Alabama Special Election: DATA CENTERS: CONSOLIDATED!!!!

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Who will win?
	Moore! grope
	Jones! shrugs, looks around who?

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Typo posted:

Jones

98% of democrats

19% of moderate republicans

9% of republicans overall

Moore:

91% of Republicans

AA turnout CNN exit poll: 30%

lol outlaw republicans

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

yes we�ve all been raped

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:03

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

remember if the MoV is <0.5 moore wins cuz you know ballot tampering

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:03

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Covok posted:

You are an idiot if you think Jones is going to win. A hopeful idiot who has too much faith in humanity. If you can call people from Alabama Human. Personally, I call people from Alabama subhuman, like a failed offshoot of the human race.

This is some goony poo poo

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:03

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

First reports in from Halleyvilles. More wins that county by +35.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:04

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

I bet sassy the horse isn�t happy

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:04

Mean Baby: May 28, 2005

I recommend taking a break from the internet tonight and just see the results in the morning. I doubt it will be called before 9PM PST.

Do as I say, not as I do.

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Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

These people aren't human. In fact, I call them subhuman. For those who havent heard of this term, well, it means less than human.

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kopasetic: Sep 18, 2009

I'm the 2% of democrats who voted for Moore

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:05

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/harrysiegel/status/940749308583956481

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trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

kopasetic posted:

I'm the 2% of democrats who voted for Moore

the dem pedo vote

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Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

kopasetic posted:

I'm the 2% of democrats who voted for Moore

apparently 2% of democrats are pedophiles

^^^^^gently caress u bitch

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:05

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Control Volume posted:

These people aren't human. In fact, I call them subhuman. For those who havent heard of this term, well, it means less than human.

Subhuman (s-oo-b Hue-ma-N)
1. To be less than human.
2. Republicans

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:06

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Did the pedophile win yet?

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:06

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

There's gonna be a recount lol

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:06

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

Typo posted:

AA turnout CNN exit poll: 30%

womp womp

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:06

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

BIG WIN

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

jones needs like 50%+ aa turnout

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

Instant Sunrise: Apr 12, 2007; The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

Mythical Moderate posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/940409570249371648

it's those people in the media like the totally real and in no way made up reporter bernie bernstein that are making moore seem anti-semitic and not anything he's done or said on the campaign trail.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

I think it�s insane only 30% of people vote in an election like this.

LITERAL PEDOPHILE

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

GobiasIndustries posted:

Did the pedophile win yet?

yes, congratulations, mr senator

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

LinYutang posted:

jones needs like 50%+ aa turnout

it's 30% of the electorate, not 30% turnout

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:07

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Covok posted:

Subhuman (s-oo-b Hue-ma-N)
1. To be less than human.
2. Republicans

Epic

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Concerned Citizen posted:

it's 30% of the electorate, not 30% turnout

yowza

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

trash person posted:

I think it�s insane only 30% of people vote in an election like this.

LITERAL PEDOPHILE

But the other one kills babies, our guy just rapes them.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Concerned Citizen posted:

it's 30% of the electorate, not 30% turnout

oh lol

hahahah well then

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

LinYutang posted:

jones needs like 50%+ aa turnout

wrong number, 30% of the electorate for this.

That's, uh, sizable!

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:08

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

trash person posted:

I think it�s insane only 30% of people vote in an election like this.

LITERAL PEDOPHILE

in the lead up the republican in charge of state elections said they were only going to plan for just over normal off year election numbers

moore is going to win because republicans that run the state won't allow him to lose

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:09

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Tonight gonna be real, real close everyone. Go play a videogame and have a beer instead of agonizing over alabama imo

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:10

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Dekalb reporting. More+13

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:10

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oh except mysteriously none of those votes count oh so weird but what can you do

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:10

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

BULLOCK COUNTY drops a 95% D precinct

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:12

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

gimme that D, Alabama.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:13

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

gimme that D, Alabama.

Easy D bringing you the dirty south.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:15

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Tom Perez looks like Bill Burr ate a lemon

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:15

Nairbo: Jan 2, 2005

Holy gently caress Tom Perez's voice is terrible

and so is what he says. He says a whole lot of nothing with a lot of words "values values values, blue collar work, platitude platitude"

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:15

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Moore's gonna win.

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:15

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

Al! posted:

yeah, he was elected president last year

He said "child rapist" not "incestual child rapist"

# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:16

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Godinster posted:

Holy gently caress Tom Perez's voice is terrible

and so is what he says. He says a whole lot of nothing with a lot of words "values values values, blue collar work, platitude platitude"

he loving sucks so bad

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Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/940749586695622656

hopeless

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