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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Symetrique posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4YeSOeZ.gifv


Yeah, same. I mean I don't go out of my way to get one, but they're pretty common throughout California.

Holy poo poo this is the first thing in this thread that has made my stomach truly turn. Take that poo poo and turn it over right into the garbage.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


That's not how you microwave a Hot Pocket! :mad:

(yes, yes, trap sprung...)

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling
Isn't that just pasta with a spicy tomato sauce and garlic bread (and a ton of salt)?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Bonster posted:

Isn't that just pasta with a spicy tomato sauce and garlic bread (and a ton of salt)?

Pretty much, but put "lovely" in front of every ingredient and you'd be closer.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Picnic Princess posted:

The Universe is a sandwich, and we are the mold.

For the Sandwich is hollow, and I have touched the Bread.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Actual pasta with a non-hot pocket sauce isn't really much more effort than that whole mess

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

I'm more offended by how messy that motherfucker is. You don't have to spill poo poo/crumbs/whatever all over the drat place.

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug
I never got the ramen appeal given how it is just as easy to boil real pasta.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
It's a joke you dorks

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The best part is how bad they fumble around trying to empty the steaming Hot Pocket

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



DariusLikewise posted:

The best part is how bad they fumble around trying to empty the steaming Hot Pocket

OW
OW
OW

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I disagree, the best part is how they recognized the running gag potential in "remove flavor packet" but refrained from running it into the ground.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CommonShore posted:

Holy poo poo this is the first thing in this thread that has made my stomach truly turn. Take that poo poo and turn it over right into the garbage.

eh, it doesn't look that bad to me

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

My Lovely Horse posted:

I disagree, the best part is how they recognized the running gag potential in "remove flavor packet" but refrained from running it into the ground.

I was waiting for the sneaky edit where it fell out of the cut open hot pocket.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

DariusLikewise posted:

The best part is how bad they fumble around trying to empty the steaming Hot Pocket
I dunno, that sad limp "garlic bread" at the end is amazing in its sadness

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yawgmoth posted:

I dunno, that sad limp "garlic bread" at the end is amazing in its sadness

That alone made me gag, like it was drenched in garlic margarine

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Iron Crowned posted:

eh, it doesn't look that bad to me

I know it's a joke, but it's the over-cooked ramen slop. It evokes dirty grad student kitchen sinks full of moulding pots and pans.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

sirbeefalot posted:

I was waiting for the sneaky edit where it fell out of the cut open hot pocket.
I was waiting for them to stuff everything back into the hot pocket.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Chin Strap posted:

I never got the ramen appeal given how it is just as easy to boil real pasta.
Delicious saturated fat.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


you know, i didn't think it was possible to gently caress up pizza ramen. You just drop some roni, squirt some pizza sauce and throw a little motz on. but then the internet showed me a new horror.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Brawnfire posted:

That alone made me gag, like it was drenched in garlic margarine

You know it was just the empty hot Pocket bread, right?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Dave Grool posted:

It's a joke you dorks

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NecroMonster posted:

squirt some pizza sauce

From where
:mad:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Who What Now posted:

You know it was just the empty hot Pocket bread, right?

Oh, ew, no I did not grasp that

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What's wrong with Hot Pocket bread?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I just looked to see if there were any gluten free Hot Pocket clones and there are at least two. :ohdear:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

The Bloop posted:

From where
:mad:
Your pizza gland.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
"This is what real tacos should contain."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

:wrong:

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Angry gluten-free pastry (except for those of the small variety) is a crime against humanity and should be used as fuel to burn its creator at the stake.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

von Braun posted:

"This is what real tacos should contain."



that person is a terrorist, call your local law enforcement or better yet confiscate their cooking utensils.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Take away the fruit and add some beef and that's a good taco

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Who What Now posted:

Take away the fruit and add some beef and that's a good taco

:gary::wrong::yarg:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

My Lovely Horse posted:

Your pizza gland.

MODS!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

von Braun posted:

"This is what real tacos should contain."



Excuse me where did you get a picture of my pizza toppings?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

would so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

By his noodly appendage, we are blessed.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

here I am floating in a tin can...

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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
How far would you go for a burrito? Some people are willing to overthrow their entire way of life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqjlI991gWI

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