Volkerball posted:

How many hundreds of millions of views does beyonces most recent video

Barudak posted:

Is it normal? she says, bored, scrolling through dozens of episodes of netflix's original series "Locked in the Love Trunk". I mean, everyones a little off she says, settling in on the episode titled "Dont tell the judge they kidnapped you"

Away all Goats posted:

Pick posted:

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

lol if you don't tell the barista about ur abortion as she hands u ur mocha

CaptainJuan posted:

ER was on free broadcast TV though, not a premium cable network

Choco1980 posted:

And prior to the age when dvds and digital streaming took over how we watch television. Until something hit that magical syndication number of 100 episodes, you had maybe two opportunities to watch a prime time network show--when it was new, or during the summer rerun.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Music is a passing fad. Television is a passing fad. Wake me up when you guys get hip to the future: total immersion sensory cocktails tailored to individual brainwaves that hijack your chemistry and keep you in a state of perpetual ecstasy. Who needs melodies or plot lines when you can be a drooling, giggling, orgasming object 24/7 sustained by an feeding tube of Soylent?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just listen to Philip Glass. I'm sure he's described some of his "soundscapes" like that.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Music is a passing fad. Television is a passing fad. Wake me up when you guys get hip to the future: total immersion sensory cocktails tailored to individual brainwaves that hijack your chemistry and keep you in a state of perpetual ecstasy. Who needs melodies or plot lines when you can be a drooling, giggling, orgasming object 24/7 sustained by an feeding tube of Soylent?

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

agreed

LawfulWaffle posted:

Music is a passing fad. Television is a passing fad. Wake me up when you guys get hip to the future: total immersion sensory cocktails tailored to individual brainwaves that hijack your chemistry and keep you in a state of perpetual ecstasy. Who needs melodies or plot lines when you can be a drooling, giggling, orgasming object 24/7 sustained by an feeding tube of Soylent?

doverhog posted:

Scan your brain and then run a few million simulated copies of that object, then merge them with the original. Repeat.

LawfulWaffle posted:

Music is a passing fad. Television is a passing fad. Wake me up when you guys get hip to the future: total immersion sensory cocktails tailored to individual brainwaves that hijack your chemistry and keep you in a state of perpetual ecstasy. Who needs melodies or plot lines when you can be a drooling, giggling, orgasming object 24/7 sustained by an feeding tube of Soylent?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lots of people have read vurt, the novel driven by the main character's seemingly insatiable drive to gently caress his sister

fruit on the bottom posted:

I'm a big guy, 6'5, 300+ lbs, with a balding head but the hair I have is large enough to cover my chin. The other day this blonde slut called me Hagrid, I wanted to smash her face against the wall tbh, but didn't even do anything, it was pure suicide fuel.

Say Nothing posted:

You should have offered to show her your wand.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

can't hagrid not use a wand, or his wand is all tiny and hosed up or something? i feel like there's an analogy there

13Pandora13 posted:

He allegedly misused it on another student, and was banned from using it again.*

(*not exactly, but fits this subreddit)

TheKennedys posted:

then hid it in an umbrella and told Harry not to tell when he used it in front of him

also relevant to this subreddit, probably

fruit on the bottom posted:

He also used it to pork a preteen boy.

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

from the incels thread

sneakyfrog posted:

... seriously we have one that isnt like restricted to the brony/furry quarantine zone?

Paladinus posted:

What can possibly cause autism in robots?

corn in the bible posted:

installing an antivirus

fruit on the bottom posted:

For the record, I'm quoting in that first post. I'm much shorter IRL

fruit on the bottom posted:

For the record, I'm quoting in that first post. I'm much shorter IRL

Chichevache posted:

Still 300+ pounds though

Harakiri Potter posted:

Probably the death of my family.

I feel like a man without a country. Yeah, I've got friends. But my whole family is literally dead. I'm the last. And I'm old. I was thinking about going to Bulgaria and throwing hundred dollar bills around and knocking up sluts but I guess I'm dead inside. I keep looking at real estate ads in extremely remote areas in states where weed is legal. I was really into astrophotography for a long time and now I take photos of dark patches of the sky and sometimes the Moon. I wonder if my mom is ok in whatever parallel dimension her soul was sent to.

