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ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

idgi, what's the joke?

people get stupid tattoos

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

idgi, what's the joke?

It's every basic white girl tattoo from the past few years all at once.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

idgi, what's the joke?

It's basically

pinterest_tattoos.jpg

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"These 19 Gorgeous Simplistic Tattoos Will Give You Life And We Can't Even" - Buzzfeed article written by a white girl

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Missing the dream catcher.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005


I hate that the exchange stops there. I want to see the full breakdown. I am a bad person is what I am trying to convey.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



TheKennedys posted:

It came from facebook:



I have a friend who is very fond of the term "vanilla bean basic bitch" and it seems to fit. Even if it's "ironic" it's still stupid. The linework is okay at least, except for whatever the gently caress that arrow fletching is supposed to be about

Needs a semicolon.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Endless Mike posted:

Needs a semicolon.

Say no more

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lifeglug posted:

I hate that the exchange stops there. I want to see the full breakdown. I am a bad person is what I am trying to convey.

Even better if the person who got the tattoo was an anti Semite, just for the ultimate schadenfreude.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Endless Mike posted:

Needs a semicolon.



And an anchor and "I will not sink"

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


TheKennedys posted:

It came from facebook:



I have a friend who is very fond of the term "vanilla bean basic bitch" and it seems to fit. Even if it's "ironic" it's still stupid. The linework is okay at least, except for whatever the gently caress that arrow fletching is supposed to be about

Nah that's hilarious.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

strangemusic posted:

Nah that's hilarious.

Tagging the aforementioned friend in it led to an extended argument between several people about whether or not it was funny and whether he was himself incredibly basic for not thinking so (yes, and also yes)

Pokey Araya
Jan 1, 2007


This.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Are they using "muffin top" in place of "tramp stamp"? Otherwise, that list is missing a placement option.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Muffin top is the new tramp stamp broski.

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.
An idiot (male macho guy) I know got his first tattoo a while ago. It's the infinite symbol with love/life in it that turns into a feather.

It's really large on his forearm.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Now I want that infinity sign, but with just "Word." Or "Insert Text Here"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

the popular kids posted:

An idiot (male macho guy) I know got his first tattoo a while ago. It's the infinite symbol with love/life in it that turns into a feather.

It's really large on his forearm.

:justpost:

He had to have put a picture on Facebook or something.

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

Antivehicular posted:

Now I want that infinity sign, but with just "Word." Or "Insert Text Here"

Legitimately tempted in doing that but the word is "piiisssssssss"

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Nah infinity symbol with goatse in it. You will be immortal.

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.

Field Mousepad posted:

:justpost:

He had to have put a picture on Facebook or something.

I'm sorry :( I just checked both his and his mom's (they got them matching and also a pair of turtle doves and some music notes because she "loves music") and I can't see that either of them posted a picture.

Probably because they are awful.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

the popular kids posted:

I'm sorry :( I just checked both his and his mom's (they got them matching and also a pair of turtle doves and some music notes because she "loves music") and I can't see that either of them posted a picture.

Probably because they are awful.

This is all the more reason you need to get us pictures ASAP

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.
This is the best picture i can find. Cropped zoomed enhanced. Unfortunately only shows half of one of the tattoos. The other ones are by his wrist.

Or maybe he's a very hairy 16 year old girl. Not sure.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




the popular kids posted:

and some music notes because she "loves music")

Please find out her musical tastes

the popular kids
Dec 27, 2010

Time for some thrilling heroics.
You could have guessed and been right.

Nickelback.

And basically any newish rock/pop/country.

But she loving loves Nickelback.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

the popular kids posted:

I'm sorry :( I just checked both his and his mom's (they got them matching and also a pair of turtle doves and some music notes because she "loves music") and I can't see that either of them posted a picture.

Probably because they are awful.

Him and his mom got Turtle Doves. That bird that mates for life, famously. Ooookay.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Antivehicular posted:

Now I want that infinity sign, but with just "Word." Or "Insert Text Here"

Field Mousepad posted:

Nah infinity symbol with goatse in it. You will be immortal.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Wonder if he got "gently caress A JOB" before or after the AK-47 on his jawline


Even got the wedding ring. Nice touch :golfclap:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Oh hey Stitches.

He also put his son on his face.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Majestic.

Mandactyl
Jun 1, 2011

A kinder, gentler herpes
Grimey Drawer
Thanks r/trashyboners

:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/rzDplXS.jpg

:nws:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
:captainpop:

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

the popular kids posted:

You could have guessed and been right.

Nickelback.

And basically any newish rock/pop/country.

But she loving loves Nickelback.

Ground Zero of the cultural wasteland has been found

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

the popular kids posted:

You could have guessed and been right.

Nickelback.

And basically any newish rock/pop/country.

But she loving loves Nickelback.



Tattoo for the tattoo gods.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Skullfucking is dangerous.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
https://twitter.com/Lord_Paktas/status/879120589348257792

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Mandactyl posted:

Thanks r/trashyboners
:nws:

Poor skull has a cleft lip.

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



At least these people will never have children they'll have to explain their stupid tattoos to

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