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Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010

rezatahs posted:

little dog loves big pussy

i can totally relate

hahaha

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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So that last meltdown thread wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. Just a regular old crazy person being a crazy person.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Psycho Society posted:

Wasn't he actually trolling though

Exactly

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
Is pick a femcel?

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

That is a very good dog :3:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Blue Train posted:

That's hardly even a dog

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
hey im hugh


i don't miss pick!!

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Has anyone offered to track Hugh down and get him an account? Or just find out what his account name is already...he is living the goon dream of being an autist with a micropenis while having a girl who is "out of his league" pursue him and try to be his mom/girlfriend.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Did he really crawl under a truck instead of having sex with Pick?

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Who What Now posted:

I sent Pick a picture of a dog and she said all animals are good which is probably a passive aggressive way of telling me my dog is nothing special, which is very rude because my dog is very special.

I was going to say that I was sorry to hear about your retarded dog but after looking at the photographic evidence your dog just looks normal. Pick was right. I approve of your dog.

Dr. Capco
May 21, 2007


Pillbug
Somebody link the unrequited wheelchair love thread tia

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

haljordan posted:

Did he really crawl under a truck instead of having sex with Pick?

Yea lol

the gist of the story is they were camping and she tried to get him to come in the tent to gently caress her and he crawled under the truck instead

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Dr. Capco posted:

Somebody link the unrequited wheelchair love thread tia

It's mixed in with like 90 pages of her other posts in the relationships thread

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Blue Train posted:

Yea lol

the gist of the story is they were camping and she tried to get him to come in the tent to gently caress her and he crawled under the truck instead

Looooool

He is earth's greatest champion

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Blue Train posted:

Yea lol

the gist of the story is they were camping and she tried to get him to come in the tent to gently caress her and he crawled under the truck instead

and I thought the guy who crawled away meowing after getting a boner was hardcore

rio
Mar 20, 2008

If he has a micropenis then he doesn't need to crawl anywhere.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Pick introduced me to Ali Express, the Chinese Internet where I purchase my Orbs. Thanks Pick.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

rio posted:

If he has a micropenis then he doesn't need to crawl anywhere.

his legs dont work tho

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

haljordan posted:

Did he really crawl under a truck instead of having sex with Pick?

As far as we know, and it fits what we know about him.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Maybe if she manages to unfuck her brain she'll be able to admit that dragon age 2 is lame as hell.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the dog is extraordinarily small

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Motherfucker posted:

hey im hugh


i don't miss pick!!

Hey I heard you got a micropenis. :pervert:

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I have about as much regard for Pick as she has for everyone else on these forums.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the dog is extraordinarily small

Can't get nothing past you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

That's hardly even a dog

Looks more like a chicken

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I liked her threads about animals.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Looks more like a chicken

What kind of chickens are you looking at?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Who What Now posted:

What kind of chickens are you looking at?

Maybe he meant chicken as in cowardly. As in your dog is craven.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I sent pick a picture of my cat and she said she was very pretty, special, and that my cat loves me very much which is all true. Her cat is extremely dope as well and has a really great name.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Jim Barris posted:

I sent pick a picture of my cat and she said she was very pretty, special, and that my cat loves me very much which is all true. Her cat is extremely dope as well and has a really great name.

<:mad:>

To be fair to Pick she did contact me after my post calling her out to say my dog is very good.

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Jun 20, 2017

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Cats are incapable of love

Who What Now posted:

<:mad:>

To be fair to Pick she did contact me after my post calling her out to say my dog is very good.

shameful

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Blue Train posted:

Cats are incapable of love

I have two cats who are very affectionate.

I just wish the one would stop finding new ways to get poop on himself.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
I don't.

MustelaFuro
May 6, 2007

Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.
The only Pick thread I ever saw was the one about some cool antelope. It was interesting but got poo poo on pretty quickly, unfortunately. Seeing as that was my only Pick experience, it makes her look pretty well-rounded and you all look like rear end in a top hat fuckups. I guess I missed all the sensational stuff.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Blue Train posted:

Cats are incapable of love

Cats are cool and good and are better than dogs at everything including love.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Cats are cool and good and are better than dogs at everything including love.

agreed on all points except they will eat you the second they get the chance

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Turnabout is fair play

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

get that OUT of my face posted:

if anyone else made a thread asking male goons about what their dicks are like, it would be immediately gassed and the poster probably would have been probated for at least three days for being a creep

I think Pick sucks but I don't think this is true. hell, it probably would've been more successful if anyone but her had posted it

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Everything humans interpret as love from a cat really translates to "Where's my food, rear end in a top hat"

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

MustelaFuro posted:

The only Pick thread I ever saw was the one about some cool antelope. It was interesting but got poo poo on pretty quickly, unfortunately. Seeing as that was my only Pick experience, it makes her look pretty well-rounded and you all look like rear end in a top hat fuckups. I guess I missed all the sensational stuff.

She apparently posts in like a billion threads on every single subforum so it's pretty easy to miss but she's a pretty weird and unpleasant bird who occasionally has actual funny streaks

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