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Best thread in C-spam. Can't wait for more Pence loving, baby killing goodness.
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Jun 20, 2017 13:14
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I just don't want to catch him in bed, in bed with a horse In bed with a horse
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Jun 20, 2017 13:23
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kissing horses ingratiating horses horse vomit and slop
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Jun 20, 2017 13:35
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Jun 20, 2017 14:46
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Good thing you didn't consume me. I'm tough and gamey
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Jun 20, 2017 15:34
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LegoMan posted:Good thing you didn't consume me. I'm tough and gamey But we just eat the tender organs.
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Jun 20, 2017 19:07
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Elephanthead posted:But we just eat the tender organs.
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Jun 20, 2017 19:09
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But it is like the fruit in a trash barrel booze barrel.
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Jun 20, 2017 19:16
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Jun 20, 2017 20:52
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gently caress i just remembered that baloogan spawned satan with that one girl whatever happened to satan child???
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Jun 20, 2017 23:22
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lol apparently that knowledge is lost in the ether technically satan was the dad so i cant tie it to baloogan  satan child, guess we gotta make a new one later
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Jun 20, 2017 23:36
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cucked by satan
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Jun 20, 2017 23:59
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Paradox games are more entertaining to watch someone else struggle with than to play, so thanks for this Except for stellaris, which is a terrible game made worse by the fact that you don't get the weird & wonderful stores you get in ck
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Jun 21, 2017 01:33
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owns also whatever happened to me since i was counting lots of money last time
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Jun 21, 2017 01:37
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If you need a new dumbass heir, please add me to the line!
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Jun 21, 2017 02:42
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Homeless Friend posted:horse culture is pretty terrible and will inevitably metastasize into the cancer that kills this fiefdom Its me, I'm Daycrew. Nightcrew will never stop quoting me.
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Jun 21, 2017 03:23
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JosefStalinator posted:Mariana Horchata is getting tired of this poo poo i laughed 
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Jun 21, 2017 03:46
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Jose posted:lol at all of this. i've got CK2 but get overwhelmed every time i try it so stop playing it. this thread is making me want to try again i played it all day one day and never again. it is very confusing and there's like 1000 things you can micromanage and make it take six hours real time for sixty years in game 
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Jun 21, 2017 03:49
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rudatron posted:Paradox games are more entertaining to watch someone else struggle with than to play, so thanks for this I can actually play most of the other ones but I've thrown over a hundred hours at CK2 and never figured out how to do anything interesting so I just read other people's game stories
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Jun 21, 2017 04:13
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the bitcoin of weed posted:I can actually play most of the other ones but I've thrown over a hundred hours at CK2 and never figured out how to do anything interesting so I just read other people's game stories I started with CK1 which had a lot less going on, and with each DLC they've incrementally added new poo poo. It really helps starting early and only having to learn one mechanic at a time. That said, the ways to metagame have changed ENORMOUSLY with time, and they've made it way harder to cheese
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Jun 21, 2017 05:35
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lol butts
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Jun 21, 2017 05:36
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Agronox posted:If you need a new dumbass heir, please add me to the line! ofc by  ing you get on the listpriority is given to more posters but ill reuse people later, because Peckerwood II may be a whole new man! got any sevens posted:i played it all day one day and never again. it is very confusing and there's like 1000 things you can micromanage and make it take six hours real time for sixty years in game gently caress yea thats why it owns, cant wait to export the goons to EU4 Lastgirl posted:owns  oh poo poo you died lol sorry you lived til 55 which isn't bad in ck2 terms, especially as the queen mum (who often gets assassinated for some reason) you died because you got too sad and stressed out and got possessed by the devil you also had 2 other daughters, one i forgot to marry the other is married to her gay cousin im sure another mariana will come along eventually
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Jun 21, 2017 05:39
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for daycrew, here's the state of the realm we are noregr, we are king of norway but things kinda suck and everything is unstable  our dude, King Gobias Industries "the dragon" baloogan is the leader of the satan cult but in line with nite crew hes a drunk and hes stressed out and possessed by satan (who isnt these days) what should we do now goons? do we unite Scandinavia and reform the germanic faith? do we promote FEMINISM and become cathars and fight the pope?
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Jun 21, 2017 05:42
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still trying to gently caress that horse too btw
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Jun 21, 2017 05:42
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JosefStalinator posted:still trying to gently caress that horse too btw this thrnds about ck2
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Jun 21, 2017 05:43
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gotta figure out how to change our coat of arms to this
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Jun 21, 2017 05:45
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 mayor dave more like mayor dead  day crew has now eliminated virtually all opposition, and with milkdrinker's help, is our only big vassal theyre next in line to the throne if we do nothing
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Jun 21, 2017 05:46
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believe me, i relate to dying from stress more than you'd think as it is extremely and spookily canon i think u should promote feminism and smack the patriarchy around with your death cult of horse loving milk drinkers
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Jun 21, 2017 05:48
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Lastgirl posted:believe me, i relate to dying from stress more than you'd think as it is extremely and spookily canon i swear i am not cheesing anything, ck2 is oddly prophetic also it shall be done  poo poo  apparently we can only promote satanism OR feminism, not both but whats the difference amirite guys 
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Jun 21, 2017 05:52
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before i give up satanism for feminism, do i do a last round of consuming children? Do i... let satan touch daycrew, to ruin their plans? Do I use satan to possess teresa neigh so she submits to my sexual urges????
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Jun 21, 2017 05:53
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No way, when they go low, we go high. This is the winning strategy our kingdom needs.
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Jun 21, 2017 05:54
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JosefStalinator posted:before i give up satanism for feminism, do i do a last round of consuming children? priorities 
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Jun 21, 2017 05:54
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i have been working all day have i been brutally murdered for my organs yet or died in some other horrific way
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Jun 21, 2017 05:56
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  horses like poetry right?  PRUDE
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Jun 21, 2017 05:59
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Nation of Thizzlam posted:i have been working all day have i been brutally murdered for my organs yet or died in some other horrific way naw your dudes alright  gonna send him off to lead some mercenaries so he gets money and stronger hes lvl 3 military planning tho so hopefully he supplants day krew before gobias dies
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Jun 21, 2017 06:01
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no luck on the horse but lol
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Jun 21, 2017 06:02
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Who can find a virtuous horse? For her worth is far above rubies
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Jun 21, 2017 06:02
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gently caress it its feminism time I think i can stay with satan but im not sure ive tried being a nice guy(tm) and the horse wont gently caress me maybe this will work   oh god the UI is all christian now also everyone loving hates me for being literally the only christian
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Jun 21, 2017 06:05
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JosefStalinator posted:
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