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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxYu_j_4O_k

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
http://i.imgur.com/tX3eYzY.gifv

The_end
May 17, 2014

Sunswipe posted:

Well, no. According to that headline, he was shooting at people practicing baseball. I'm not a sports fan, but that seems a bit extreme.

Anyone practicing baseball at 7am deserve to be shot.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The_end posted:

Anyone practicing baseball at 7am deserve to be shot.

Democrats practiced even earlier in the morning.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Platystemon posted:

Democrats practiced even earlier in the morning.

I thought they were practicing somewhere else at the time.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Whenever poo poo like this pops up in this thread, I always ask myself what they were actually hoping to accomplish.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
A viral video, which it looks like they got. :haw: Hope it was worth it for that kid's face though.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Zamujasa posted:

A viral video, which it looks like they got. :haw: Hope it was worth it for that kid's face though.

Smartphone's broken for sure.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I didn't even notice the smartphone at first, holy poo poo. I was too busy watching that dude's face get caved in.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Notice that it first lands on his wrist

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

food court bailiff posted:

That looks more like weird fetish porn than anything accidental, woman opens her drat mouth and shakes her head around

Absolutely porn. She's got that eastern European too-much-plastic-surgery Melania Trump mask face and everything.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Whenever poo poo like this pops up in this thread, I always ask myself what they were actually hoping to accomplish.

Looks like they bent their scooter and were trying to bend it back straight. This would never work of course but eh.

Also holy poo poo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


walrusman
Aug 4, 2006


Not the failure mode I expect to see when a kid is standing on a toy car.

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef



Okay then.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brown-bricks

I don’t know what it has to do with anything, either.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Takes No Damage posted:

Also holy poo poo


Wait brown bricks aside idgi why is this here?

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

hanales posted:

Baseball is mostly standing around. It's not exactly a blood pumping event.

Everyone dishes on baseball until they play it. I know I did. There's a hell of a lot of sprinting in baseball.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

RyokoTK posted:

FF7's not going to be an RPG? What is it then?

Kingdom Hearts

I'm serious, its the combat of Kingdom Hearts but FF7's world and story. Which... would be great?


Poetry in motion :allears:

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Merkel with the killer moonwalk.

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Some almost fruede, people being stupid around trains.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBF1aXLTroQ

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Burning_Monk posted:

Merkel with the killer moonwalk.

drat it, I never loving noticed that the gif is playing backwards...

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/875107324385427457

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

If the residents of Liverpool can all work out that buying the Sun is foolish, its a wonder why everyone else can't.

RagnarokZ
May 14, 2004

Emperor of the Internet

ultrabindu posted:

If the residents of Liverpool can all work out that buying the Sun is foolish, its a wonder why everyone else can't.

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she has great tits."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

RagnarokZ posted:

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she has great tits."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

England had exactly one woman with perfect breasts.

Hugh Grant proved even those weren't worth much.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Some Youtube Patriots (aka conspiracy theorists) spun a tale about how a dirty bomb was on a ship in South Carolina. Turns out that sort of thing is taken quite seriously and the coast guard stopped the container ship and went over it looking for evidence of this. Here we can see the results of the search.

https://twitter.com/USCGSoutheast/status/875260873673236480

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

ultrabindu posted:

A man got so angry at muslims his heart exploded?

Poor Oath Keeper, thought of muslims and died.

Ssthalar
Sep 16, 2007

Such Fun posted:

Poor Oath Keeper, thought of muslims and died.

:golfclap:

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Dex posted:

poor sssssidney, thought of lunch and died

Takes No Damage posted:

Poor helmetless biker, thought of buses and died.

Phanatic posted:

Poor old Freckles, thought of pistons and died.

Hihohe posted:

Poor Pegasus, thought of myrmidons and died.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Poor SchadenChrist, thought of kickflips and died.

Tip Shades posted:

Poor Choppy. Thought of rotor wash and broke.

Phanatic posted:

Poor old Huey, thought of collective pitch and died.

Such Fun posted:

Poor Oath Keeper, thought of muslims and died.

New jokes are allowed

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Beeswax posted:

New jokes are allowed

Poor beeswax. Thought of jokes and cried. :(

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer

This guys dead right?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Bad Llama posted:

This guys dead right?

That's him landing in the second shot. He looks like he hosed up his gut pretty good but probably not lethally.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That is a loving brutal slam. He only fell 10' but loving hell.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



hanales posted:

Poor beeswax. Thought of jokes and cried. :(

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Remember that brawl outside the Turkish Embassy residence?

Well one of the guys got arrested and charged.

https://twitter.com/WasHatti/status/875310425105104896

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Beeswax posted:

New jokes are allowed

By all means, tell one say anything funny at all.

Edit:

hanales posted:

Poor beeswax. Thought of jokes and cried. :(

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 14:24 on Jun 15, 2017

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ultrabindu posted:

Well one of the guys got arrested and charged.

Two of the guys have been arrested and charged, and warrants have been issued for a dozen of the Turkish security personnel.

That latter won't amount to anything, but it's more than I expected.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...083d_story.html

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Beeswax posted:

New jokes are allowed

It's 2017 and we're still running loss into the ground. You're going to complain that we're​ beating a dead horse joke?

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