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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Quest For Glory II posted:

Andy Dalton is bad

Yeah he real bad. The bengals? They’re a bad team.

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

Josh Lyman posted:

did it involve hitting his kid's nutsack with a tree branch?

no he said he taught his girls to catch by pelting baseballs at their face because it taught them to get their hands up or something

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

eagles defense posted:

Hey Guys, let’s give up lots of TDs so Nick has to do a lot of scoring. He needs the reps

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

all Eli Manning needed was the threat of being replaced by geno smith to inspire him

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Most coaches dont quit their team if the team is good

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Clay has a chance to make a tackle for loss, overpursues, slips, gain of 8. :rolleyes:

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Pops Mgee posted:

Guys, i think Aaron is back






:getin:

mike mccarthy still there?

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Lol Stewart just juked the poo poo out of Clay Matthews.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Good golly the bengals suck

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


what is the difference between offsides, neutral zone infraction, and encroachment?

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Cam needs a funny hat on top of his helmet.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

boy packers you sure are good at defending things

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i just checked in, why are the eagles losing

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Wow Parkers D

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

SKULL.GIF posted:

what is the difference between offsides, neutral zone infraction, and encroachment?

One is just being across the line, one is crossing the line and touching someone, one is being across the line with an unimpeded route to the QB? I think

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



eagles bad i guess

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jota posted:

no he said he taught his girls to catch by pelting baseballs at their face because it taught them to get their hands up or something
That's not how you catch baseballs though :confused:

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

quadruple cuck posted:

i just checked in, why are the eagles losing

Defense is bad

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




there's the Foles strip sack

lmao Big V

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



aBagorn posted:

Defense is bad

guessing they're finally worn down

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I know the circumstances but I'm still in awe that this Ravens offense is capable of getting 1st downs.

our offense has been good for awhile

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


This defense isn't even smoke and mirrors

It's nonexistent

Fire Dom Capers

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

there's the Foles strip sack

lmao Big V

Much like the defense, Big V remembered he’s supposed to be bad again

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Blitz7x posted:

One is just being across the line, one is crossing the line and touching someone, one is being across the line with an unimpeded route to the QB? I think

ah, cool. Thanks

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

quadruple cuck posted:

i just checked in, why are the eagles losing

markedly worse defense than the Cowboys

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

what is the difference between offsides, neutral zone infraction, and encroachment?

in order, I think:
crossing the los early before the ball is snapped
crossing the los presnap causing the offense to move
lining up over the los presnap

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Despera posted:

our offense has been good for awhile

I wouldn't call 2 weeks awhile. If we can score more than 21 today I'll buy into the offense being functional.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Troy Aikman loves fellating McCaffery.

OperaMouse
Oct 30, 2010

SKULL.GIF posted:

what is the difference between offsides, neutral zone infraction, and encroachment?

Offsides: across the line and not touching anybody.

Encroachment: across the line and touching someone

Neutral zone infraction: across the line and causing an offensive player to move

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



yeah i think i've seen all i need to

sucks, but :shrug:

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I can't wait to see the best film of the year, "Downsizing"

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I wouldn't call 2 weeks awhile. If we can score more than 21 today I'll buy into the offense being functional.

Second most points since week 8

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Cardinals defense is trash again :(

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Just getting home from the movies and fast-forwarded through the first quarter of Eagles-Giants.. man, the Philly defense is awful so far today.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
8th in points for the entire season

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Defense is overall bad but Brooks is visible today in a way he hasn't been all season long

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress is going on with the Philly defense Jesus loving Christ

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Joe Flacco read option :getin:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Can we take the eagles out of the playoffs

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


loving quitters

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