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ZombieJesus posted:I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows! It looks off because the second and second-to-last are shaded incorrectly. They should be crescents and instead they're gibbous - your friend hatched the wrong side. I suppose the simplest mistakes are often the easiest to overlook, but you'd think someone would double check. Assuming the customer didn't insist on doing it incorrectly, that is. That seems to happen a lot. Getting tattoos of something perfectly circular seems like a bad plan, though. "Hey, mate, can you freehand nine perfect circles on me? Yeah, all different sizes but still perfectly symmetrical. Yeah, and four of them need to have perfect crescents, too. The shading? Oh, do whatever. Thanks in advance!" Edit: New page? Uh, here. Have some bad tattoos I definitely didn't just scrounge off of imgur.  From "The Destruction of Sennacherib", by Byron. Interesting choice.  I don't know who that is, but if he's famous then he's done well in life for a guy with a nipple for an eye.  
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Cuazl posted:I don't know who that is, but if he's famous then he's done well in life for a guy with a nipple for an eye. Thom Yorke. Actually a pretty decent tattoo - if you know who it is obviously.
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Oct 2, 2017 15:39
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That's probably not a tattoo. It looks like it was drawn on, which would make sense because it's Pam's tattoo from Archer.
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there wolf posted:Mirroring the waxing/waning like that is pretty standard in goddess symbol stuff. But something so simple really needs to be more precise. ...and accurate, you'd think. No crescent moon, the best moon 
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Oct 2, 2017 15:54
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In case anyone is still confused, it should look like this
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Ignite Memories posted:That's probably not a tattoo. It looks like it was drawn on, which would make sense because it's Pam's tattoo from Archer. On closer inspection, I think you're right. Which is nice, actually. Usually I end up hoping it's pen when it isn't. Some more from the bottom of the barrel, then: Why.  https://i.imgur.com/gl3yMjd.png Why? https://i.imgur.com/HqNQ1wq.jpg This is either brilliant or atrocious. Very , for sure. I didn't even know cockstriches had hooves.https://i.imgur.com/P3epSN6.jpg  A reasonable philosophy.  I flip the KFC. I flip the taco bell. I flip the combination KFC and taco bell.
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Cuazl posted:I flip the KFC. I flip the taco bell. I flip the combination KFC and taco bell. Shittin the night away, shittin the night away
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Cuazl posted:
Interesting idea, getting your work history tatted on your knuckles.
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Chin Strap posted:He got the phases wrong if that is what you mean. Not even talking about line work. Hah, that's what I get for looking at thumbnails on my phone. Missed the gibbous moons before the new.
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the cock ostrich is from revolutionary propaganda about Marie Antoinette I believe, and is a pretty faithful representation
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ZombieJesus posted:I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows! There's a model with the same tattoo but it looks way better than that.
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Does it have the phases in the right order though?
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whypick1 posted:Does it have the phases in the right order though? Hers goes from full to new moon
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ZombieJesus posted:I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows! Are we sure this isn't the eclipse? Also, that 'Racist' guy is scary as gently caress.
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Oct 3, 2017 10:13
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Uh, no poo poo. Didn't need the tattoo for that one.
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ZombieJesus posted:I feel bad about posting this one, since I screencapped it off a facebook friend who's a novice tattoo artist. He does some pretty good tats, cute little sketches of plants and animals etc. But this one is just hosed. Is the moon waxing? Is it waining? is it randomly jumping between the two? Who knows!  The crescent phases were replaced with the gibbous from the opposing sides.
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Cuazl posted:
That's actually a joke from Archer. Pam Poovey from HR has that tattooed on her back.
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OutOfPrint posted:That's actually a joke from Archer. Pam Poovey from HR has that tattooed on her back. That doesn't make it better. It might make it worse.
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Endless Mike posted:That doesn't make it better. It might make it worse. Are you sure it's an actual tattoo, and not just drawn on? Might just be a cosplayer.
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Oct 3, 2017 16:59
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It's drawn on, because nobody's insane enough to have a fake prison tattoo with a giant prominent 13
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Sentient Data posted:because nobody's insane enough to have a fake prison tattoo with a giant prominent 13 You must be new to this topic...
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Endless Mike posted:That doesn't make it better. It might make it worse. Yeah, because Pam's tattoo is actually cool (partly because it's pretty neatly written and not just scrawled on her back like a Left 4 Dead wall message). e: on a related note to badass tattoos from TV shows, I wonder if anyone's gotten a real-life version of Kai Proctor's big-rear end Jesus back piece from Banshee. It looks motherfucking awesome on Ulrich Thomsen, but I'm not sure if it would work on other people. 
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Cover up done by my local
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DumbparameciuM posted:Cover up done by my local Every time one of my friends says "I want one of those gorgeous watercolor tattoos" I point to things like this. People are really down on black linework for some reason but it holds up 10x better.
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DumbparameciuM posted:Cover up done by my local Nice necrotic penis in an electric condom
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Nice necrotic penis in an electric condom Goddamn I saw the photo and was going to say something almost identical to this
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"Electric Condom" was the break-out album from Necrotic Penis, right?
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Nice necrotic penis in an electric condom also, stupid tattoo
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:Nice necrotic penis in an electric condom Do Android Penises Dream of Electric Condoms?
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Heath posted:Every time one of my friends says "I want one of those gorgeous watercolor tattoos" I point to things like this. People are really down on black linework for some reason but it holds up 10x better. Oh poo poo that's what that is? I thought those were supposed to be like plasma bursts or something.
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Retro Futurist posted:Oh poo poo that's what that is? I thought those were supposed to be like plasma bursts or something. It's a feather with electricity or spirit juice or something. It probably looked pretty good for a week or two.
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I should probably point out that I'm not the owner of the necrotic penis.Heath posted:It's a feather with electricity or spirit juice or something. It probably looked pretty good for a week or two. My dude you are being entirely too generous
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DumbparameciuM posted:I should probably point out that I'm not the owner of the necrotic penis. Not since it fell off, you aren't
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It came from the Ink Master fan page on Facebook: NSFW!!! https://imgur.com/a/fTx2o ricketyvickyt has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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I really hate watercolour tattoos! 
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DumbparameciuM posted:Cover up done by my local It's a very pretty cover-up, though!
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