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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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zedprime posted:

Ceviche topped with some sort of chip to scoop it all into your mouth is a sandwich

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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

KataraniSword posted:



Somehow I feel like this isn't what was actually meant by "food porn".

Green bell pepper: the sexiest of foods

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



why is this era of cookbooks so goddamn awful

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ibblebibble posted:

Most of this picture is just plain FP. The AFP part is the bread next to the satay that claims to be naan. It was more of a buttered toast than anything.



I'm the soup lettuce.



I'M PICKLE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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The Bloop posted:

Also "it's sweet ewww" seems like an odd complaint as most everyone likes some sorts of sweet things.

I know a number of people who think sweet and savoury/salty should never mix and their only reasoning seems to be "it's just wrong. Sweet is for dessert!" They're idiots, essentially.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


yeah I eat rear end posted:

From last page, but that almost looks exactly like a disgusting pizza I ordered last weekend. If the black stuff is balsamic glaze/vinegar/whatever (it just said balsamic) and there are bits of anchovies in it, then that is it.
I think it's barbecue sauce?

Rollersnake posted:

I can't come up with a defense for yellow mustard except that it looks pleasant in a clean, unbroken squiggle.
By yellow mustard you mean... any variety of mustard other than French?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Tiggum posted:

I think it's barbecue sauce?

That would make more sense, it plus the other toppings just triggered a flashback to the balsamic pizza so I didn't consider it.

Anyway re: the ketchup being sweet thing, to me there are pleasant and unpleasant kinds of sweet. I just personally think ketchup falls in the unpleasant side and I felt like nothing I've tried it with was improved by having ketchup on it. It's kind of like wasabi to me - I love spicy things, but wasabi, despite being spicy, is a different kind of spicy that just doesn't do it for me.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Catsup is just kinda bland and imho makes anything it is put on worse, other then fries or a traditional burg. It's only gross on a boiled hotdog in cold bun, otherwise it just adds nothing of value to much of anything.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
If you're eating a boiled hotdog on a cold bun ketchup is the least of your problems.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


bongwizzard posted:

Catsup is just kinda bland and imho makes anything it is put on worse, other then fries or a traditional burg. It's only gross on a boiled hotdog in cold bun, otherwise it just adds nothing of value to much of anything.

This is what I don't get about the tomato sauce thing. People are like "sure, put it on a hamburger, not a hotdog though", but it's the exact opposite. Burgers are good. You don't put tomato sauce on them because they're already good food. Hotdogs are bland convenience food, you put tomato sauce on them to make them taste of something.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

bloom posted:

If you're eating a boiled hotdog on a cold bun ketchup is the least of your problems.

But at least a nice spicy mustard will give you hope for a better tomorrow.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I have to know what everyone thinks about horseradish sauce. There's a place around where I live (Lost Dog Cafe) that gives you some with some onion rings and I also dip my pizza crust in it because it is pretty delicious.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Horseradish is amazing and should replace stupid ketchup as one of the default condiments, especially for fried food.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Synthbuttrange posted:



why is this era of cookbooks so goddamn awful

I'm going to guess that in the 60's-70's we were creating what seemed like magic with food processing, so we had to find something to do with all of these wonders.

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm going to guess that in the 60's-70's we were creating what seemed like magic with food processing, so we had to find something to do with all of these wonders.

I don't care how magical it is, I'm not sticking something called "creamy fish mold" into my mouth.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

KataraniSword posted:

I don't care how magical it is, I'm not sticking something called "creamy fish mold" into my mouth.

Don't forget, fast food had only begun to metastasize, so you couldn't even eat McNuggets yet.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I only use ketchup on french fries and very occasionally scrambled eggs, but that's only because I grew up watching my dad eat them that way and I sort of have some weird nostalgia for it even though I don't actually prefer the taste.

I use it for literally nothing else, and not even all kinds of french fries (McDonalds fries are eaten just salted, if fresh) but I don't give a fig what anyone else puts ketchup on. Put it on lobster or ice cream or just eat it by the spoonful. IDGAF and I don't see why anyone else should either. Ketchup on a well done steak is gross, but it's 99% from ruining the steak and only 1% from adding the ketchup.


All that being said, it better be Heinz and not loving Huntz and this is very important to my enjoyment of my french fries. It's like coke/pepsi where yeah they're basically the same but no they're loving not.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Hunts ketchup MORE LIKE CUNTS' KETCHUP

Not a joke.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Where do ketchup chips fall in all these ketchup rules?

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Like all ketchup related rules, don't put them on a hot dog.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

PubicMice posted:

Where do ketchup chips fall in all these ketchup rules?

They can fall on the floor for all I care.






I have actually never tried one and they sound bad.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Huntz is terrible, off brand dollar store ketchup is better than that trash.

(Mustard is also a condiment crime.)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PubicMice posted:

Where do ketchup chips fall in all these ketchup rules?

Old Dutch good. Literally everything else bad. Extremely bad. Don't ever try them bad.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ibblebibble posted:

Most of this picture is just plain FP. The AFP part is the bread next to the satay that claims to be naan. It was more of a buttered toast than anything.



I kinda want to show that to my Indian and Bangladeshi coworkers and see how they react.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Ketchup chips are amazing.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Is it weird rhe only way I can eat scrambled eggs is with salsa?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

bunnyofdoom posted:

Is it weird rhe only way I can eat scrambled eggs is with salsa?

Yes, but salsa on scrambled eggs is amazing, and when I went to Europe last year, I missed it more than I could have imagined

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

bunnyofdoom posted:

Is it weird rhe only way I can eat scrambled eggs is with salsa?

For low-grade eggs, sure. Good creamy scrambled eggs are good with just salt and pepper.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Hunts ketchup MORE LIKE CUNTS' KETCHUP

Not a joke.

:saddowns:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Scrambled eggs with Tabasco is my go-to breakfast food.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Enfys posted:

Green bell pepper: the sexiest of foods
i vaguely remember reading something about it increasing the volume of ejaculate

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Where do you vaguely read about things that increase the volume of ejaculate

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Enfys posted:

Where do you vaguely read about things that increase the volume of ejaculate

The internet.

Also, green bell peppers are gross and they taste like a skunk smells.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

The Bloop posted:

The internet.

Also, green bell peppers are gross and they taste like a skunk smells.
that's because they're just unripe bell peppers

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I just learned that there is a difference in flavor between the different colors of peppers. I think my palate just might be garbage because despite having tried all the colors, I thought you just picked whatever one would look nicest in what you were cooking.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Green peppers are bullshit.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

The internet.

Also, green bell peppers are gross and they taste like a skunk smells.

green bell peppers are great, actually

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

green bell peppers are great, actually
I hate to disagree, but

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Green peppers are bullshit.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Randaconda posted:

green bell peppers are great, actually

:agreed:

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