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RobotDogPolice
Dec 1, 2016
Imagine being a cop with an edgy teenager.

"Wow good job dad, you killed a dog and made the owner cut its head off. I loving hate you."

We need more edgy teens.

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BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

RobotDogPolice posted:

Imagine being a cop with an edgy teenager.



They get beaten just like everybody else. :colbert:

http://womenandpolicing.com/violencefs.asp

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
From the exchange with the dog owner and cop:

quote:

“I will shoot any dog that comes my way,” he said, noting, “your dog come at me twice.”

“I bet his tail was wagging and everything and your pussy rear end did ‘boom,’ it’s all good,” Goodwin said.
I think this is the messaging we need, not cops are bad or corrupt because I don't think they give a poo poo. We need to start calling them out as pussies more, because that is where a lot of this straight to lethal force poo poo comes from. They are pants wetting pussies with authority and no accountability. I was listening to a podcast with an ex Baltimore cop and his opinion is that the trigger happy police are basically the type of guy who has never been in a fight in his life before getting a badge so he has no idea how to handle confrontation.

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hold me closer tiny dancer
Count the headlights on the highwaaaaay
Lay me down in a hail of bullets
You were resisting arrest

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Kung Food posted:

From the exchange with the dog owner and cop:

I think this is the messaging we need, not cops are bad or corrupt because I don't think they give a poo poo. We need to start calling them out as pussies more, because that is where a lot of this straight to lethal force poo poo comes from. They are pants wetting pussies with authority and no accountability. I was listening to a podcast with an ex Baltimore cop and his opinion is that the trigger happy police are basically the type of guy who has never been in a fight in his life before getting a badge so he has no idea how to handle confrontation.
It's true that surprisingly many cops are terrified of loyal canid wolf descendants that we have raised and fed with the promise of loyalty into our homes for centuries because police know not of the subject of loyalty outside of their own unit, which even then is sparing. Many incidents involving police killing cherished beasts are surprisingly common perhaps due to their own inability to comprehend such facets as "love" and "devotion" which is deprogrammed from new officers to be replaced by "zealous unforgiving institutionalised loyalty not unlike a crusader of the 12th century".

Police, as a rule, despise all those outside of the institution whether that be man, black person or beast (black person is rated separately in the police chart of being not-quite-human but also not-quite-beast and I challenge anyone to prove to me that the police DON'T believe this :colbert: )

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

BovineFury posted:

They get beaten just like everybody else. :colbert:

http://womenandpolicing.com/violencefs.asp

Actually according to that they probably get beaten more frequently.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/shot-ex-girlfriend-committing-suicide-article-1.3671714

"Racist and overly possessive"
"Only been dating for 7 months"

Sounds exactly like every other cop out there whose last name ends in a vowel

Other cops are probably happy he killed himself so they wouldn't have to cover up the shooting.

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE

Geoj posted:

Prosecutor said in early September the probe would last "several more months" before they'd know what - if any - charges to bring.

If I had to guess I'd say that after media attention has completely died down they'll instruct a grand jury to no-bill him and he'll be reinstated with back pay.

Lol. loving hell. Pretty sure everyone but the family have forgotten already anyway.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Should've gave him the Stone Cold Stunner.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/ct-met-wrestler-punches-fan-family-secrets-20171204-story.html

quote:

Ex-U.S. marshal who leaked info in 'Family Secrets' mob case is punched by teen wrestler

John Ambrose, the former U.S. marshal convicted of leaking confidential information to a reputed Outfit associate, was punched out at a high school wrestling meet Friday after an altercation in the stands.

Joliet police wouldn’t identify the man who was struck, but Ambrose told the Tribune he was “the victim of an aggravated battery attack” at the meet. He declined to comment further.

According to Joliet Police Deputy Chief Al Roechner, a visiting fan in the stands was being “very vocal” during a match at Plainfield South High School and was confronted by the parent of a Plainfield South wrestler.

The wrestler, who is 17, saw his parent arguing and ran into the stands, punching the visiting fan in the face, Roechner said.

Police arrested the student, Roechner said. Though the visitor was bleeding, Roechner said he declined medical treatment.

The boy was released to his parents, Roechner said. Kendall County State’s Attorney Eric Weis said his office, which covers Plainfield South, has not yet received a referral for prosecution on the matter.

Tom Hernandez, spokesman for Plainfield Community Consolidated School District 202, said the district was aware of an "incident" that took place at Friday's meet.

