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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Hey OP why the hell isn't her photo in the OP

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:29

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Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Oops

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:29

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Hey OP why the hell isn't her photo in the OP

She reminds me of mia khalifa. It's the eyebrows and glasses I think

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:32

tsa: Feb 3, 2014

i like that posted:

ASL?

JK. I know you're a straight and probably white male.

guessing that a gbs poster outs a white straight male, look at Sherlock loving Holmes over here guys lmao

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:34

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Blue Train posted:

She reminds me of mia khalifa. It's the eyebrows and glasses I think

and the fake titties.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:36

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

I already know the answer but it's gonna be real sad when she argues and unarmed homeless geriatric was enough of a threat to use lethal force against.

Maybe the civil suit will go better.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:40

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Guns are for the weak and the cowardly. A real cool person would use a bow or an ax to kill a homeless person, like the Vikings used to.

I only allow good and wholesome weapons in my life, and you should too.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:41

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

The Skeleton King posted:

Guns are for the weak and the cowardly. A real cool person would use a bow or an ax to kill a homeless person, like the Vikings used to.

I only allow good and wholesome weapons in my life, and you should too.

Just the other week I cleaved a homeless man in half with a battleax because he asked me for change

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:44

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

The Skeleton King posted:

Guns are for the weak and the cowardly. A real cool person would use a bow or an ax to kill a homeless person, like the Vikings used to.

I only allow good and wholesome weapons in my life, and you should too.

Hobos get an environmental bonus when defending on the street tho

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:44

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Blue Train posted:

Hobos get an environmental bonus when defending on the street tho

Lol you get the rallying buff when any nearby citizens are around which is +5 to hobo slaying

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:45

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Blue Train posted:

Hobos get an environmental bonus when defending on the street tho

Not a problem if you have a decent strength build. Also, learn to parry, it helps.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:46

Lobotomy Bob: Jun 13, 2003

I once witnessed her dad slap his drunk, pregnant then-wife off of a bar stool.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:47

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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Blue Train posted:

Hobos get an environmental bonus when defending on the street tho

yeah but only when they aren't behind cover and that's a huge minus

# ? Sep 13, 2017 23:49

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

I tear homeless people in half like a dirty phone book with my bare fists in a blind, pointless rage when i even think I catch a whiff of their stench

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:05

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Three Olives posted:

You can't gas the homeless, you can't shoot them, what the hell are we supposed to do with them?

Arm them

Caufman posted:

She's out on a $25k bail, which is pretty kush for an attempted murder charge with prior violent convictions.

Haha. Yeah.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:07

call to action: Jun 10, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

I don't think little Jimmy likes mom's fire

https://youtu.be/YE91ym5qA8Q

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:08

Flesh Forge: Jan 31, 2011; LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I would gently caress this white women ev n after her murder conviction

In fact that makes it hotter :gizz:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:11

Just Chamber: Feb 10, 2014; WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

That's the mugshot of someone with no worries that she's been arrested for attempted murder. Either she's incredibly crazy, or she just knows she's a young, pretty white woman so nothing will happen to her. Gonna say both.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:15

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Well she's already out on a $25k bail so things are looking great.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:23

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

I would gently caress this white women ev n after her murder conviction

In fact that makes it hotter

I'm honestly trying to figure out who's sexier, the tattooed outlaw cowgirl or the soulful, sensitive hobo. Either of those stereotypes really gets my gun cocked.

edit: What if they fell in love and made a movie for me? Sigh, lost in my day dreams ~

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:24

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Lobotomy Bob posted:

I once witnessed her dad slap his drunk, pregnant then-wife off of a bar stool.

Wait... for realsies? Or is this just another one of the many references I don't get

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:46

Zo: Feb 22, 2005; LIKE A FOX

the hobo is almost certainly mentally ill and making this poo poo up after getting shot trying to rape a white girl - good thing she had a gun

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:04

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I would say that her... "Outlaw" (Gangster) musician persona would be used against her, but she's White

and has had a lot of work done

and looks like she's very much on something in that mugshot

just yikes all around I guess

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:09

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

It was 3am so I just assumed she was hosed up

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:10

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Flesh Forge posted:

I would gently caress this white women ev n after her murder conviction

In fact that makes it hotter

Not me. I only like violent crazy women if they are hot Viking type women.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:13

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Her Youtube music video descriptions have turned into giant all-caps screeds against the media. Coupled with the lockdown of user comments, it's actually a pretty unique view into the mind of someone that probably has at least a few sociopathic tendencies.

but crazy in the head = crazy in the bed iykwim

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:14

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

It was 3am so I just assumed she was hosed up

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:15

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Peace de Bundy posted:

I'll take the mugshot version

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:16

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

I'll take the mugshot version

*woman judge* murdering your child is heinous, and you will be sentenced accordingly

*man judge* TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:17

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Peace de Bundy posted:

*woman judge* murdering your child is heinous, and you will be sentenced accordingly

*man judge* TITSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:19

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

CASE DISMISSED

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:22

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

This reminds me of the self described goon story walking with pizza and a black dude asked him for a slice or whatever, they were smoking pot! And he threw it at them than ran.

Or the goon that shived a guy without warning in the back bc he was scared.

A lot of commonalities.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:24

Lobotomy Bob: Jun 13, 2003

Drunk Nerds posted:

Wait... for realsies? Or is this just another one of the many references I don't get

Actually happened. In an upscale restaurant/bar in Amarillo, TX.

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I like her titties

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:29

Pitdragon: Jan 20, 2004; Just another lurker

i listened to that hobos haunting melody and now i am invested in this. poor hobo!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:43

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

He wouldn't be a hobo if he wasn't poor, duh

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:44

Caufman: May 7, 2007

She wouldn't have had so many run-ins with the law if she didn't live outside of it.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:48

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Caufman posted:

She wouldn't have had so many run-ins with the law if she didn't live outside of it.

Woah

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:50

Punk da Bundo: Dec 29, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

*woman judge* this is beyond the pale, and not part of a decent society of law abiding citizens.

*male judge, extremely italian accent* mmm da boobie

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Trauma Dog 3000: Aug 30, 2017; by SA Support Robot

She's a young woman and he's an old man with no social status. There's no chance she's anything other than a 1 month joke sentence.

That's assuming that the judge doesn't just pretend to believe the self defence story

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:55

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