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# ? Dec 6, 2017 01:21 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:02 |
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I'm the grammatical errors.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 01:35 |
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And they were married for 23 years before having their first kid? I'm suspicious....
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 02:50 |
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Lisa: A passive-aggressive bitch
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 03:05 |
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Usually I'm pretty lenient when someone is exaggerating or making a joke but that's not even funny. It's just a portrait of a woman on the edge.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 07:46 |
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I could see my stepmom thinking that kind of thing would be a funny joke where she exaggerates the situation to make people laugh, but honestly it just sounds like she hates her kids and husband (probably because he made her wait through 23 years of marriage before having children).
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 07:49 |
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You don't even want to know the first kid that she disowned.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 08:27 |
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They had a baby after being married 38 years? So like, minimum this couple is mid 50s. How many extra chromisomes does the baby have?
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 08:30 |
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also you would think someone living with a teenager until they are 18 would have learned years ago that plans with data caps/text message limits(do those exist anymore?) are a recipe for disaster.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 08:32 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:They had a baby after being married 38 years? So like, minimum this couple is mid 50s. How many extra chromisomes does the baby have? The baby is nothing but chromosomes.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 08:41 |
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How the gently caress do you raise a kid to 14 and then go "wow that was really awesome and I want to do it again!"
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 09:24 |
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And the kid on the ipad just said his first swear words At age 9
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 10:20 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:How the gently caress do you raise a kid to 14 and then go "wow that was really awesome and I want to do it again!"
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 10:20 |
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It was pretty clearly written by a lovely "Last Man Standing" type man (Tom) - note the following: 1. Complaints about male heirs being unathletic 2. Complaints about cell phone data plan usage 3. Inability to spell Sephora 4. Concerns over daughter sneaking in boys 5. Innocuous anecdote about leaving golf shoes out that clearly he has internalized as a "harmless nugget of married life" that he probably brings up at social functions
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 11:44 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:It was pretty clearly written by a lovely "Last Man Standing" type man (Tom) - note the following: But the last part says "after I told him" meaniny its the wife writing, or tom pretending to write as his wife in which case tom is weird.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 11:48 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:But the last part says "after I told him" meaniny its the wife writing, or tom pretending to write as his wife in which case tom is weird. Or it's not Tom it's Tom's friend who is a really nice guy and actually *~deserves her~*
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 12:02 |
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Not to defend it or anything but I think the writer meant they as a couple were both 41 years old. The fact that the grammar sucks actually supports my theory, they’d have been 23 when they had the daughter and 38 when they had the last one which is high risk at worst. I mean this still didn’t happen but we have to consider that grammatical errors can confuse people even in a thing that didn’t happen.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 14:23 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:also you would think someone living with a teenager until they are 18 would have learned years ago that plans with data caps/text message limits(do those exist anymore?) are a recipe for disaster. Over here, you're lucky to get 5 or 10 GB with your plan. For my kids, I set it up so that once they've reached their limit, it shuts off (otherwise it can get expensive really quick). When my oldest went over his plan the first time, I paid the extra cost and explained to him how it worked and that I will pick up the tab this time. Next month, he went over for €300 - watching youtube mainly. He got several text messages from the carries that he had reached a €10, €25, €50, ... charge but ignored them. Christmas for him wasn't much fun since I took all the money he got to pay for his debts.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 14:53 |
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life is killing me posted:Not to defend it or anything but I think the writer meant they as a couple were both 41 years old. The fact that the grammar sucks actually supports my theory, they’d have been 23 when they had the daughter and 38 when they had the last one which is high risk at worst. No, it definitely says "Still married after 41 years"
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 15:03 |
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I feel like the 41 years almost has to be a typo/edit; I mean, her being 41 would be believable, I had my first kid at 19 and my last at 33, but there's no way she's got a 3-year-old at ~60 years old.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 15:23 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:No, it definitely says "Still married after 41 years" Right, but the author is an idiot and is unlikely to be the person they're pretending to be.
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 15:26 |
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 17:18 |
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Edit: i need to check this thread
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 22:26 |
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White people, when will they ever learn?
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 22:36 |
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should start a Facebook group called "I agree with the message but there's no way that poo poo actually happened"
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 23:00 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:Usually when you're teaching beginning level stuff, you give the broadest version. Only later do you start getting into the exceptions and why they happen. “A number to the zero power is one” is the broadest version. Aside from 0^0 being undefined, there are no real number exceptions.
