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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Venomous posted:

is the lesson here ‘go to CMLL on excursion if you don’t want to be booked like poo poo overseas’ or what

Everyone who goes on excursion to CMLL comes back better*


(*Except Yoshitatsu)

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I had no idea Nakamura was in TNA but- man they had EVERY loving opportunity in their loving hands didn't they.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Maxwell Lord posted:

I had no idea Nakamura was in TNA but- man they had EVERY loving opportunity in their loving hands didn't they.
Imagine where TNA would be at if Dixie wasn't retarded

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


piss tape israel posted:

Imagine where TNA would be at if Dixie wasn't retarded

If Dixie weren't an idiot TNA would have died when the Jarretts ran out of money and they convinced her to buy it.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

If Dixie weren't an idiot they never would have hired Kevin Nash and we'd have never had basically every backstage segment they filmed with him

And that would have been a bigger loss than any talent they've ever misused

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Maxwell Lord posted:

I had no idea Nakamura was in TNA but- man they had EVERY loving opportunity in their loving hands didn't they.

Only for a few matches but it doesn't excuse it.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

MassRafTer posted:

Only for a few matches but it doesn't excuse it.

The sheer amount of talent that wrestled in TNA at some point is unbelievable.

Of course TNA also had perhaps the greatest tag team of all time on their roster and they hosed that up as well.

Bad Influence, of course. Who else would I be talking about?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
TNA is the man in the 1980's who refused to see a future in this "Computer" thing and decided instead to invest heavily in Disco.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

grack posted:

The sheer amount of talent that wrestled in TNA at some point is unbelievable.

Of course TNA also had perhaps the greatest tag team of all time on their roster and they hosed that up as well.

Bad Influence, of course. Who else would I be talking about?

I don't remember Sweet Stan and Beautiful Bobby wrestling for them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gonzo McFee posted:

TNA is the man in the 1980's who refused to see a future in this "Computer" thing and decided instead to invest heavily in Disco.

TNA is Xerox telling Bill Gates,"Sure come take a look at this 'mouse' thing the nerds over there have been designing in their spare time :)"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gonzo McFee posted:

TNA is the man in the 1980's who refused to see a future in this "Computer" thing and decided instead to invest heavily in Disco.

False, TNA doesn't have good taste.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

italo disco was killer

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Thauros posted:

and hiromu by going to mexico and getting that amazing midcard feud with dragon lee

and then they went to ROH who threw the match as a prelim match on a PPV with no build and it died horribly because of that

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

oatgan posted:

italo disco was killer

the lack of italo disco entrance music in wrestling is insanely hosed up tbh

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

abraham linksys posted:

the lack of italo disco entrance music in wrestling is insanely hosed up tbh

honestly i'm surprised the synthwave trend hasn't hit wrestling at all

even with vince being behind, Drive is like 6 years old at this point

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

honestly i'm surprised the synthwave trend hasn't hit wrestling at all

even with vince being behind, Drive is like 6 years old at this point

joey janela uses kavinsky as his entrance

which is fine but synthwave is basic as gently caress poo poo liked by normies and fascists, whereas italo disco is where the real poo poo is. who will be the first wrestler brave enough to use radiorama as their entrance music, i wonder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYbeJAk9SM

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Everyone who goes on excursion to CMLL comes back better*


(*Except Yoshitatsu)

Yoshi's awesome in AJPW and still does US indy bookings. I honestly think he's just loving around until something catches his attention.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

abraham linksys posted:

joey janela uses kavinsky as his entrance

which is fine but synthwave is basic as gently caress poo poo liked by normies and fascists, whereas italo disco is where the real poo poo is. who will be the first wrestler brave enough to use radiorama as their entrance music, i wonder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIYbeJAk9SM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
I tried to tell Joey Janela that he needs to enter to Den Harrow but I don't think it took

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/943566820568690693

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Update on Sahadi from Dave: he'd taken 5 different pay cuts (4 with the old regime and 1 with the new) to help out

He was owed between $24k-$39k at the time of the sale to Anthem

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

Update on Sahadi from Dave: he'd taken 5 different pay cuts (4 with the old regime and 1 with the new) to help out

He was owed between $24k-$39k at the time of the sale to Anthem

So he’s a loving idiot then

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sportsgenius86 posted:

So he’s a loving idiot then

Where's he gonna get another job though? His experience in wrestling is going to translate to the outside world better than Ryder or Borash but there's still a tough transition. As funny as it is the company was taking advantage of people in a really tough spot.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'd call him dumb but he's probably spent all that time looking for another job sooo

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Chris James 2 posted:

Update on Sahadi from Dave: he'd taken 5 different pay cuts (4 with the old regime and 1 with the new) to help out

He was owed between $24k-$39k at the time of the sale to Anthem

There's a large instance among those background office people who tried to hold TNA together during the Dixie era and some really serious stress related health issues too.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/943929540514058241

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Eli Drake shouldn't be your lead image for the best of anything. There is nothing at all that he's the best at.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

He's not even the best Hijo de Trump

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Wait, Eli Drake is still the champ?

They only gave him the belt because he's not good enough to jump to greener grass, didn't they.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/944301373004267521

https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/944288114373218304

https://twitter.com/therealec3/status/944310095525109760

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm still amazed that of that whole battle royal for the title, they managed to give it to the single dullest guy in the match

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

Hasn't that option only been available for like four days

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

DeathChicken posted:

I'm still amazed that of that whole battle royal for the title, they managed to give it to the single dullest guy in the match

How does this amaze you in the year of our lord 2017

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The Re: Alec 3

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Eddie dropped the title here. One less IMPACT related obligation before leaving the company and presumably joining NXT and ROH.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Dropped which title? Was Eddie a random NOAH champion or is a random NOAH wrestler a TNA champion?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

eddie was ghc (noah) champ

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/944270555041206273

https://twitter.com/TriedNTruePro/status/944281968564465664

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

2017 is almost more than I can handle.

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN IS BACK! BOOM! SLAPNUTS!

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