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fruit on the bottom posted:Does it count as necrophilia if you're jacking yourself off with a dead joke? I've already called the police, Granos. Just wait and they'll come get you shortly.
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A Moose posted:"It might be easy for you to type "just break up" but its just as easy for me to cover my eyes and scream SUNK COST FALLACY real loud"
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 00:04 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Does it count as necrophilia if you're jacking yourself off with a dead joke? Not if you do it on a dead forum. We're all dead here. Welcome to hell. We are protected.
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 11:59 |
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quoting fishmech fishmech posted:July 3rd 2017, 11:39:54 pm · a minute ago
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# ? Jul 12, 2017 21:14 |
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Sapozhnik posted:quoting fishmech I'm pretty sure that's not a fishmesh original, as far as I know this is the original source: http://brainstatic.tumblr.com/post/162558774045/scene-a-nervous-looking-older-man-meets-with-a
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trapped mouse posted:I'm pretty sure that's not a fishmesh original, as far as I know this is the original source: Hence the timestamp being included in the post, presumably
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:07 |
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trapped mouse posted:I'm pretty sure that's not a fishmesh original, as far as I know this is the original source: That explains why it's at least a little bit clever and funny.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:42 |
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I'm still glad I got to read it
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 00:58 |
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Sapozhnik posted:quoting fishmech Obviously already mentioned that fishmech didn't come up with this, but I saw it on Facebook a few weeks ago. Different format than the original posted here, but it's been going around the internet. You can say the funny is that you are quoting fishmech trying to pass off something that he read on the internet as his own original content.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 05:35 |
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Tree Goat posted:Modern language would also be way "simpler" and "easy" if the human race were exterminated like vermin down to nothingness; then the only lingua franca you'd need would be how to interpret the rustling of trees and the mournful cry of crows as they peck at our bleached bones.
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# ? Jul 13, 2017 18:01 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Eating the wrong things, pissing in public, loving up the simple act of loving.
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 15:43 |
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fishmech posted:The Beach Subway operated via giant fans in the sealable tunnel, where you would push and pull the cars by air suction in the direction of intended travel, without risking extreme vacuum for the passengers. There would have been fan pairs for each station to station segment in the final system instead of the single fan on the demonstration line and station C.H.O.M.E posted:i'm picturing a subway where everyone boards and their eardrums rupture before the car starts to slowly accelerate away from the station flakeloaf posted:Some of them fled, although they had been trained to cope with just such an unthinkable eventuality. The deaf-hearing face twitched and quivered. Claw hands beat and twisted and danced on the air; abruptly they descended and the thing that had been his son began to claw at its ears. "Louder than you think, Dad!" it cackled. "Louder than you think! Held my tongue when they gave out the earplugs! Wanted to hear! I heard! I heard! Louder than you think!"
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 17:18 |
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alsoSpatial posted:zuck has been rehearsing the routine for days. this poo poo is complicated son
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 17:21 |
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Munchables posted:Every once in a while, good ol' @Bootleg_Stuff offers to do a few bootleg drawings for people, here's the one she did for me, a normal portait sketch on the left and the bootleg on the right: goose willis posted:I'm glad you managed to escape from LA Made me laugh, anyway.
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# ? Jul 14, 2017 22:07 |
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from one of several (?!) Lena Dunham GBS threadsCough Drop The Beat posted:She's actually cool and good though. xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:Theres more digital manipulation in this photo than Lena's kid sister suffered throughout her childhood.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:24 |
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Coucho Marx posted:from one of several (?!) Lena Dunham GBS threads
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:34 |
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Powaqoatse posted:
This one is really amazing.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 00:58 |
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Coucho Marx posted:from one of several (?!) Lena Dunham GBS threads Holy poo poo
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 13:06 |
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I, too, am quoting and reacting to the good "Lena diddled her sister" joke.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 15:49 |
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i reacted to there being several threads go son
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 15:54 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Die in a fire lol just kidding I don't care how you die
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:11 |
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SHOAH NUFF posted:I need to find a way to drug or sedate my gf so I can play shadow of Mordor Amy Pole Her posted:4-6 minutes of sitting on it will probably make it numb for 10-15 minutes
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 19:51 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Let's face it, anal sex has been big since the 1959 Godzilla spinoff Sodom and Gamera.
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# ? Jul 15, 2017 21:57 |
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I love you FAU.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:08 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Guys you're going to summon Bitcoin evangelist, bootleg knockoff mirthless, and all around retard Ham Sandwiches to poo poo up the thread again. Pac-Manioc Root posted:bitcoinjuice! bitcoinjuice! bitcoinjuice! Viva Miriya posted:Ham sandwiches fruit on the bottom posted:You motherfuckers
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 03:27 |
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Jandipoo posted:I know this is from pages back but I'd like to point out that Walmart (at least the one I work at) gives bonuses to its employees based on low shrink numbers. So basically if you do steal from my store you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you. maskenfreiheit posted:walmart purposefully pays it's employees so little they need to get food stamps ( TAX FUNDED , so when you work at wal mart you are stealing money from my pocket and gently caress you
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 15:53 |
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Chief McHeath posted:Just lol if you haven't had a methed out JO sesh to videos of girls having model train sets run off the tracks into their gaping assholes.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 16:16 |
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numberoneposter posted:When a tennis player gets married it usually fails because love means nothing to them.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:17 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:Lowtax is that lovely dad who misses your birthday every year, but triple dog swears he's going to show up next year with the best present ever sport. You never actually seen him in person, only pictures and the rare voice on the phone. One time you got a card with a $5 bill in it.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 18:20 |
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That's ...weirdly specific.
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:11 |
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I never understood him then and I guess I never will
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 19:13 |
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Karate Bastard posted:That's probably because otherwise it wouldn't be at all funny. shall we try it generic? counterfeitsaint posted:Lowtax is a bad father that's just uncalled-for invective
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# ? Jul 16, 2017 21:17 |
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ruddiger posted:Chicago's super casually racist, so growing up, I always thought tank tops were called dago-tees because that's what people in my neighborhood (Italians and Mexicans) called them. nickhimself posted:Everywhere I've lived they've been referred to as "wife beaters". Strudel Man posted:Well, if you're talking to one in person, you should still call them Italian.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 07:00 |
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13Pandora13 posted:I'm multilingual (German) and at one point he asked me why people didn't just speak English. I asked what he meant and he was like, "well like why do they bother to translate the words to speak another language when they can just say it in English?" He had a very, very hard time understanding that people didn't all *think* in English no matter how I explained it.
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 13:21 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:thats the fakest poo poo and has been called out a million times Trig Discipline posted:no, women can actually be doctors
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 14:21 |
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[yes] [no] [i meant like, someone who holds a doctorate in the arts and insists upon the honorific]
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# ? Jul 17, 2017 21:55 |
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rope kid posted:"Who among you knows this pop star, Ed Sheeran?"
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# ? Jul 18, 2017 06:40 |
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All jokes aside media is so fractured even if you spend a stupid amount of time online you can miss that stuff, especially with algorithms tailoring everything to you. I know who he is, but only because I randomly clicked through on an article about him a week or two ago. Other than that I had no idea. Gumbel2Gumbel has a new favorite as of 13:21 on Jul 18, 2017 |
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I have no idea who he is, but I've been 100% deaf in both ears since the age of 5 so I think I get a pass on not paying attention to music people E: A quick googling tells me he is a tool and I wouldn't have wanted to know him anyway, so everyone wins!
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I'd say you dodged a bullet, in fact.
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