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# ? Dec 7, 2017 03:25 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:I'd actually believe something like that happened, mostly since I had a similar experience when we started studying exponents, and me having learned about it a bit from my brother (and being a proto-goon) was real eager to show that I know that any number to the power of 0 is actually 1 and oh I'm so smart, but the teacher said things to the power of 0 are actually equal to 0. I was confused, especially when I asked her after the class ended and she said 'oh, it's just easier to teach it like that at first'. I suppose maybe it is? I dunno. This is just bizarre. Children are definitely told things in class that aren't exactly true to help teach them but it's usually by giving them a simpler version of a complex concept or by leaving certain things out. For example when you teach them square roots first you don't need to go into imaginary numbers. Or if you're explaining the cell you might just go thorough some of the simpler processes and leave out the less important structures. Telling them something specifically wrong like the power of 0 is 0 is weird to me because i don't think it's any simpler than telling them it's actually 1. Anyway my favourite fake stories are from Gecko45. The guy appears on a gun forum asking for advice about body armour and it raises flags with people and he reveals he's a mall cop. He starts spinning the most extravagant bullshit about his mastery of ninjitsu(sic) as well as saving the mayor's nephew's anal virginity which allowed them a bazooka license in the mall. Later on another poster shows up and starts fervently agreeing with Gecko and his status as an "operator". I think first read through this when I was 15 and by the end it was clear that the second guy was trolling and later I just kind of assumed they both were trolling from the start. I haven't read it in a long while but I think regardless of it was a troll or not it's a really fun read. This link has all the posts archived as well as a few of the reactions and occasional explanations e.g. "new thread about X from here". The Legend of Gecko45
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# ? Dec 7, 2017 13:18 |
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shit_that_DID_happen.txt http://www.kcra.com/article/video-amazon-contractor-defecates-in-front-of-sacramento-home-2/13989485
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# ? Dec 7, 2017 14:22 |
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Yeah, no.
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# ? Dec 8, 2017 19:13 |
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Some Listicle posted:I am a nurse in an Emergency Room. My lunch was getting stolen on the regular. I wrote a note and placed it in my bag:
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 18:05 |
The part that I hate the most is that "Scoville units are similar to temperature in Fahrenheit!" If your tongue was experiencing 2.2 million degrees Fahrenheit, your entire body would probably explode in a blast of plasma.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 21:55 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The part that I hate the most is that "Scoville units are similar to temperature in Fahrenheit!" If your tongue was experiencing 2.2 million degrees Fahrenheit, your entire body would probably explode in a blast of plasma. I think it is more of a "It feels like..." thing.
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 22:24 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:
that was a whirlwind
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# ? Dec 9, 2017 23:12 |
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Does anybody have the story where some dude was donating a ton of money to a camgirl but he was being a creeper and planning their wedding and all that? Then he got pissed at her and donated a money to another girl? It was the craziest bullshit.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:14 |
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JK! posted:Does anybody have the story where some dude was donating a ton of money to a camgirl but he was being a creeper and planning their wedding and all that? Then he got pissed at her and donated a money to another girl? It was the craziest bullshit. I vaguely remember this also and hope a kind goon has a link
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:16 |
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JK! posted:Does anybody have the story where some dude was donating a ton of money to a camgirl but he was being a creeper and planning their wedding and all that? Then he got pissed at her and donated a money to another girl? It was the craziest bullshit. This may have (also?) been a twitch streamer. E: the girl getting the donations being the twitch streamer
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:25 |
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I remember seeing a story where a guy was donating enough to singlehandedly support a streamer and was in love with her, and she said something that generally implied that donations do not buy her love. He then stopped donating and detailed his extensive pleasure watching her struggle to stay afloat without his donations. Is that the one you're thinking of? I can't find the one I saw and googling various combinations of "stream creepy take away donations watch suffer" might be putting me on a watchlist.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:29 |
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Elysiume posted:I remember seeing a story where a guy was donating enough to singlehandedly support a streamer and was in love with her, and she said something that generally implied that donations do not buy her love. He then stopped donating and detailed his extensive pleasure watching her struggle to stay afloat without his donations. Is that the one you're thinking of? I can't find the one I saw and googling various combinations of "stream creepy take away donations watch suffer" might be putting me on a watchlist. Yes, it was something like that. And him saying she ate like a bunny so the wedding cake toppers were bunnies? I think.
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:31 |
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Yup that sounds like the right one, the bunny thing I’m pretty sure is it
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:33 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 14:02 |
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https://imgur.com/a/g57cN I can't figure out how to get the photo links on this device, sorry. But don't worry - it wasn't a real wedding cake, just a drawing of one!
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# ? Dec 10, 2017 03:45 |