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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
https://www.instagram.com/p/BaSEmm3hO0V/
Get Nick on the undercard of either Conor x Nate or Bisping x GSP.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



He can get charged with perjury at the very least. Deliberately exposing someone with an infectious disease can be assault, though i'm not sure how nevada treats it.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Oh that article says lying on those forms is perjury so that's actually pretty big even if it's a small scale incident. Woops, hope getting whooped by Tony Ferguson and endangering his health was worth the money you thought you'd get but are probably not going to see much of.

Personal Lucubrant
Oct 18, 2016

Just thinking about what to do with all the money I don't have.

Captain Log posted:

What would the even fall under, criminally speaking?

From the article:

quote:

These denials were made under penalty of perjury one day before his bout.


e;fb

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
To all Beavises: settle down.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
If only Kevin Lee had a boss that didn't have a history of burying fighters who pull out of marquee fights for health concerns...

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Work Friend Keven posted:

To all Beavises: settle down.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Yeah, after hearing that I bet this will get settled in civil court - but I'd be surprised if there weren't actual criminal repercussions regardless of the coercing of Dana to FIGHT.

When you can literally see holes in people, us Beavis folk get riled.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Nothing serious is gonna happen

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Daniel Cormier claims that he was told not to talk about the staph when Joe Rogan brought it up, but he did it anyway.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/10/14/16474818/ufc-216-daniel-cormier-kevin-lee-staph-infection-tony-ferguson-lightweight-mma-news

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Skip My Posts posted:

Nothing serious is gonna happen

Yeah this. Lol criminal charges or a civil case? C’mon.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Daniel Cormier claims that he was told not to talk about the staph when Joe Rogan brought it up, but he did it anyway.

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/10/14/16474818/ufc-216-daniel-cormier-kevin-lee-staph-infection-tony-ferguson-lightweight-mma-news

:mrgw:

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
They told Daniel to take a bath before going to bed, but he didn’t do it

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Work Friend Keven posted:

To all Beavises: settle down.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skip My Posts posted:

Nothing serious is gonna happen

A whole bunch of mma "experts" are going to weigh in and give their two cents about what should/could/might/will happen and people will post blogs and twitter statuses about it.

So yeah, nothing serious is going to happen.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
i do wonder how a 2-3 inch lesion + presumably abnormal cortisol levels or whatever blood changes staph causes managed to escape the notice of the ufcs medical team. heres hoping it all blows up into a huge scandal for the lulz

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

nothing will happen but something should absolutely happen

mewse
May 2, 2006

Google Butt posted:

nothing will happen but something should absolutely happen

I honestly can't imagine the athletic commission reacting favourably to blatant lying on that disclosure form

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mewse posted:

I honestly can't imagine the athletic commission reacting favourably to blatant lying on that disclosure form

Yeah, something's going to happen, it's just a question of how serious said thing will be

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Kevin really was in a lovely situation. The UFC tried to save his rear end by telling the analysts to not mention it but Rogan placed him in a real awkward spot where he had to address it. If he hadn't come.e out and said he lied he'd be fine. I

mewse
May 2, 2006

The UFC maybe should have taken out Joe Rogan's eyeballs and had him commentate blind, to be fair to Kevin

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.
Are staph boils like Lee's contagious by mere skin contact when unpopped? If so, that's grounds for extreme punitive grodyness penalties

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11084751/paulie-malignaggi-confirms-conor-mcgregor-talks-underway-for-possible-boxing-showdown

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Remember when Werdum kicked Edmund and all the serious repercussions that came with that? That's what's gonna happen with Lee.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

TheRationalRedditor posted:

Are staph boils like Lee's contagious by mere skin contact when unpopped? If so, that's grounds for extreme punitive grodyness penalties

I think the boil needs to pop. Looking at the post-fight interview Rogan did, Lee's chest wound wasn't open so I think Ferguson is in the clear. He probably ran the gently caress into the showers afterwards though.


Hmm, yes, I'll definitely take the word of you and only you about this, Paulie Malignancy.

