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Who will win?
Moore! *grope*
Jones! *shrugs, looks around* who?
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
liberty University doesn't count as college

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

I am gonna barf

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol at that being + anything

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Schnorkles posted:

Tonight gonna be real, real close everyone. Go play a videogame and have a beer instead of agonizing over alabama imo

No it isn't. Moore is going to win by more than 4 percentage points.

The news is just selling this as "too close to call" to drum up national viewership on what would normally be an uneventful Tuesday.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Death is certain.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Rape Stink posted:

No it isn't. Moore is going to win by more than 4 percentage points.

The news is just selling this as "too close to call" to drum up national viewership on what would normally be an uneventful Tuesday.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a night Bulleit Rye to start

rum on ice

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
gently caress the nyt dial still now and forever

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
So based on tonight's coverage I don't actually know what Doug Jones is for, just that he's hashtag the kitchen table.

Seriously, I would never vote Republican if I was American but Tom Perez is terrible

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I went to a college in texas and I cannot loving imagine graduating from college and voting for roy moore

how little did these dumbshits manage to learn about the world

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

Christmas Tree frappucino because I need to endure this poo poo sober to prove I can still feel.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
An Alabama higher education is like a GED equivalency test anywhere north of the mason dixon

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

that's not a number good for anyone, frankly. That's way too many still, but also a BAD dip

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Nothing Matters

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

Old Overholt, amaretto, eggnog

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

eonwe posted:

I went to a college in texas and I cannot loving imagine graduating from college and voting for roy moore

how little did these dumbshits manage to learn about the world

liberty u

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

eonwe posted:

I went to a college in texas and I cannot loving imagine graduating from college and voting for roy moore

how little did these dumbshits manage to learn about the world

Church college is being counted as college educated.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Old Overholt, amaretto, eggnog

drat, nice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

9S: there is no meaning to anything they do

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I graduated for C-Spam with a minor in shitposts.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

eonwe posted:

I went to a college in texas and I cannot loving imagine graduating from college and voting for roy moore

how little did these dumbshits manage to learn about the world

college is for mrs degrees in the south

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

To honor this brave new world we live in, I'm drinking the only appropriate drink... piss.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

Picked up a bottle of Gentleman Jack specifically for election night

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/940745259725684736

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

It is

I've got a little nutmeg grater and everything, classy

Subvisual Haze
Nov 22, 2003

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.
No see it was economic anxiety that forced the good people of Alabama to elect a literal pedophile.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I've got Trader Joe's wassail I heated up and put rum in to eat with my latkes. Gimmie a Hanukkah present, hellworld.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

What are you all drinking tonight? I have a nice Bulleit Rye to start

an even dozen diet cokes

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
either hemlock or an immortality potion depending on who wins.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Subvisual Haze posted:

No see it was economic anxiety that forced the good people of Alabama to elect a literal pedophile.

Look they need lower taxes the zero they pay annually is killing them.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

still waiting/praying for garrison to get an extremely painful terminal cancer

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


if jones did stand for socialism he’d at least be loving exciting

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


There are 100 college educated women in Alabama?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

zegermans posted:

There are 100 college educated women in Alabama?

hahaha

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 37 hours!

This is bad. Touch poop

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme


nate silver has ruled

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zen death robot
May 27, 2001

Concerned Citizen posted:



nate silver has ruled

gently caress off

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