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funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

randombattle posted:

That's the same guy who cheated at a paper Mario speed run too.

The Shortest Path posted:

I watched the video of him cheating as well as the explanation video and still have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing that's a cheat.

The White Dragon posted:

my understanding of it is that it's impossible to spot/understand unless you are yourself a Pro Speedrunner and the person who called him out only recognized it because he knows it's how the game reacts to game genie in that really specific situation

basically it's a wizard duel except with autism instead of magic

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

A long quote worth reading!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Willie Tomg posted:

you sick fucks have me brainstorming Old Fashioned creme brulee now.

Bussamove posted:

1) Eat half a creme brulee

2) Fill the void with bourbon

3) Drink the bourbon

4) Fill the void with bourbon

5) The void will never be filled. Repeat until dead.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Halloween Jack posted:

My wife took my picture standing next to a poster with "You'll float too" as the tagline; sorry I don't have proof.

I'm much more concerned about the decision to change Pennywise from a dancing clown to an astronaut...and why is he wearing a straw boater hat inside his helmet? It's also really weird that in the book, Pennywise is often described as having big scary teeth, but every character in the movie holds an orange wedge in their mouth so that no teeth are ever seen. It made the dialogue hard to understand, too. Speaking of which, why does Billy keep repeating "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children?" I mean, I like creative adaptations, but it was all very off-putting.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn






a hole-y ghost posted:

____________________________/

rocket_Magnet
Apr 5, 2005

:unsmith:

Karate Bastard posted:

Blessed be the masturbators for they be up to no bullshit.


HBomb posted:

Wafer thin.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Hihohe posted:

I fought the log and the log won.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I will never understand this mindset. Somehow GOD HIMSELF THROUGH JESUS OUR LORD tells you that you can run through a 4x4, and when you fail, it's not an eye opening moment of "maybe if I hear voices it's a mental illness", but rather a "Oh drat JESUS is upset with me and that's why I didn't do the superhuman thing, Lemme go pray harder".

Religion I understand. Faith I understand. That? Not so much.

pik_d posted:

It's a looped gif, he's not actually doing it over and over again as shown.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Don't know what this guy was thinking when even Jesus himself couldn't break some wood to save his life.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wouldn't have been a very good sacrifice if he did, would he

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
And also he did not have running start, to be fair.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

wouldn't have been a very good sacrifice if he did, would he

He wasn't even capable of doing it. According to the Prophecy, wood would be his downfall. That's why he trained to become a carpenter: he was preparing. He just didn't figure on him having to break the wood by hand.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Blockade posted:

I recently found a pornstar that looks like a slightly-older slightly-fatter version of my wife. Shes my #1 for JO now

Barudak posted:

You invent a telescop to view the future and this is how you spend your time

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Watching the video that North Korea released of their latest Hwasong-12 launch, I thought it was nice that they've colour-coded the exhaust clouds the international standard orange-brown of HOLY gently caress DO NOT BREATHE THIS IN



Wikipedia says the fuel is

quote:

Hypergolic combination of unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine (UDMH) as fuel, and either Dinitrogen tetroxide (N2O4) or red fuming nitric acid (RFNA) as oxidizer

Given that combination, anyone want to figure out what fun stuff you'd find in the exhaust plume?

Wasabi the J posted:

Orange juche.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

People are stupid, why would you willingly sit in an area where a crashing car is most likely to go?

goddamnedtwisto posted:

You've not been to a rally, have you? That's the whole point. If you're not ducking bits of shattered carbon fibre and blazing magnesium you might as well have stayed at home.

(Also *everywhere* on a rally stage is the area a crashing car is most likely to go. Think you're safe 40 feet up a tree? Well here come a couple of Finns in what was until 0.4 seconds ago a million quids worth of car and is now the world's fastest jigsaw puzzle to prove you wrong!)

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


You didn't quote 15 other QCS threads he posted that image in for which he got probated for a month.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Palpek posted:

You didn't quote 15 other QCS threads he posted that image in for which he got probated for a month.

