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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

areyoucontagious posted:

Hey awful tattoo thread, do you guys have any resources on how to evaluate an artist’s portfolio? I have a few tattoos but they were from artists I was referred to by people I knew. I’m in Portland OR if anyone knows a really solid studio/artist.

In return:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xD1FAOJI84

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
From that Ink Master Angels show:



I’d be so pissed if this is what I ended up with!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The head and candles are passable, but that misshapen hand ruins it.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
The perspective on the eyes and nose are pretty awful too though.

The hair and candles are about the only things decent there.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010

Zil posted:

The head and candles are passable, but that misshapen hand ruins it.

The face isn’t passable. She looks like she has a broken nose and a black splotch on the end of it. Her eyes are off as well.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




There is nothing passable about that tattoo; I award you zero points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Street dice rolled on cement get ugly pretty fast so it's not such a bad tattoo.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
I was like "well they're under pretty intense time pressure" until I noticed that that tattoo took five hours.

How?!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


subpar anachronism posted:

a dearth of straight lines in this one


The thing pissing me off the most about this is the 1 and 6 both being visible on the bottom die.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

rydiafan posted:

The thing pissing me off the most about this is the 1 and 6 both being visible on the bottom die.

They look like the loaded (or reloaded) dice from Munchkin. I suspect not on purpose, though.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


She has the weirdest boner

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



That was six hours?

And six hours was only $300? Explains a lot.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


ReidRansom posted:

That was six hours?

And six hours was only $300? Explains a lot.

damb right you gusta

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

CommonShore posted:

damb right you gusta

me gusts

Koburn
Oct 8, 2004

FIND THE JUDGE CHILD OR YOUR CITY DIES
Grimey Drawer
Is she standing in the tank of a toilet? Flushiee-chan?

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Koburn posted:

Is she standing in the tank of a toilet? Flushiee-chan?

CRT Monitor

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Vadun posted:

CRT Monitor

Ok, I see it now. I stared at it for a while and came up with nothing.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


It's like a Ring girl but more terrifying

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get

Retro Futurist posted:

It's like a Ring girl but more terrifying

It's for all the nerds who watched the ring and were like, holy gently caress girls can come out of TV sets? I bet she will totally dig me too!

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

rockcity posted:

Ok, I see it now. I stared at it for a while and came up with nothing.

Oh wow I thought it was a dustbin.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

95% of the tats in this thread make me laugh, but ones like this just make me sad. what happened in your life that you ended up here :(

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!

cis autodrag posted:

95% of the tats in this thread make me laugh, but ones like this just make me sad. what happened in your life that you ended up here :(

i think she's pretty clear on her reasons

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


cis autodrag posted:

95% of the tats in this thread make me laugh, but ones like this just make me sad. what happened in your life that you ended up here :(

Not being pounded hard enough, obviously

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

cis autodrag posted:

95% of the tats in this thread make me laugh, but ones like this just make me sad. what happened in your life that you ended up here :(

One weird trick will permanently destroy your childhood and send you straight into a life of regrettable bodymodifications.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

even though its dumb as gently caress, this is actually kinda cool / well done

edit: oh god i just saw the loving minion

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ziv Zulander posted:

Not being pounded hard enough, obviously

The Corp will never stand a chance against all these :laffo:s







Really, I snorted. Good joke, friend.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Didn’t realize Ivanka had a tattoo.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

At least it's spelled correctly.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least it's spelled correctly.

was supposed to say "dog"

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012






It doesn't even look like her.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Hair's a little off but I'd recognize it without being told who it is.

I mean the main problem here is he has a loving HRC tattoo

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It would be better if her arm turned into his fist and he punched out Trump with it

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Why would he give people another reason to make fun of him, besides his dad dying on 911?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

E: that wasn’t supposed to be inline

:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/2na3kqT.jpg

Subjunctive has a new favorite as of 12:30 on Dec 19, 2017

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Subjunctive posted:

Enormous inline flower-tit-gina

The dude's hands being opposite each side of his knee BLEW MY loving MIND for like 30 seconds while I tried to figure out where the hell on a body this was placed.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Nuevo posted:

The dude's hands being opposite each side of his knee BLEW MY loving MIND for like 30 seconds while I tried to figure out where the hell on a body this was placed.

:same: literally just now

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Same here. I was trying to figure out the body part for a while then I looked at the tattoo, I like it. Subtle.

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