He declined further comment but said the district was looking into whether any student would be disciplined.

“We are doing our own investigation, as we always do,” Hernandez said Sunday. “We will take appropriate steps as warranted.”

In 2009, a federal judge sentenced Ambrose to four years in prison after he was convicted of telling a reputed mob associate that hit man Nicholas Calabrese was secretly cooperating with authorities.

Ambrose’s attorney said the decorated former deputy U.S. marshal was just bragging to a family friend about being in Calabrese’s security detail, but prosecutors said Ambrose knew the information would be relayed to the mob.

Calabrese’s testimony in the 2007 Family Secrets trial helped convict five alleged organized crime members, including his brother Frank Calabrese Sr.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/938152793097023488

Edit: The courts had to get involved in this

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/938138113171443712

PostNouveau has issued a correction as of 02:23 on Dec 6, 2017

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Geoj posted:

Actually according to that they probably get beaten more frequently.

Keeps 'em edgy and they'll continue hating police in later life


ITS THE CIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFE

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


What the gently caress, Bad Lieutenant is NOT supposed to be a training video you gross rear end cops.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

charging minors under child pornography laws for sexting is such a gross perversion of justice, but leave it to cops to make it even worse

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Also the cop at the center of that court case killed himself when ...

*drumroll*
































... the authorities were about to arrest him for molesting two kids on the youth hockey team he coached.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/loca...48bb_story.html

Good thing his department and the loving professional attorneys in the prosecution's office credulously went "Yeah sure" when he said he needed naked photos of that teenager instead of arresting the perv right then and there.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Who the gently caress is this officer anyways? The ball-busting lady coach from Porkys?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Kung Food posted:

Who the gently caress is this officer anyways? The ball-busting lady coach from Porkys?

He was a child molester.

Officer Child Molester, let's put him in charge of the teen sexting case.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
Lmao multiple people signed off on a warrant for photos of a child's erect dong

What a world

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bro

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Kung Food posted:

Who the gently caress is this officer anyways? The ball-busting lady coach from Porkys?
Probably from Alabama, the sponsored state of child rapists (coming soon to election!)

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



FinalGamer posted:

Probably from Alabama, the sponsored state of child rapists (coming soon to election!)
We've been working hard to get Doug elected instead but he has the unfortunate circumstance of having D after his name in a mostly republican district. People have told me in person that child molesters are better than any goddamn Democrat hahahaha hahahah

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Only thing worse than a cop, a lawyer trying to defend a cop.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-politics/van-dyke-lawyer-compares-officers-case-to-brown-v-mississippi/

quote:

Van Dyke’s lawyer compares cop’s case to black sharecroppers decision

The lawyer for Chicago Police Officer Jason Van Dyke raised some eyebrows in the courtroom on Wednesday when he compared his client, who is charged with fatally shooting a black teen, to three black sharecroppers who were brutally tortured into confessing in a 1936 U.S. Supreme Court case.

At the tail end of 30 minutes of argument on a motion to force independent journalist Jamie Kalven to identify his sources from early stories about the fatal shooting of Laquan McDonald, attorney Daniel Herbert tried to draw a comparison between the plight of Van Dyke and the three plaintiffs in the landmark Brown v. Mississippi case.

Herbert had argued that Kalven was leaked information about statements that Van Dyke – who is white – made to investigators after shooting the African-American teenager in 2014, and seemed to be drawing a parallel to the confessions the three black sharecroppers accused of murdering a white farmer in the Brown case — in which the men were beaten, whipped, and suspended by the neck in a noose.

The comparison did not appear to sway Cook County Judge Vincent Gaughan as to the question as to whether Kalven had gotten information from reports that included statements Van Dyke made to Independent Police Review Authority investigators who were probing his shooting of McDonald.

“Am I comparing Jason Van Dyke to people that have suffered years of slavery? No,” Herbert said, prompting an interruption from Gaughan, who admonished the lawyer to stick to the question of Kalven’s reporting.

The judge also disputed Herbert’s contention that the Brown decision was crucial to the landmark Miranda v. Arizona case — decided 40 years after the Brown case.

Gaughan this summer barred prosecutors from using some of Van Dyke’s statements given the night of the shooting, based on another Supreme Court ruling — Garrity v. New Jersey.

The ruling in that case has been crucial in innumerable police misconduct investigations, where police officers would be forced to chose between losing their job if they don’t cooperate with a disciplinary investigation but might risk incriminating themselves in a crimes.