I have the impression that whenever people do this kind of thing, they genuinely feel like they are doing some kind of just & noble self-sacrifice in the name of freedom, like their great-grandparents must have felt when they stormed the beaches of Normandy and ran into machine-gun fire in order to stop Nazism.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grandmother of Five posted:

I have the impression that whenever people do this kind of thing, they genuinely feel like they are doing some kind of just & noble self-sacrifice in the name of freedom, like their great-grandparents must have felt when they stormed the beaches of Normandy and ran into machine-gun fire in order to stop Nazism.

That time that poster Wayne Gretzky posted photos of his testicles in every subforum was majestic and awe-inspiring

Edit:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3400714&pagenumber=37&perpage=40#post402969232
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2818213&pagenumber=95&perpage=40#post402969175
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2834226&pagenumber=948&perpage=40#post402969178
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3341748&pagenumber=215&perpage=40#post402969189
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3044360&pagenumber=112&perpage=40#post402969201
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3035373&pagenumber=10&perpage=40#post402969165
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3418617&pagenumber=278&perpage=40#post402972477
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3171064&pagenumber=58&perpage=40#post402969212
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3478077&pagenumber=7&perpage=40#post402972945
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2734807&pagenumber=40&perpage=40#post402973004

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 12:31 on Sep 19, 2017

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
this is fantastic and you can all kiss my whispering rear end

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

I've been sitting here cackling like a retard at this. Jesus

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
Beautiful.

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Grandmother of Five posted:

I have the impression that whenever people do this kind of thing, they genuinely feel like they are doing some kind of just & noble self-sacrifice in the name of freedom, like their great-grandparents must have felt when they stormed the beaches of Normandy and ran into machine-gun fire in order to stop Nazism.

http://www.krust.life/

Krustposting is the best.

Tonight We Remember The Brave Fallen of The Second Battle of Krusty Grill

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

loling over here

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Over There posted:

loling over here

Yeah, that really took dedication and creativity to make each post at least somewhat relevant to the thread.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Incredible. Amazing. Beautiful.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
People didn't notice? How is that possible?


Holy god. Im in love. :love:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Spinster posted:

People didn't notice? How is that possible?

No one did at first. People started going through his other posts and realized he had been doing it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Every one of those that isn't archived has someone noticing pretty much immediately so

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Palpek posted:

You didn't quote 15 other QCS threads he posted that image in for which he got probated for a month.

oh, lol.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
Could you at least spoiler that w/NWS?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



SubponticatePoster posted:

Could you at least spoiler that w/NWS?

no don't!

I work at a ball factory and they'll kill me if I can't see the balls

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Powaqoatse posted:

no don't!

I work at a ball factory and they'll kill me if I can't see the balls

a lot of good men have lost their jobs from going ball-blind

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

Could you at least spoiler that w/NWS?

This suggestion is balloney

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

joke_explainer posted:

hey youtube, like and subscribe if you like what i'm doing here, it really helps me out, if you don't like it, please leave a comment and let me know what you'd like to see, here I'm lowering my genitals into a garbage disposal so let's get to it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dude. How. Why. Did you have a load of Wayne Gretsky's balls posts ready to just splurge out there. There is nothing searchable about those posts. You had that ready. How have you structured your life such that you have a list of Wayne Gretsky's balls posts ready to be that quick on the draw. Come on man, this is the quotes thread.

What else you got

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:13 on Sep 19, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'll take this potential probation as a stance against the censorship of art. :patriot:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the whole point is that the testicles are difficult to see

like unless your workplace has some sort of advanced bollock-detecting algorithm that it runs against any image file downloaded, i think you're gonna be ok

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

the whole point is that the testicles are difficult to see

like unless your workplace has some sort of advanced bollock-detecting algorithm that it runs against any image file downloaded, i think you're gonna be ok

Maybe he works at Facebook.

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