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ZenMaster posted:They've done it. Take the audio from a video on "How to attain REM/Control Your Dreams" and splice it over the Citizencon presentation.
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Why are the letters on PRESS TO RELEASE all hosed up
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Take the audio from a video on "How to attain REM/Control Your Dreams" and splice it over the Citizencon presentation. Two hours of binaural beats followed by subliminal messaging about being the little guy if you don't get on the ship ladder, followed by 'sounds of the abbatoir', then a further two hours of binaural beats.
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History Comes Inside! posted:Why are the letters on PRESS TO RELEASE all hosed up Chris pressed it. Also see: That cake
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ZenMaster posted:They've done it. Just reupload the entirety of the presentation and title it with the following : "A presentation designed for those suffering difficulty in falling asleep quickly".
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History Comes Inside! posted:Why are the letters on PRESS TO RELEASE all hosed up Don't make fun of cerebral palsy, rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:26
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Here's a suitable substitute: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4QCWsPrNSI&t=8s
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Sabreseven posted:Just reupload the entirety of the presentation and title it with the following : "Can't sleep? WATCH THIS!"
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peter gabriel posted:Chris pressed it. There is a urinal cake in the office mensroom at my work that has been worked over for about a week, it has a cleaner cut in it than SC's "Birthday" cake, it's almost perfectly and cleanly halved, I reckon I should reward the worker responsible for having such a fine aim and steady hand? I feel I should really. CR's toilet must have more piss on the floor than in the porcelain.
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ZenMaster posted:They've done it. piss
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History Comes Inside! posted:Why are the letters on PRESS TO RELEASE all hosed up Those stick-on letters are notorious for falling off bumpy surfaces. They could have put a strip of tape over them to secure them but this is clearly better.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:34
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What an efficient and effective archive.
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peter gabriel posted:Chris pressed it. Don't forget the Intel guy wiping his hands off after shaking hands with Chris onstage.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:35
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Golli posted:Don't forget the Intel guy wiping his hands off after shaking hands with Chris onstage. Ok, this needs a link.
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Nov 1, 2017 18:35
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Since reddit-bot didn't post a screenshot of the comment I assume it never actually happened. Confirm/Deny? Citizens making up stories about "even goons" mocking Derek for this one specific thing is kinda sad. It's OK guys, goons mock Derek for all kinds of things over here, join the party. We have cake and Chris got nowhere near it.
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Redundant posted:Since reddit-bot didn't post a screenshot of the comment I assume it never actually happened. Confirm/Deny? It was literally me. OSC was so funny. They ain't lying. Good archive tho.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Ok, this needs a link. I guess I fell asleep and dreamed it, because I don't see it on the official youtube.
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Golli posted:I guess I fell asleep and dreamed it, because I don't see it on the official youtube. 
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I hope this screenshot means they have their own version of Mirificus, screen grabbing posts and pasting them in so we can also be laughed at and mocked from afar. It’s really not fair that only we have a Mirificus here. That joy should be shared by all. 
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Nov 1, 2017 18:50
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That’s him, running out of the wheelchair!
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https://giant.gfycat.com/WeeklyAlertAntarcticfurseal.mp4
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 Okay, fess up, which one of you started the new astroturfing campaign early?
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lmao this is brilliant
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Calling the SPCA right now! drat cat hater I KNEW IT!
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Spiderdrake posted:As if CIG wouldn't put in a pvp slider that can only be manipulated with swipes of your credit card. $10 for 24 hours of pvp protection for small ships. $50 for 24 hours of pvp protection for medium ships. $100 for 24 hours of pvp protection for large ships. It also prove the game isn't pay to win because bigger ship have more upkeep.
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Nov 1, 2017 19:03
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Codezombie posted:Now with added Fidelatay I’m trembling!
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Beet Wagon posted:
Hahaha- I mean, er.. looks like a totally legitimate post! Definitely not a post targeted at the middle aged male with a wife and kids who may be thinking “I probably shouldn’t buy this because theres just not much here, and my wife would never understand, and this would lead to a fight...” The only thing that would be better is another thread about a guy very similar to this except he kept the purchase a secret! That way you can cover the whole gamut of potential spenders! You know what to do, CIG!
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Watching the cake cutting really demonstrates why they've had so much trouble delivering a vertical slice of Sq42.
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Wait is there some kind of controversy about this? OSC magically appeared one day dropping 10,000 word posts and Derek couldn't stop talking about how amazing and insightful this one singular guy was while spamming links to his posts for weeks. I thought the joke all along was how it was obviously Derek.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait is there some kind of controversy about this? They think its this vast conspiracy that includes reddit admins. On a lighter note Touchdowntim is the best redditor.
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Nov 1, 2017 19:15
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Only took a week but I finally caught up with the thread. This post brought to you by Intel Optane.
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Mirificus captures the effects of his fantastic work!
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait is there some kind of controversy about this? I think for me the joke is more that it's considered such a huge issue by /r/ds. We get reports any time OSC posts in the refunds subreddit about how it's blatantly a Derek alt and we should ban him, and my answer is always "So what?" because Derek was never banned from /refunds for an infraction, so in terms of the refunds sub he's not "evading" anything. Moreover, subreddit moderators don't have any real way of doing alt-checks other than submitting a message to the admin team and hoping maybe they respond. It's an admin-level problem and I know for a fact OSC has been reported to them multiple times for being a Derek alt, so if they haven't done anything yet  They treat it like it's a heinous crime to have an alt account and that's funny to me because half of them shitpost on refunds with alt accounts, like that Evil_Merlin dude.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait is there some kind of controversy about this? What does your heart tell you?
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I think the best part of the Star Citizen Scam finally collapsing is that a large number of nerds will stop psychotically obsessing over Elite Dangerous being THE ENEMY and instead maybe shut up and enjoy the game that delivers on many of Chris Roberts promises. If frontier spends 2018 working on gameplay things might get interesting in Elite.
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The Titanic posted:I’m trembling! I'm king of the moons!
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SomethingJones posted:lmao He can't slice cake, he can't throw, he can't compose a coherent sentence, he can't code, he can't speak without his arms and hands going into spasms, he can't manage, he can't run a company without crashing it into the ground... he's a physiological marvel.
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