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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Jerusalem posted:

I do remember you talking about a History of TNA series and I do think that would be a pretty cool thing to see, though it would be one hell of an undertaking.

It will only be true to life if I can find a bunch of money marks on patreon.

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jerusalem posted:

Changed the poll - I have a feeling they'll find far more bizarre and strange ways to screw up I'll never be able to imagine.

Is there a way to vote in changed poll if you've voted in the previous poll? It's still counting the old poll's vote.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RZApublican posted:

Is there a way to vote in changed poll if you've voted in the previous poll? It's still counting the old poll's vote.

Really? It shouldn't be - I cleared the votes and was able to vote again, didn't realize it kept the old tally somehow. Sorry!

Edit: Will look into if there is some simple way to fix this I'm missing - I just assumed reopening it and resetting the votes would clear the old ones :shrug:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 11, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

It will only be true to life if I can find a bunch of money marks on patreon.

Dixie: Give me a ceremonial position on the Board of Directors and you've got yourself a deal, mister.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Jerusalem posted:

Dixie: Give me a ceremonial position on the Board of Directors and you've got yourself a deal, mister.

Do you think Dixie ever stayed in one of Nic Cage's castles?

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
I gotta get together and post my old rear end pics from the weekly PPVs era sometime. I wish I had kept a journal from all the terrible and hilarious poo poo I saw and heard from the TNA Asylum. I was pretty excited and considering watching the shows on the demand thing, but I totally do not trust paying them. Someday maybe they'll remaster them and I'll be able to watch myself marking out in the front row in HD.

try the new taco place fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Oct 11, 2017

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
jerusalem, the poll is missing Vinny ru

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

TNA are so loving shameless. Not only is the advertisement for the app filled with WWE guys but the thumbnail for it is CM Punk who is vocal about hating TNA.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wasn't he in the company for like 2-3 months? :psyduck:

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Jerusalem posted:

Wasn't he in the company for like 2-3 months? :psyduck:

Yep, he was part of Raven's flock. You know, who he was famously feuding with in ROH at the time.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

Jerusalem posted:

Wasn't he in the company for like 2-3 months? :psyduck:

He, Julio Dinero (The Pope?), and Alexis Laree spent most of that time getting hit with flying Sabus in "Clockwork Orange House Of Fun" matches

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

try the new taco place posted:

He, Julio Dinero (The Pope?), and Alexis Laree spent most of that time getting hit with flying Sabus in "Clockwork Orange House Of Fun" matches
Julio Dinero wasn't Pope. He was some white guy with dreads that was briefly in ECW before they folded.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Yeah Pope was formerly De'Angelo Dinero.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


The tweet is deleted what are we going crazy about?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Faustian Bargain posted:

The tweet is deleted what are we going crazy about?

Their website wasn't secured. No https

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Amazingly there are some ads for Bound For Glory running on one of the national sports channels in Canada (Sportsnet). I can only assume this is going to lead to a bigger loss for TNA.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
Dang, got my Dineros confused. This looks way dumber since I just found out The Pope/D'Angelo Dinero/Elijah Burke is black.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
I know Julio Dinero and EZ Money briefly formed a stable, but how did they not also put Kid Kash in to really confuse things?

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

grack posted:

Amazingly there are some ads for Bound For Glory running on one of the national sports channels in Canada (Sportsnet). I can only assume this is going to lead to a bigger loss for TNA.

They finally have a successful business plan, make TNA cheap CanCon and get government money.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

sbaldrick posted:

They finally have a successful business plan, make TNA cheap CanCon and get government money.

until the government tells them not to bring Vince Russo in, but they smuggle him in via being jammed into JJ's rear end anyway.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

coconono posted:

until the government tells them not to bring Vince Russo in, but they smuggle him in via being jammed into JJ's rear end anyway.

And they will find out due to being emailed.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPka-JNufg



if only they could have got Chris Masters into the mix

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Didn't Chris Mordetzky show up as part of the GFW invasion wearing a Masters of the Universe t-shirt?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/919980681429520384

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


IMPACT PIZZA will of course be delivered directly from Trump Tower

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Oct 16, 2017

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ALL WE NEED IS PIZZA

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

ALL WE NEED IS PIZZA

This is actually true.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This is the closest they've ever had to a viable business plan.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
sorry messed up that press release, meant to say we're adding 'pizzaz' to impact. please do not expect a pizza, i repeat catering WILL NOT have pizza. carry on

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Impact in the morning!

Impact in the evening!

Impact at suppertime!

When you have GFW Network you have have Impact anytime!

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Leaked first image of the Impact Pizza

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

goddamn it white people.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
which promotion had the vignette of one of their wrestlers stealing a pizza recently

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

All the pizza is new haven style but the clams are rotten

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

which promotion had the vignette of one of their wrestlers stealing a pizza recently

TNA of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvliCRp280k

The pizza was for Billy which I can only assume was supposed to be Billy Corgan

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so wait, Josh Mathews and Moose are gonna be unleashed on media people with no handlers? This loving company.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

But what goes on in the basement of Impact Pizza? I'm just asking questions.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Leaked first image of the Impact Pizza

no my source has it looking like

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

exploded mummy posted:

no my source has it looking like



tna got bad when they stopped using six-sided pizza

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Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
IMPACT pizza is when you get a Little Caesars and think "drat this is gonna suck" and you open the box and there's a Kroger frozen pizza in there, still frozen.

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