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dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

There is a difference between grey wash and grey pigment.

Grey wash is essentially watered down black ink, it is semi-transparent when healed, or more accurately, like black ink with the opacity turned down.

Grey pigment is a solid grey tone to look like dark shades of white. It's got completely different characteristics.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 15:01

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Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

RickVoid posted:

The Walmart thing is either regional or no longer applies, half the Assistant Managers at my store have full sleeves.

Yeah tattoos are more acceptable these days. I work at the same minimum-wage company I used to in high school. Back then you had to wear long sleeves if you had tattoos, now the policy is that they are totally cool with them as long as it isn't like, a swastika or a dick or whatever. I always get compliments from customers, too, so corporations' worries about employees' tattoos were/are dumb and unfounded.

Unfortunately they're still dumb about piercings (only one per ear) but no one enforces that unless corporate comes in to audit us, so that's good too.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 19:28

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

"Aww, I love you. You're my bow"

"Shut up, I told you that I'm the arrow"

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

There's a "straight as an arrow" joke to be made here, but I'm not funny or smart enough to figure it out. Just pretend I nailed it.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:30

Dear Prudence: Sep 3, 2012

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:32

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

nah i'm good

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:39

America: Apr 26, 2017

Looks like someone beat you to it anyway.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:54

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

They couldn't have censored the butthole too?

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:54

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Internet Wizard posted:

They couldn't have censored the butthole too?

That's just Paul Stanley's eye.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 20:59

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Internet Wizard posted:

They couldn't have censored the butthole too?

New thread title.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 21:01

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Internet Wizard posted:

They couldn't have censored the butthole too?

# ? Jul 9, 2017 21:21

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

I'd like to hope that person lost a bet like this person: https://instagram.com/p/BWUFbpJh-zG/ :nws:

But nah, nah.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 22:05

ICHIBAHN: Feb 21, 2007; by Cyrano4747

dpack_1 posted:

Is this the new thing? Like when people try real hard to not be able to read text in tattoos.

This is neither a cover up, nor does the person have eczema.

The white and grey is poo poo, sure, but it's trying to add depth and folds to the material (in a terrible way), but it's certainly not trying to cover anything

The 'eczema' is just what grey wash looks like immediately after getting tattooed, when you perforate the skin a million times it'll get red, irritated and inflamed, give it a few days for the initial trauma to fade and that'll become a smokey grey background.

Stop trying to find things to call out as terrible when the tattoo itself is poo poo enough to stand on it's own in the hall of shame.

Pish.

# ? Jul 9, 2017 22:53

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

So maybe I'm crazy (I am crazy) but I'm the only one that sees a bear in that flag tattoo?

# ? Jul 9, 2017 22:56

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

"You have my sword!"
"And my Bow!"
"No, I'm the Arrow, remember?"

# ? Jul 10, 2017 02:05

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

Thin Privilege posted:

I work at the same minimum-wage company I used to in high school.

why? are the benefits like amazing or something?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:11

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's a "straight as an arrow" joke to be made here, but I'm not funny or smart enough to figure it out. Just pretend I nailed it.

Way to go! You nailed it.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 03:23

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

There's a "straight as an arrow" joke to be made here, but I'm not funny or smart enough to figure it out. Just pretend I nailed it.

This is an excellent joke, and deserves more love.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I'd like to hope that person lost a bet like this person: https://instagram.com/p/BWUFbpJh-zG/
But nah, nah.

I am the only person in America without IG, and the site won't let me swipe. What was the tattoo?

# ? Jul 10, 2017 04:54

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

http://i.imgur.com/WjZEPXh.jpg :nws:

rydiafan has a new favorite as of 06:08 on Jul 10, 2017

# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:05

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That sure is something.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Something awful.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:08

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

That didn't seem too bad at first and then each detail suddenly appeared one at a time like some eldritch horror

Opopanax has a new favorite as of 05:41 on Jul 10, 2017

# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

bulletsponge13 posted:

I am the only person in America without IG, and the site won't let me swipe. What was the tattoo?

That wasn't this vvv

Same ballpark though

rydiafan posted:

Thing that should've been linked but is now fixed

Uh, maybe link and :nws:

that poo poo?

whypick1 has a new favorite as of 06:57 on Jul 10, 2017

# ? Jul 10, 2017 05:25

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

whypick1 posted:

Uh, maybe link and that poo poo?

Done. Sorry.

# ? Jul 10, 2017 06:09

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

whypick1 posted:

That wasn't this vvv

Same ballpark though

Uh, maybe link and that poo poo?

Now fix your quote!

# ? Jul 10, 2017 06:26

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Don't know what you're talking about :ninja:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 06:57

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

rydiafan posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WjZEPXh.jpg

oh my god

that's incredible

# ? Jul 10, 2017 10:22

uXs: May 3, 2005; Mark it zero!

bulletsponge13 posted:

This is an excellent joke, and deserves more love.

I am the only person in America without IG, and the site won't let me swipe. What was the tattoo?

this:

http://imgur.com/NWCuHrO :nws:

# ? Jul 10, 2017 19:01

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

rydiafan posted:

http://i.imgur.com/WjZEPXh.jpg

Every day I click on this thread and I half expect to see an honest-to-God tattoo replica of the "BEEF? ROAST BEEF? I AM A PROSTITUTE." thing from that one Achewood comic

:nws:

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03242008

# ? Jul 11, 2017 15:18

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Not gonna lie I like it.

# ? Jul 11, 2017 15:58

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

HappyKitty posted:

Every day I click on this thread and I half expect to see an honest-to-God tattoo replica of the "BEEF? ROAST BEEF? I AM A PROSTITUTE." thing from that one Achewood comic

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03242008

Somebody get that tattooed on their gross body stat

# ? Jul 11, 2017 16:04

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

ladron posted:

why? are the benefits like amazing or something?

No, it's because the job market is total garbage and no one would call me for an interview or call back after an interview, but I went into the place and was like, "hey I worked here in high school" and the interview was the manager literally saying, "I see you worked at this company before so I'm going to hire you." It's an easy job so it's good fo now.

# ? Jul 12, 2017 01:47

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

uXs posted:

this:

http://imgur.com/NWCuHrO

I'm kind of unnerved by the contrast between the realistic penis and the asterisk-in-red-circle anus. Did the tattoo artist run out of give-a-poo poo at some point?

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:12

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

Antivehicular posted:

I'm kind of unnerved by the contrast between the realistic penis and the asterisk-in-red-circle anus. Did the tattoo artist run out of give-a-poo poo at some point?

right around the ahole if that wasnt obvious

# ? Jul 12, 2017 03:27

Wendell: May 11, 2003

HappyKitty posted:

Every day I click on this thread and I half expect to see an honest-to-God tattoo replica of the "BEEF? ROAST BEEF? I AM A PROSTITUTE." thing from that one Achewood comic

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03242008

Can't say as I understood a single word of this.

# ? Jul 13, 2017 12:51