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Entropic posted:At this point an actual religion based around Star Citizen would not surprise me Lesnick wears a made up holy symbol from a fictional sect from wing commander around his meaty neck sooo Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Moridin920 posted:I'm on a space liner. I can only afford Eta class. I order a Croberts on the rocks. I get a Sex on the Moon, quality 40% I love you. "That's Commander xXWeedInSpaceXx!"
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Jan 4, 2018 16:43
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Fartbox posted:I can't wait to log in and play as janitor on another players luxury space ship. If I play all night tonight and get the toilets real mighty shiny, I might even get that bonus that my boss SuperSaiyanWeed420 been hintin at SuperSaiyanWeed420 says your bonus is back in the hold and when you go to get he opens the airlock and now is transporting a corpse.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:03
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Come to think of it haven't goons already played out 99% of the SC jack off fantasies in Eve? I mean they: Let a newbie direct a corporation for fun, then he wound up being good at it. Blew up the first megaship while hammered and bored. Held a prolonged siege on the safe space part of the galaxy. Mourned the unexpected death of a weird racist. Cost other internet dorks a stupid amount of money in fake internet spaceships. Razorwired fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jan 4, 2018 |
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Jan 4, 2018 19:09
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JB50 posted:SuperSaiyanWeed420 says your bonus is back in the hold and when you go to get he opens the airlock and now is transporting a corpse. My favorite bit about this weird fanfic was the presumption that the NPC anti-slaving space fed authorities would be both nuanced and still credulous enough to look at a cargo hold full of people recently deceased all with the same "sudden vacuum exposure" cause of death and say "yup, no slaving here but we will have to cite you for transporting corpses without a licence."
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Jan 4, 2018 19:09
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:My favorite bit about this weird fanfic was the presumption that the NPC anti-slaving space fed authorities would be both nuanced and still credulous enough to look at a cargo hold full of people recently deceased all with the same "sudden vacuum exposure" cause of death and say "yup, no slaving here but we will have to cite you for transporting corpses without a licence." im a sovereign star citizen and i do not recognize the authority of this kal'isva (a creature similar to kangaroo, but in space) court, pig
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Jan 4, 2018 19:12
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:My favorite bit about this weird fanfic was the presumption that the NPC anti-slaving space fed authorities would be both nuanced and still credulous enough to look at a cargo hold full of people recently deceased all with the same "sudden vacuum exposure" cause of death and say "yup, no slaving here but we will have to cite you for transporting corpses without a licence." Captains Of Industry
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Jan 4, 2018 19:12
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Is there anyway short of just reading through the archived Eve thread that I can hear about the Goonfleet and its many adventures?. The idea that goons took on the mightiest non-goons in space and dumpstered them is so glee-inducing to me and i want to experience it anyway i can.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:15
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Fartbox posted:Will there be a whipping minigame so I can whip my slaves, played by other players You might almost say it’s an inevitable consequence of piracy.
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Jan 4, 2018 19:34
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steinrokkan posted:im a sovereign star citizen and i do not recognize the authority of this kal'isva (a creature similar to kangaroo, but in space) court, pig just carry an offical looking letter with the words DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY in giant letters.
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Jan 5, 2018 05:39
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Bust Rodd posted:Is there anyway short of just reading through the archived Eve thread that I can hear about the Goonfleet and its many adventures?. The idea that goons took on the mightiest non-goons in space and dumpstered them is so glee-inducing to me and i want to experience it anyway i can. There is an actually well written history of player poo poo that went on in EVE that mostly ends with Goons causing mayhem. http://empiresofeve.com It's a good read but I played EVE so my brain may be warped.
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Jan 5, 2018 05:47
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Jan 5, 2018 19:56
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The correct metaphor is you put a thing on layaway but it didn't exist.
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Jan 5, 2018 19:59
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:The correct metaphor is you put a thing on layaway but it didn't exist and you knew it didn't exist and you knew they had zero obligation to actually provide it to you ever and also it's a company that has never even made that thing or anything similar before and also the product is not even actually possible to create. ftfy
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Jan 5, 2018 20:05
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The guy asking is the sympathetic voice of reason in this story, yet he spent 200 dollars on an ethereal spaceship. I don't know who to root for.
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Jan 5, 2018 20:06
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Will this game make me happy? Will it make me forget my troubles?
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Jan 5, 2018 20:27
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Fartbox posted:Will this game make me happy? Will it make me forget my troubles? Put down $2000 for a space yacht and turn up the bubbles in the space jacuzzi man*. No need to waste all that cash on therapy in the real world. *neither are implemented in the game yet
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Jan 5, 2018 20:33
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Icochet posted:The guy asking is the sympathetic voice of reason in this story, yet he spent 200 dollars on an ethereal spaceship. I don't know who to root for. I usually root for the poor sap over the smug rear end in a top hat
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Jan 5, 2018 20:35
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"bought and used" lmao
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Jan 5, 2018 20:40
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Yeah lol, there is an extremely good chance that $200 ship isnt even in game yet. There was a chart that showed the relative sizes of the ships that had been sold at that point and as far as i know probably less than a quarter had even been rendered in game yet. Some were absolutely massive, probably bigger than the environments they've made playable so far and require a bigger crew than is even so far possible lmao.