Memento fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Oct 18, 2017

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
In a microbiology lab in college we swabbed our noses and inoculated Petri dishes.....literally every single person had staphylococcus and most had streptococcus as well.

yeah it's worse that he had like a trillion staph cells concentrated on his chest than if he just had hundreds of billions all over his body like the rest of us, but in the grand scheme of things staph is pretty drat low on the list of risks Tony faced that night. Using antibacterial soap immediately after contact is enough to almost eliminate the risk although admittedly clean shaving bodies are more vulnerable.

Tl;dr: fighter fought with germs, big deal. I've had bad staph and it's really REALLY painful but the pain is localized and the rest of you feels fine. If anything feel bad for Kevin as he was in pain before the fight began. Tony wasn't at any more risk than in BJJ class.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I.N.R.I posted:

i do wonder how a 2-3 inch lesion + presumably abnormal cortisol levels or whatever blood changes staph causes managed to escape the notice of the ufcs medical team. heres hoping it all blows up into a huge scandal for the lulz

It wasn't in his blood. A boil is basically a giant painful pimple usually confined to a pore(s).

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009


i know this probably won't happen, but i would love to see if paulue is shot enough to lose to conor.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
https://go.twitch.tv/megabotsinc i had no idea how much i missed goldie until now

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

tesilential posted:

Tl;dr: fighter fought with germs, big deal. I've had bad staph and it's really REALLY painful but the pain is localized and the rest of you feels fine. If anything feel bad for Kevin as he was in pain before the fight began. Tony wasn't at any more risk than in BJJ class.

Yeah it would have loving sucked being Kevin Lee that weekend. Staph infection, probably taking strong antibiotics which can make you feel like poo poo and mess up your guts, cutting vicious amounts of weight and beaten up.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Untrustable posted:

Remember when Werdum kicked Edmund and all the serious repercussions that came with that? That's what's gonna happen with Lee.

that was self defense

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

tesilential posted:

It wasn't in his blood. A boil is basically a giant painful pimple usually confined to a pore(s).

Is that confirmed? In my real life experience staph spreads like wildfire. But it's literally been about fifteen years since I took infectious diseases in college so gently caress if I know.

I might be confusing myself, but is MRSA when staph gets extra nasty or are they the same thing?


Gay Horney posted:

Kevin really was in a lovely situation. The UFC tried to save his rear end by telling the analysts to not mention it but Rogan placed him in a real awkward spot where he had to address it. If he hadn't come.e out and said he lied he'd be fine. I

Holy gently caress I agreed with your first sentence.


Memento posted:

I think the boil needs to pop. Looking at the post-fight interview Rogan did, Lee's chest wound wasn't open so I think Ferguson is in the clear. He probably ran the gently caress into the showers afterwards though.

Staph is loving everywhere. When you are in a sport that involves open wounds and blood with an actively ill opponent, hand soap has the potential to do gently caress all.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
What kind of doctor can't find a staph infection in the prefight medical?

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
It was a fairly big scandal when the Tampa Bay Bucs training facility had a staph outbreak. It's not a joke.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
They do a full pat down for before getting in the cage but somehow this chest burster just got away from them

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Captain Log posted:

I might be confusing myself, but is MRSA when staph gets extra nasty or are they the same thing?

MRSA is a strain of staph that is resistant to antibiotics, making it more difficult to treat.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dr. Abysmal posted:

MRSA is a strain of staph that is resistant to antibiotics, making it more difficult to treat.

Thank you!

For all the "LOL HURR : fart : GSP DICK!" posts about it, staph is terrifying. Google "Kevin Randleman Staph" and have a puke bucket ready. When you see that, the reptile part of the brain kicks in and the instinct to flee is irresistible.

For the newer folk, Kevin Randleman was the guy who nearly killed Fedor with a suplex and held the belt before Chuck Liddell as a heavyweight.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

tesilential posted:

It wasn't in his blood. A boil is basically a giant painful pimple usually confined to a pore(s).

of course it will show up in his blood its a bacterial infection. the boil is just a symptom of it

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I.N.R.I posted:

of course it will show up in his blood its a bacterial infection. the boil is just a symptom of it

At least go google "boil"

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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I'm infected with aids

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