her grandfather wouldn't give his sweet daughter even though she had to take the hush money from the unnamed senator so they wouldn't drag his name through the mud in court. Horses! Horses!

Field Mousepad posted:

I copied it and then quoted it. I don't know what the hell happened there.

Facebook Aunt posted:

We're all bad posters, but you're on a whole other level. Grats.

Keru posted:

Someone better have that quote handy where a goon kept posting his workout log to the, very serious, thread about discussing abortion and it's effects/laws etc.

Keru posted:

Someone better have that quote handy where a goon kept posting his workout log to the, very serious, thread about discussing abortion and it's effects/laws etc.

Inco posted:

I've been working out! It's just difficult to quantify the boot camp because I lose track of the reps. I got back from the gym not too long ago, but my modem's fried and I'm not too fond of phone posting. But, if I must...

Tuesday and Thursday was boot camp. Technically, I'm done all the classes I've paid for, but the trainer's invited me back for the make up sessions that the other people missed. I'll be taking advantage of that, of course.

Weigh-in (04/12/13): 204 lbs

10min elliptical

Squat
5x80
5x90
5x100
5x110
5x120

DB Bench Press
5x40
5x45
5x50
5x55
5x60

Chinups
22x110
12x110

30min elliptical

Medicinal Penguin posted:

Unless DB stands for Dead Baby, you're in the wrong thread.

Reene posted:

But how many bloody fetuses can you deadlift?

Field Mousepad posted:

I copied it and then quoted it. I don't know what the hell happened there.

Field Mousepad posted:

I copied it and then quoted it. I don't know what the hell happened there.

Lime Tonics posted:

hair stairs,



click for big.

no idea why.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh I can't go out tonight I have to comb my stairs.

High Lord Elbow posted:

WHY THE gently caress ARE THERE HAIR STAIRS gently caress THIS LETS BLOW UP THE PLANET

Seriously, the existence of hair stairs makes me angry enough to eradicate all life on earth.

there wolf posted:

When you have no money for carpet but a bag full of cheap wigs.

Seriously, this looks like something someone on a design competition show would come up with if forced to decorate a room out of the contents of a dumpster.

TTerrible posted:

It must feel amazing on bare feet.

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

It's so luxurious, too. Do they shampoo it on chore day?

Skwirl posted:

10 Things I Hate About You is playing at the bar and I can't get over how young Julia Stiles and JGL look. Heath Ledger also looks young, but he's never looked that much older.

Elfgames posted:

i bet those stairs are insulated

Facebook Aunt posted:

And now for something completely different.





Wig fetish spotted.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

On the plus side; those stairs and the surrounding structure are made of stone so you can fix that nightmare with gas and a match.

Cugel the Clever posted:

Pffffft, into what, paper money? Or better yet, give it to a "bank" to claim they're holding for you. No thanks, everyone knows the only true store of currency is weird encrypted bits of data I have in the cloud.*

*This is what buttcoiners actually believe.

yaffle posted:

The Dunning Krugerrand.

RareAcumen posted:

Dreddout posted:

HYUCK ME UP INSIDE

CAN'T HYUCK UP

SAVE ME FROM THE GOOFBALL I'VE BECOME

Karate Bastard posted:

Holy hot drat

Karate Bastard posted:

The fedoral gold reserve

Karate Bastard posted:

The fedoral gold reserve

Breetai posted:

The first reply to the first (in earnest, started by a true believer who explained what Bitcoin was) Bitcoin thread was in its entirety "Autism Kroners", and is frankly untouchable as far as first replies go.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Do we so easily forget the That's cool OP your mom sounds like a nice lady

Brother Friendship posted:

*Maddow MOANS AND STAGGERS unto stage, poo poo dripping off her clothes, she raises an ENCRUSTED VHS with both hands.*

*With a SMUG GRIN Maddow yells into the camera, PISS SPUTTERING from her mouth*

"The PISS TAPE is real, just as THE ORB promised, the Wise and Beautiful ELDER ORB, Who I now serve in a state of UTTER BLISS. "

*THE PISS does not cease to flow from Maddow's body as she KISSES THE TAPE repeatedly, the electric equipment sparking before catching fire. Much of the staff SCREACH AS THEY PERISH in the ensuing firestorm as tears of joy drop from Maddow's NOW BLEEDING EYES.*

"The PISS TAPE is real.." *she WHISPERS SEXUALLY to the VHS tape as the flames MELT THE SKIN off her flesh.*

"And THE ORB has chosen ME."

*Maddow laughs as the building COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HER and silences the SCREAMS OF THE DYING*

purple death ray posted:

This is the best first reply in the history of this website:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

IUG posted:

What did ADTRW win?

purple death ray posted:

This is the best first reply in the history of this website:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

purple death ray posted:

This is the best first reply in the history of this website:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Dead Reckoning posted:

theflyingorc posted:

I'm fond of the "post your favorite anime" that immediately had the anime Hitler

"Vaerai Archon" posted:

Ok since we have that vector thread here I guess this can kinda fit in here. However preferibly I would Like to avoid cross posts from the vector thread. So you should really just only use the vector technique if you want to layer it over your original line art.

anyways here's a WIP that I have currently

"SDShamshel" posted:

purple death ray posted:

This is the best first reply in the history of this website:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3671251&pagenumber=1&perpage=40