“The Garrity motion is based on constitutional violations, immunized statements, should not have been used,” Herbert said. “It’s the same thing legally as those sharecroppers who were tortured.”

Kalven took the stand briefly on Wednesday, answering a series or questions from his lawyer about his background as a reporter.

Gaughan ruled that Kalven was a reporter, but after hearing arguments said he would not yet decide whether Kalven and his sources were protected by state reporter privilege laws and whether to compel Kalven to identify them.

Herbert laid out a timeline on Wednesday that he said showed Kalven had access to information from reports prepared by IPRA and was in contact with witnesses before they spoke to investigators in the case.

The information in Van Dyke’s statements given to IPRA can’t be used by prosecutors, but Kalven’s lawyer, Matt Topic, pointed out that information Herbert said could only have come from the IPRA reports was in fact from non-clandestine source — a Chicago Police press release issued the day after the shooting.

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

We've been working hard to get Doug elected instead but he has the unfortunate circumstance of having D after his name in a mostly republican district. People have told me in person that child molesters are better than any goddamn Democrat hahahaha hahahah

Thanks to this post I doubled my bet on PredictIt for Moore winning.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Jedi Knight Luigi posted:

Thanks to this post I doubled my bet on PredictIt for Moore winning.

You will likely win, it depends on how many of the younger people in Anniston and JSU we can get to vote.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

My Aunt was murdered by a police chief in the 80's because he was tied in with her corrupt lawyer ex-husband. Then a county sheriff helped cover it up. They were dumb and the feds actually got them years down the road. It was made into some books and a TV movie that starred Brian Dennehy.

So sometimes cops are not cool and good.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nwmalinowski/status/938417735293456384

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

RIP

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

quote:

A New York City police officer shot and killed a 69-year-old man

nice

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

got him just in time

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Which one of you was this?


Some Twitter user posted:

THIN BLUE LINE

BLUE LIVES MATTER

JERKIN OFF IN A CUP TO THE SOUND OF VINTAGE SIRENS

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Needing 30 fuckin pigs to gun down geriatrics, lmao

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/938790299576557570

This one was a pretty blatant shooting someone in the back caught on camera. And then the officer was caught on camera planting his Taser on the body.

He pled guilty to federal civil rights charges because his state murder trial ended in a mistrial. The sad part is I don't know why he pled guilty; he probably coulda beaten the state charges with standard cop bullshit and a white jury. And I doubt Jeff Sessions' Justice Department would have been aggressively pursuing the federal case.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/938637524360196096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/938790299576557570

This one was a pretty blatant shooting someone in the back caught on camera. And then the officer was caught on camera planting his Taser on the body.

He pled guilty to federal civil rights charges because his state murder trial ended in a mistrial. The sad part is I don't know why he pled guilty; he probably coulda beaten the state charges with standard cop bullshit and a white jury. And I doubt Jeff Sessions' Justice Department would have been aggressively pursuing the federal case.

Upside to this is he's facing 19-24 years on federal charges, meaning he won't be able to serve his sentence on house arrest/probation or get released 14 months into his sentence for good behavior.

OTOH he's still getting preferential treatment with the state charges - I seriously doubt the prosecutor would have dropped the charges for anyone else just because they plead guilty to related federal charges. Also he likely plead guilty in federal court because federal prisons tend to be better run in pretty much all aspects than state prisons - especially state prisons in the south.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
How the medical reports show somebody shot himself in the back five times.

Long but a good read.

https://ww2.kqed.org/news/2017/12/04/autopsy-doctors-sheriff-overrode-death-findings-to-protect-law-enforcement

BovineFury has issued a correction as of 07:44 on Dec 8, 2017

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i'm worried about that doctor's safety.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Cops are horrible

:nws:
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/939014159726870530?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

"All I have to say is that I have no remorse for shooting that police officer - he got what he deserved and if I had the opportunity to kill him I'd kill him"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLX6xNbhios

SealHammer
Jul 4, 2010
Click to understand my bad faith posting.

Well, seems like every cop who was there that day needs to be killed. What a magnificent abortion of justice, not to mention a marvelous fuckup in apprehension technique that precipitated that poo poo to begin with.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I've seen ISIS executions less brutal.

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

it's a work of art:

"injustice" 2016
contradictory orders & 5.56mm on human flesh

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