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beep by grandpa posted:Does anyone know who sonic is dating now? Asking for a friend. me
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Sonic prefers to enjoy a number of casual intimate relationships, stringing his partners along in the hope of commitment. It's why his number of "friends" and "friendly rivals" keeps increasing. Every single one of them think they're "the one" and the others are shallow frauds that he'll get over.
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Jun 15, 2017 18:50
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Friendly Factory posted:But which one of them gets pregnant first Everyone. The answer is always everyone. E: Hey have I mentioned Sonic Mania looks good? 
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Jun 15, 2017 18:54
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August can't come soon enough. Everything looks so good and so extremely fun. Chemical Plant Act 2 is just super awesome!
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Jun 15, 2017 22:14
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This is cute and I'm saying this unironically.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:53
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Sonic is volcel
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Schwarzwald posted:If they were doing the Unleashed style hub stages, they ought to bring him back as just some random NPC. Kirby has a villain named Magolor who tried to destroyed the universe, but lost, and promptly decided to move on to making shady theme parks and operating microtransaction stores, which is my favorite thing ever. Can't beat the hero, might as well scam them. Just apply that principle to any lovely one-off Sonic villain and you'd have something great.
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Sonic is volcel
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Jun 15, 2017 23:44
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 Sonadow e: I thought it was "Shadic" but that's the OC Fusion of Sonic and Shadow
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Sonic is volcel And Shadow is incel. It's a classic contrast.
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Jun 15, 2017 23:52
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This thread is loving terrible.
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sonic is only 15 years old. a lot of people forget that. he's still finding out who he is
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sonic was born in 1990
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SwissCM posted:This thread is loving terrible. You're just jealous because you lack self control. If you focused your energies on going fast instead of expending your essence you'd be as cool and blue as the planet that's as cool and blue as Sonic Hedgehog.
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The UK comic is the one where super sonic got the crazy spiral eyes and stuff? What made Sonic turn green and start a sprite comic in that series?
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Jun 16, 2017 00:26
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SwissCM posted:This thread is really really :sonic:
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Jun 16, 2017 00:27
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I believe that the canon is that sonic characters lack reproductive organs or biological sex, having only gender and gendered biological dimophism (I'd like to wish even the latter weren't the case, but, well, Rouge exists).
Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 00:30
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Sonic The Hedgehog does not gently caress. Ever. He achieves full satisfaction just by staring at you with his massive hypersensitive eyes, and passionately filling his rounded belly with chilidogs.
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Jun 16, 2017 00:32
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I just realized that my OC can be Teckno the Canary. Forces hype is now at maximum.
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For real, though, Sonic and Shadow would never happen because Shadow is the most self absorbed motherfucker in the world.
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Schwarzwald posted:If they were doing the Unleashed style hub stages, they ought to bring him back as just some random NPC. And the Secret Rings menu song playing over tinny speakers.
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Schwarzwald posted:For real, though, Sonic and Shadow would never happen because Shadow is the most self absorbed motherfucker in the world. he cares deeply for his best friend E-123 Omega
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Jun 16, 2017 07:30
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What if Shadow is actually undercover?
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By resetting them all to evil, it means Sega can recycle all of their popular character journeys in fast forward for one super-bumper pack.
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I'm guessing there's some time travel or mind control going on, possibly manipulation. Classic Sonic is there, and it's not like Eggman hasn't tricked people into fighting Sonic for him before.
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Infinite's whole look and name and whatever implies it'll be either time travel or alternate realities. EDIT: oh, didn't see this: Yeah he's grabbing villains from dimensions where they're still evil and alive. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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Jun 16, 2017 09:43
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Infinite refers to his power level.
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https://twitter.com/playasia/status/875684472754253824
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Jun 16, 2017 14:51
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You're far too expensive!
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Sonic is asexual/aromantic because he's a blue cartoon hedgehog that goes fast. That poo poo was unnecessary and bizarrely out of place as far back as Sonic CD. He cares more about finding the unmarked part of a wall he can inexplicably go through, or turning in place when he finds the way to the Sky Deck.Kurieg posted:You're far too expensive! Heran Bago fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jun 16, 2017 |
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 They really should stop trying to physically represent Sonic's infinity shoe movement thing because it looks more and more silly with every incarnation.
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Kurieg posted:You're far too expensive! You know you're gonna sell everything you own for it.
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CJacobs posted:
I think that's pretty cool, but it kinda looks like his legs are staying still whilst only his feet are spinning around wildly.
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Jun 16, 2017 17:18
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The statue looks cool when it's turned on in the dark and the speed feet thing is doing it's rapid spinny glow
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the only good sonic games pre-adventure were spinball, mean bean machine and tails’ adventure. 3&knuckles, 3D blast and chaotix were just ok. all the others are bad. especially CD.
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It's weird that Sonic is 15 because he's never written like that except at one brief stint in the comics where the freedom fighters had to go to high school and that was terrible. He's always struck me more 22-25 which makes it even weirder he hangs around with a child.
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Also that last trailer with Cubey and that Deadly Six fucker made me suddenly like 20% less excited for Sonic Forces
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Also that last trailer with Cubey and that Deadly Six fucker made me suddenly like 20% less excited for Sonic Forces Every time they reveal that the wisp powers are in these games my hype erection instantly droops a little. I am so tired of LASER! SPIKES! ROCKEETTT!
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