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My favorite was just as I’m being put under anesthesia the doctor and nurses started getting all sexy talk with me Nurse: now I’m going to open up your gown Doctor: not every day you have two women taking your clothes off, right? Nurse2 (sexily): now I’m loosening your pants Add a few more sexy time comments and I go under and I’m feeling like this would be a good way to die
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Sininu posted:Wasn't Vine supposed to be dead? I think the sequel's coming soon https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ozt23eVec81ttrxmx_480.mp4
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Snowy posted:My favorite was just as I’m being put under anesthesia the doctor and nurses started getting all sexy talk with me You got raped, son!
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Snowy posted:My favorite was just as I’m being put under anesthesia the doctor and nurses started getting all sexy talk with me 
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(sexily) that's one of my fantasies
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what even is that thing in before "a lion"
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Samuringa posted:Holy poo poo, there's an entire subgenre of these, it's goddamn amazing You'll love this one from '06
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FFT posted:what even is that thing That is a mongoose. All weasels are more angry than scared.
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FFT posted:what even is that thing Looks like a mongoose.
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Jamesman posted:Am I wrong, or did they use Paul Rudd as the source? You’re right, I can see the frames they traced.
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RareAcumen posted:I think the sequel's coming soon I love how the other lioness immediately and excitedly trots over the instant the mongoose emerges. "Whoa, a horrible little shrieking thing coming out of the ground? I gotta get in on this!"
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BlancoNino posted:That is a mongoose. All weasels are more angry than scared. Partial Octopus posted:Looks like a mongoose.
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BlancoNino posted:That is a mongoose. All weasels are more angry than scared. They're not mustelids though
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Wendell posted:You’re right, I can see the frames they traced. I mean, we all knew Paul Rudd was Jesus anyway, so it makes sense.
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Barry Bluejeans posted:I love how the other lioness immediately and excitedly trots over the instant the mongoose emerges. "Whoa, a horrible little shrieking thing coming out of the ground? I gotta get in on this!" I think that one's supposed to be the mom of the one it screamed at first. dialhforhero posted:Mongooses! Mongai 
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RareAcumen posted:I think the sequel's coming soon drat Riki Tiki! You better cool your poo poo off. That lioness is gonna kick your rear end if you actually hurt her boy.
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dialhforhero posted:Mongooses! Mongodes
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I love that they tried to make a knockoff version of Calpis but somehow ended up with a n even less appetizing name 
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Barry Bluejeans posted:I love how the other lioness immediately and excitedly trots over the instant the mongoose emerges. "Whoa, a horrible little shrieking thing coming out of the ground? I gotta get in on this!" The first lion's a juvenile male (he still has his cub spots but you can see the mane beginning to pop up). That's probably his mother or a sister.
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You forgot the punchline. 15 minutes later he posts https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792
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This is exactly what my mind did. Thank you.
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This is awesome. The Un/Trump slapfights are my favorite harbinger of nuclear war.
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Celiac's Disease, named for its discoverer, Dr. Alexander R. Celiac of the University of Michigan
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