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Jan 5, 2018 20:51
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so it's not a pledge reward 
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Jan 5, 2018 21:27
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Fartbox posted:Will this game make me happy? Will it make me forget my troubles? Am you hollow like death nearly all your life?
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Jan 5, 2018 21:54
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Razorwired posted:Blew up the first megaship while hammered and bored. Actually that was BoB who did that, to the ASCN titan, technically 
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Jan 5, 2018 21:59
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lmao. How do you use something that doesn't exist.
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Jan 5, 2018 22:07
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Away all Goats posted:lmao. How do you use something that doesn't exist. Severe mental illness.
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Jan 6, 2018 02:43
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Away all Goats posted:lmao. How do you use something that doesn't exist. When you think about it buying a ship is like buying forums swag, the ship doesn't exist and never will, but you are entitled to swing it as an online dick in the Star Citizen forums. Or at least that's how SC chucklefucks use their game. If Croberts made a roleplaying IRC room they would be just as happy as if they actually got the game they paid for.
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Jan 6, 2018 02:49
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:I usually root for the poor sap over the smug rear end in a top hat It might not be so simple. I see it more as guy who is dumb as hell vs. a guy with severe stockholm syndrome.
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After reading through this thread in its entirety, I can now conclude that Star Citizen sounds like a larger-scope, 3D Space Station 13 that somehow ends up being less fun-sounding than the decades-old farting spaceman game with obtuse controls. Can I be a space-clown?
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Jan 6, 2018 18:13
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ChickenHeart posted:After reading through this thread in its entirety, I can now conclude that Star Citizen sounds like a larger-scope, 3D Space Station 13 that somehow ends up being less fun-sounding than the decades-old farting spaceman game with obtuse controls. No, that's nothing what Star Citizen is like. Star Citizen is a small buggy demo of an unremarkable space sim
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Jan 6, 2018 18:35
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i just cant wait to be the court stenographer in a star citizen courtroom for a living
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Jan 6, 2018 18:52
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ChickenHeart posted:After reading through this thread in its entirety, I can now conclude that Star Citizen sounds like a larger-scope, 3D Space Station 13 that somehow ends up being less fun-sounding than the decades-old farting spaceman game with obtuse controls. man SS13 used to be so stupid fun but every time i've tried to install that lovely BYOND client on anything built in the last decade or so it hasn't worked right
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Stefan Prodan posted:i just cant wait to be the court stenographer in a star citizen courtroom for a living "Your Honor, I have numerous eyewitness accounts of the defendant, Ge0rg3_Mel0nZ_2000, wandering through the restricted private areas of the space-luxury-boat in order to interrupt the ship's patrons ERP sessions. Why, the owner of the ship himself, xXThe_Reich_Guy459Xx, has video footage of the criminal using engine bugs to clip through the security bulkhead onto the bridge, where he then used an item-duping exploit to send millions of low-quality space-pies through the ship's cargo tubes directly into the nazi-domination orgy condo, killing dozens from the physics interactions freaking out. In light of this damning evidence, I motion that we immediately end this trial and proceed to punish this lowlife with the help of the 'Stimpire Excessive Torture Fantasy Playset' that I bought last month for the sale price of 699.99 USD."
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Jan 6, 2018 19:46
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So when can I buy actual water naval vessels in my space sim?
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Sotar posted:So when can I buy actual water naval vessels in my space sim? That will happen right after the water rights sale on the planet (only $299.99 for 10 square kilometers!). (Warning---These rights only raise the possibility of local space authorities coming to your rescued 50.000001% of the time).
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Stefan Prodan posted:i just cant wait to be the court stenographer in a star citizen courtroom for a living If SS13 is any indication, it's a surprisingly entertaining job, just expect to be blown up regularly.
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Jan 7, 2018 10:02
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JB50 posted:Somebody post the pic of the drink maker on the ship that they thought would be some sort of mini game someone would play. Is there anything they won't steal? http://www.elkay.com/bottle-filling-stations
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Jan 7, 2018 13:02
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Turmoil posted:Is there anything they won't steal? http://www.elkay.com/bottle-filling-stations
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food court bailiff posted:man SS13 used to be so stupid fun but every time i've tried to install that lovely BYOND client on anything built in the last decade or so it hasn't worked right Works fine it’s pretty much all I’ve been playing for the last 6 months.
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A few months ago I decided to check out SS13 and there were plenty of people playing. I wish it would get remade though tbh it's a bit too arcane. I can figure out dwarf fortress just fine but after several hours of trying to figure out what the gently caress I'm doing only to have some dude yell at me (so naturally I then make it my mission to just kill that dick) I still have no idea what's happening. I had fun though.
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ChickenHeart posted:"Your Honor, I have numerous eyewitness accounts of the defendant, Ge0rg3_Mel0nZ_2000, wandering through the restricted private areas of the space-luxury-boat in order to interrupt the ship's patrons ERP sessions. What do you have to say in your defense? Honk *sprays Clownitius laced water in the faces of all present*
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