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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Favorite moments in TFF history is a fun topic

I still love the TNF GDT where somebody posted on page 1, "I had a dream that the Dolphins won with a walk off safety in OT"

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLaMCf5mPVM

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evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

this was one of my favorite tff moments:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

Favorite moments in TFF history is a fun topic

I still love the TNF GDT where somebody posted on page 1, "I had a dream that the Dolphins won with a walk off safety in OT"

and then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLaMCf5mPVM

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3577948&pagenumber=1

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
My current favorite TFF moment is the Chiefs' bank shot FG winner in OT just this past season.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Buttfumble

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My favorite pizza joint in Santa Cruz was literally inside the downtown bus station.


That was me. Kawalimus did a (much funnier) extended rant that referenced his and Pop Dog's avatars at the time.

I miss Pop Dog.

Yeah iirc Kawa said something like "Ben is the dog who thirsts"

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

And here I figured this was lost to the sands of time.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

sharknado slashfic posted:

Yeah iirc Kawa said something like "Ben is the dog who thirsts"

I remember vaguely (possibly incorrectly)

"Tebow's playing like hes in a football fun house... big Ben is playing like the dog who thirsts and should be playing like the dog who refreshes."

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

which was the same thread that featured the Raiders special teams pigeon.

Not the same game but it reminded me of this gem:



e: I suck at the internet, pretend that's a gif

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Jul 4, 2017

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Bring back nnnAdam

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

BlindSite posted:

I remember vaguely (possibly incorrectly)

"Tebow's playing like hes in a football fun house... big Ben is playing like the dog who thirsts and should be playing like the dog who refreshes."

That's exactly it as I remember

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

I remember upside-down Takeo Spikes being my contribution to this masterpiece.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Takk watching, cheering and laughing at his own combine drill video is pretty priceless.

https://twitter.com/Takk/status/827714135848734721

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
I lurked for a while before posting more regularly but I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as I have during the "Manas cooked a steak" episode. My jaw physically hurt the next day from laughing so hard.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


The Holiest of Steaks.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Bring back nnnAdam

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

BlindSite posted:

I remember vaguely (possibly incorrectly)

"Tebow's playing like hes in a football fun house... big Ben is playing like the dog who thirsts and should be playing like the dog who refreshes."

I was about to post that.

It was absolutely incredible and I feel privileged to have witnessed it live.

Edit: Unfortunately Kawalimus' call was lost to the aether but this one was preserved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgeKXS4ag8U

Also, the thread

Edit Edit:

"Ben Roethlisberger running around like some kinda pop dog."

Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Jul 4, 2017

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Acebuckeye13 posted:

I was about to post that.

It was absolutely incredible and I feel privileged to have witnessed it live.

Edit: Unfortunately Kawalimus' call was lost to the aether but this one was preserved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgeKXS4ag8U

Also, the thread

Thank you for posting that, the related videos brought up the one I was looking for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4DTthQVoQ

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
Also if we're talking about TFF legends:

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

My favorite pizza joint in Santa Cruz was literally inside the downtown bus station.

It was bad because it tasted like garbage not because it was insufficiently fancy for take-out pizza.

Though to be fair to him, California has pretty dire pizza in general.

King Hong Kong fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jul 4, 2017

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

MrSargent posted:

I lurked for a while before posting more regularly but I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as I have during the "Manas cooked a steak" episode. My jaw physically hurt the next day from laughing so hard.

I have like 15k posts and like 300 threads but that was the only one to go gold. God bless Manas.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

I have like 15k posts and like 300 threads but that was the only one to go gold. God bless Manas.

I can't believe we didn't get the front page.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I miss my Bob's Burgers thread.



Before people started liking it for reasons I'm not sure of.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I miss my Bob's Burgers thread.



Before people started liking it for reasons I'm not sure of.

Because its good. It hits a lot of the same notes prime era Simpsons did.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I went all stats-y and compiled data of win-loss records in the NFL since realignment in 2002. The teams with the best and worst record are obvious, so let's get some other numbers.

MOST AVERAGE TEAM - Kansas City Chiefs (119-121)

BEST DIVISION - AFC East (509-451)

WORST DIVISION - NFC West (442-514-4)

MOST EVEN DIVISION - NFC South (top and bottom separated by 27.5 wins)

BEST RECORD BY A TEAM WITHOUT A SUPER BOWL VICTORY - Philadelphia Eagles (137-102-1)

WORST RECORD BY A TEAM WITH A SUPER BOWL VICTORY - New York Giants (127-113)

WORST RECORD WITHOUT A #1 DRAFT PICK - Jacksonville Jaguars (93-147)

COULD NEW ENGLAND LOSE ALL THEIR GAMES NEXT YEAR AND STILL HAVE MORE WINS THAN ANYONE ELSE - Yes

HOW MANY PERFECT SEASONS WOULD CLEVELAND NEED TO GET THEIR POST-REALIGNMENT WIN % ABOVE .500 - Five

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Also, the list of number one overall draft picks that would you a drat Super Bowl (or NFL Championship, pre-Common Draft)

1945 - Charley Trippi
1949 - Chuck Bednarik
1957 - Paul Hornung
1967 - Bubba Smith
1970 - Terry Bradshaw
1974 - Ed Jones
1989 - Troy Aikman
1991 - Russell Maryland
1997 - Orlando Pace
1998 - Peyton Manning

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jul 4, 2017

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
You forgot Eli

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


all-Rush mixtape posted:

BEST DIVISION - AFC East (509-451)

Hmmm

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

It kind of makes sense. 80s/90s dominance of Marino and Kelly, 70s with Namath, and then 00s with Brady and currently woth Tannehill it makes sense. Ehud will back me on this for sure.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The numbers only go back to '02 though...

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Also if we're talking about TFF legends:



The forging of BBP is my absolute favorite thing in TFF because he is not exaggerating about that game

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I can describe the AFC East as that one time on WWE SmackDown when Batista teamed with three jobbers in a four-on-four match and still won.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I wasn't there for any of this except the Steak Incident :(

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


whypick1 posted:

The numbers only go back to '02 though...

Yea, I don't get how the Patriots can make up for the Bills AND the Jets.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


whypick1 posted:

The numbers only go back to '02 though...

Belichick hired the russians to hack the nfl.

their actual record is closer to .635

jesus no wonder they're .771 from 2002 on not including playoffs

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Jul 4, 2017

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


here have some actual news rumors

https://twitter.com/Mr_KevinJones/status/881989675631525888

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Snyder is not a smart business dork

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Snyder is not a smart business dork

In this case it's not so much business sense as it is spite, though. He can easily afford it!

At least Skins fans will get to keep their quarterback.

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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

SKULL.GIF posted:

In this case it's not so much business sense as it is spite, though. He can easily afford it!

At least Skins fans will get to keep their quarterback.

They're probably waiting on Stafford's deal then, so they can make sure Cousins is the highest paid QB this season.

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