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thread making me wanna binge on CK2 again
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 00:42 |
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Best thread in C-spam. Can't wait for more Pence loving, baby killing goodness.
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I just don't want to catch him in bed, in bed with a horse In bed with a horse
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kissing horses ingratiating horses horse vomit and slop
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Good thing you didn't consume me. I'm tough and gamey
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LegoMan posted:Good thing you didn't consume me. I'm tough and gamey But we just eat the tender organs.
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Elephanthead posted:But we just eat the tender organs.
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But it is like the fruit in a trash barrel booze barrel.
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gently caress i just remembered that baloogan spawned satan with that one girl whatever happened to satan child???
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lol apparently that knowledge is lost in the ether technically satan was the dad so i cant tie it to baloogan ![]()
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cucked by satan
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Paradox games are more entertaining to watch someone else struggle with than to play, so thanks for this Except for stellaris, which is a terrible game made worse by the fact that you don't get the weird & wonderful stores you get in ck
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owns also whatever happened to me since i was counting lots of money last time
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If you need a new dumbass heir, please add me to the line!
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Homeless Friend posted:horse culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this fiefdom Its me, I'm Daycrew. Nightcrew will never stop quoting me.
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JosefStalinator posted:Mariana Horchata is getting tired of this poo poo i laughed ![]()
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Jose posted:lol at all of this. i've got CK2 but get overwhelmed every time i try it so stop playing it. this thread is making me want to try again i played it all day one day and never again. it is very confusing and there's like 1000 things you can micromanage and make it take six hours real time for sixty years in game ![]()
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rudatron posted:Paradox games are more entertaining to watch someone else struggle with than to play, so thanks for this I can actually play most of the other ones but I've thrown over a hundred hours at CK2 and never figured out how to do anything interesting so I just read other people's game stories
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the bitcoin of weed posted:I can actually play most of the other ones but I've thrown over a hundred hours at CK2 and never figured out how to do anything interesting so I just read other people's game stories I started with CK1 which had a lot less going on, and with each DLC they've incrementally added new poo poo. It really helps starting early and only having to learn one mechanic at a time. That said, the ways to metagame have changed ENORMOUSLY with time, and they've made it way harder to cheese
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lol butts
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Agronox posted:If you need a new dumbass heir, please add me to the line! ofc by ![]() priority is given to more posters but ill reuse people later, because Peckerwood II may be a whole new man! got any sevens posted:i played it all day one day and never again. it is very confusing and there's like 1000 things you can micromanage and make it take six hours real time for sixty years in game gently caress yea thats why it owns, cant wait to export the goons to EU4 Lastgirl posted:owns ![]() oh poo poo you died lol sorry you lived til 55 which isn't bad in ck2 terms, especially as the queen mum (who often gets assassinated for some reason) you died because you got too sad and stressed out and got possessed by the devil you also had 2 other daughters, one i forgot to marry the other is married to her gay cousin im sure another mariana will come along eventually
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for daycrew, here's the state of the realm![]() we are noregr, we are king of norway but things kinda suck and everything is unstable ![]() our dude, King Gobias Industries "the dragon" baloogan is the leader of the satan cult but in line with nite crew hes a drunk and hes stressed out and possessed by satan (who isnt these days) what should we do now goons? do we unite Scandinavia and reform the germanic faith? do we promote FEMINISM and become cathars and fight the pope?
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still trying to gently caress that horse too btw
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JosefStalinator posted:still trying to gently caress that horse too btw this thrnds about ck2
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gotta figure out how to change our coat of arms to this
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![]() mayor dave more like mayor dead ![]() day crew has now eliminated virtually all opposition, and with milkdrinker's help, is our only big vassal theyre next in line to the throne if we do nothing
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believe me, i relate to dying from stress more than you'd think as it is extremely and spookily canon i think u should promote feminism and smack the patriarchy around with your death cult of horse loving milk drinkers
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Lastgirl posted:believe me, i relate to dying from stress more than you'd think as it is extremely and spookily canon i swear i am not cheesing anything, ck2 is oddly prophetic also it shall be done ![]() poo poo ![]() apparently we can only promote satanism OR feminism, not both but whats the difference amirite guys ![]()
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before i give up satanism for feminism, do i do a last round of consuming children? Do i... let satan touch daycrew, to ruin their plans? Do I use satan to possess teresa neigh so she submits to my sexual urges????
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No way, when they go low, we go high. This is the winning strategy our kingdom needs.
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JosefStalinator posted:before i give up satanism for feminism, do i do a last round of consuming children? priorities ![]()
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i have been working all day have i been brutally murdered for my organs yet or died in some other horrific way
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![]() ![]() horses like poetry right? ![]() PRUDE
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Nation of Thizzlam posted:i have been working all day have i been brutally murdered for my organs yet or died in some other horrific way naw your dudes alright ![]() gonna send him off to lead some mercenaries so he gets money and stronger hes lvl 3 military planning tho so hopefully he supplants day krew before gobias dies
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no luck on the horse but![]() lol
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Who can find a virtuous horse? For her worth is far above rubies
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gently caress it its feminism time I think i can stay with satan but im not sure ive tried being a nice guy(tm) and the horse wont gently caress me maybe this will work ![]() ![]() oh god the UI is all christian now also everyone loving hates me for being literally the only christian
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# ? Jun 14, 2024 00:42 |
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JosefStalinator posted:
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