I got a letter the other day from Delaware. No return address. It was the ripped off cover of May's "O" magazine with Oprah's face filled in to make her look like Gene Simmons in KISS makeup. I laughed a little, then went outside to fix the well. loving pump died on it. I'll get it fixed tomorrow. I walked with my dog down to the oxbow on the river and went swimming, I saw a garter snake and thought about using my welding hood lens to practice getting shots of sunspot activity.

The corn is getting wrecked by deer. I saw a decent sized buck and thought I'd see him come October but he wouldn't see me. Then I cut the thistle and milkweed away from the bean fields with a lovely old machete, checked the traps for dead poo poo and went home to a house without running water. Good thing I've got plenty of beer. I talked to one of my buddies on the HAM and he's pretty sure I've just got a good case of anhedonia.... which I had to look up.

Got this crazy neighbor over the hill who refuses to pasteurize his sheep's milk. He's been wanting me to weld in a new floor pan on his 67 Barracuda. So I went to see him and we kinda had this hosed up moment where he talked about contrails. His remark was made to draw me in. He said "Wonder if all that poo poo is true, ya' know, with the loving chemicals and poo poo making negroes sterile" I said I hadn't heard that one before and he said "gently caress yeah, why else would we pump that poo poo into the air of good Christian folk?" that gave me a chuckle but then he was serious. He's into flat earth poo poo and posts in Rants and Raves on the local Craigslist. He even pointed out one of his posts proving the Earth is flat. I told him I been up in the Concord jet and I saw the curvature of that Earth first hand. He said I was hallucinating on CIA spy drugs.

So yeah I guess I'm kinda dead and don't dream anymore. People say "oh you always dream, you just can't remember them!" Oh yeah well, I guess gently caress you. You're the silly one, pretending the weight of the world isn't crushing your soul a few molecules thinner every day.

InediblePenguin posted:

ha! ha! how hilarious!

sebmojo posted:

agreed friend

Charles Bukowski posted:

I liked his rambling, I would read a book written like that.

Beeswax posted:

What does any of that even mean?

Harakiri Potter posted:

oh well, I guess the cops got me. maybe i can just show them the 700 batshit insane texts i've received since February.

sample

Harakiri Potter posted:

they're getting less and less coherent. and she's been sending pictures of her butt with things sticking out of her starfish. like, greedo from the original star wars toys and a small bust of franz liszt

Harakiri Potter posted:

i have the cleanup from the road kill. the cops and my house mate wouldn't touch any of the dead poo poo at the end of the driveway so i had to go down with the gator, throw them in the back and chuck em in the corn field. it's hosed up. the cops wouldn't even take the note, which was written in crayon on the back of a daffy duck kids coloring thing. it's so bizarre. she must have driven all over, grabbed a pile of dead stuff and then brought them back.

the cops did keep the knife, which figures, probably the nice spyderco one she used to tell me she'd cut my dick off with.

http://i.imgur.com/t31N7wJ.jpg

yes, it says "i love you" on the coloring thing she did, and yes, those are all dead groundhogs she left

Harakiri Potter posted:

http://i.imgur.com/jT2rxwA.jpg


she said she went casket shopping for me so i didn't look like a total human being at my funeral so i guess oh well

TKIY posted:

Poz my neg Chapter Hole.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

You are the STORM HIPPOS

TKIY posted:

Jesus gently caress. You will not believe this but I have issues with Hippos. My Dad went insane a few years ago for hippos. Went to Africa to visit a Hippo reserve. Got banned from the Toronto Zoo for protesting elephant and hippo conditions. Buys me a hippo calendar every year. Won't shut the gently caress up about hippos.

*PLEASE* give me another name. Make it hard mode, I don't give a gently caress. No hippos.

ZachAttack posted:

This is amazing

Munchables posted:

Pour your hatred into them

TKIY posted:

Completely true. If I hear that god drat 'I want a Hippopotamus For Christmas' song one more loving time...

TKIY posted:

Dude I will slit my wrists with a Citadel Suicideblade (tm) first.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

You are the VIGILANT FOXES. You must use RATSKIN FLESH and are banned from using CALIBAN GREEN.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Seriously though TKIY I think you should loving own the Hippos. Consider this part of your revenge on Hippodome.

TKIY posted:

I'm on it.

p.s. Proof that I'm not just a whiny bitch, my Dad prove on of the support vehicles for this: http://www.macleans.ca/uncategorized/goodbye-brave-elephants-were-sorry/

He met Bob Barker, who funded the move.