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Zipperelli. posted:I once ran into a 7-11, bought a 6 pack of beer, paid, went to my car, then realized I forgot cigarettes. I ran back in, asked for the cigs, and the (same) cashier asked for my id. I was like "uh, dude. You JUST checked it for me to buy alcohol, so I'm over 21, so why do you need to see it again to buy something that's age restricted to 18?" Yeah. And cops spot check those folks all the time, not to mention they are on camera.
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holy gently caress why don't you have national ids, its not like you have state passports. hosed up, lovely country.
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National ids would be the mark of the beast and that's terrible. I'm not joking, by the way. There's just enough people who unironically believe that to gently caress it up for the rest of us. 
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I once watched a middle-aged man freak out at a liquor store cashier who asked for his ID. He eventually just left his stuff on the counter and walked out.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Is that even a thing? Cashiers keeping a book of all 50 state IDs so they can check out-of-staters? Yes. And no not just if there's a college nearby. The place I worked had one with a big ol "Brought to you by Budweiser" logo on it. And quite frankly if the dude went off on my like that I would have drug the process out even longer because gently caress you dude just doin' my job. It's a 10k fine and possible jailtime if it's a state sting. If it's the BARS program it's anything from a write up to a termination. Just get your ID out and accept it. Hell if I was having a poo poo day I carded everyone for everything.
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When I worked at a day care one of the kids was autistic and when she had a panic attack a coworker yelled at her and sat her in time out. People are lovely.
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Len posted:When I worked at a day care one of the kids was autistic and when she had a panic attack a coworker yelled at her and sat her in time out. I thought the autistic kids were supposed to be the quiet ones. Away from the keyboard anyway.
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Len posted:When I worked at a day care one of the kids was autistic and when she had a panic attack a coworker yelled at her and sat her in time out. I work in the mental health field so your story i can believe. That image macro would be, ya know, a crime and the person would be an rear end in a top hat to not report it to the police if it happened (it didnt).
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 Even if it did happen, there's still pointing and laughing at the most insufferable loving person on the planet
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ishikabibble posted:
 Good news: Maggie correctly realizes this guy will never be cool.
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Riding unicycles is super loving easy, they look harder than a bike but actually if you gently caress up you just land on your feet standing up.
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Man you don't understand guys, this fawn was just too drat tiny, OP is just so wacky and sensitive at the same time.
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There are literally no million-dollar blockbuster movies.
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No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie
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kazil posted:No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie What about Maggie from walking dead?
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:What about Maggie from walking dead? or Maggie from the Simpsons
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kazil posted:No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie That's true; they're usually named Margaret.
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Jerry Cotton posted:There are literally no million-dollar blockbuster movies. 
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kazil posted:No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Haifisch posted:Bad news: "3,36,777 notes".
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Elysiume posted:India and some other countries uses lakh, which are 100,000, annotated as 1,00,000 and up. So a million is 10,00,000, ten million is 1,00,00,000, etc. Could be regionalized for one of those countries.  quote:All She Sees Is A Costumed Villain
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quote:Manager: “[Cashier], I highly doubt that every poor person in the city is lining up to buy fancy ball gowns. Yes, poor teenage girls never want to wear fancy dresses to prom. 
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There are some people who get legitimately angry at well off people buying from op shops, which is kind of silly, and I say this as someone who grew up povvo. They're not there just to provide poo poo to poors, they're also there to sell poo poo to well off people and use the profits (because they sure as hell make profits) on funding soup kitchens, homeless shelters, etc. That's the plan, anyway, depending on the organisation more or less money might be spent on their gay conversion therapy camps or the "throw rocks at refugees" campaign. A lot of charity shops these days have "high end" stores which cater specifically to rich hipsters with a price tag to match. To be honest even most Lifelines and Vinnie's are more expensive than just buying cheap and nasty sweatshop clothes from Best and Less or Kmart these days.
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shit_that_did_happen_but_i_wish_it_didn't.txt uuuugh
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they're not even doing the meme right the text is from the student's point of view, but this picture is supposed to be used with text from the teacher's point of view
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:shit_that_did_happen_but_i_wish_it_didn't.txt Why why why is it ALWAYS loving "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
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It's like MST3K bullshit. It's obscure nerd poo poo except it's not actually obscure at all so when everyone joins in (and they will) you get that guaranteed real "I'm part of an exclusive in group!  " rush.
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:shit_that_did_happen_but_i_wish_it_didn't.txt Thank you for not linking to the video.
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pfft, amateurs http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-09/photo-of-cage-used-to-restrain-boy-autism-at-canberra-school/6762404 
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Whatever you’ve been smoking on break, you’d better toss it before I toss you.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:It's like MST3K bullshit. It's obscure nerd poo poo except it's not actually obscure at all so when everyone joins in (and they will) you get that guaranteed real "I'm part of an exclusive in group! MST3K bullshit? Is there some kind of secret society around this show I'm unaware of?
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The STDH that are obvious revenge fantasies about something that probably did happen are always the saddest ones. The extra reaction lines completely destroy any sense of empathy though.
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:What about Maggie from walking dead? 101 posted:or Maggie from the Simpsons Characters created by people born 50 years ago. ishikabibble posted:
Has this guy ever used a lockpick? They are useless for most modern locks. And there's no way his lockpick was a surprise to anyone because people who buy lockpicks show them off all the time. Lockpicks are also a great way to turn a police encounter from "thank you sir, have a good evening" to an hour at the back of a cruiser while they search your car
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Proteus Jones posted:MST3K bullshit? Is there some kind of secret society around this show I'm unaware of? No, but some nerds think there is.
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Most modern locks are cheap poo poo you can easily break anyway. Just sticking a flathead and smashing it in can work.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:There are some people who get legitimately angry at well off people buying from op shops, which is kind of silly, and I say this as someone who grew up povvo. They're not there just to provide poo poo to poors, they're also there to sell poo poo to well off people and use the profits (because they sure as hell make profits) on funding soup kitchens, homeless shelters, etc. That's the plan, anyway, depending on the organisation more or less money might be spent on their gay conversion therapy camps or the "throw rocks at refugees" campaign. One of the Goodwill's near me seems to cater to well-off, thin people. Can't find clothes for a typical goon or goonette and they had a $50 purse. At Goodwill.
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ChaseSP posted:Most modern locks are cheap poo poo you can easily break anyway. Just sticking a flathead and smashing it in can work. Yeah which makes locksmiths all the more disappointing. I imagine this old man dressed in steampunk gear with lockpicks hanging all over and instead I get Joe 30 something who sticks in a caulking gun looking thing and then pulls a trigger and the door opens.
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Catberry posted:Has this guy ever used a lockpick? They are useless for most modern locks. And there's no way his lockpick was a surprise to anyone because people who buy lockpicks show them off all the time. Nah, most house locks are ANSI grade 3 'good', which are actually pretty crap and easy to pick.
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