Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Lladre posted:

Streetroller, no matter how much he posts, involve Mr. TopHat in your case.

Mr.Tophat posted:

This. Absolutely this.

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Dementropy: Aug 23, 2010

G0RF posted:

EUROGAMER: Star Citizen, I am Disappointed

Oh hey, finally a news story not harping on the latest lawsuit development. Don�t these clickbaiters realize there is a GAME being made here?

Oh wait... Oh no...

Oh

There are so many fair-minded complaints in this write up of 3.0 that to bold them all would make for an ugly sight. It�s the first time in a long time a major outlet has written an actual review of the game as playable, and man, it�s not pretty.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:51

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Sarsapariller posted:

Chances of this thread being used as evidence in a court trial just skyrocketed.

Coincidentally, so did the chances of me getting thrown in prison forever for crimes of the legman variety.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:51

biglads: Feb 21, 2007; I could've gone to Blatherwycke

Streetroller just made the SC thread great again

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:52

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Dementropy posted:

imagine being so mad you write this many words about a video game

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:53

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

big nipples big life posted:

imagine being so mad you write this many words about a video game

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&userid=210149

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:55

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Star Citizen is such that I had to take a moment to try and parse whether that guy was trying to imply Derek Smart is a Secret Jew or whether he was just so angry he couldn't breathe and passed out on his parentheses buttons for a second.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:55

Aramoro: Jun 1, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

Star Citizen is such that I had to take a moment to try and parse whether that guy was trying to imply Derek Smart is a Secret Jew or whether he was just so angry he couldn't breathe and passed out on his parentheses buttons for a second.

I'm mad he mismatched his parentheses, that's how you get syntax errors.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:56

Zzr: Oct 6, 2016

Sarsapariller posted:

Chances of this thread being used as evidence in a court trial just skyrocketed.

MOM I'LL BE A PROOF ON A US TRIAL !

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:57

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Dementropy posted:

all the above is an opinion and is should be considered fiction

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:58

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

I sigh as I draw my legal notes which are made of hanzo shitpost steel

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:58

Zzr: Oct 6, 2016

Streetroller posted:

I received money in my paypal account somehow, after being told I wasn't entitled.
My rights are more important than my money. I'm seeking triple what he stole from me.

See ManofManyAliases/Toast ? That's how you make money with your jpgs.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:59

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Aramoro posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3800238&userid=210149

furthermore

# ? Jan 10, 2018 16:59

TheAgent: Feb 16, 2002; The call is coming from inside Dr. House; Grimey Drawer

Streetroller posted:

So Here's The Deal: I'm suing Chris Roberts for consumer fraud in small claims court.
Everything he's ever said will be used against him as a public figure, and his litany of LLC shell companies don't protect him.
He either comes to Jersey to defend himself, or get's a default judgment of being a fraud.

loving blow me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojx7VcbowYQ

You're a brave, brave man. Wish you the best, in life and the lawsuit.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:01

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

I haven't watched the video yet, I want to wait until I have some herb to season my mind

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:02

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Sarsapariller posted:

Chances of this thread being used as evidence in a court trial just skyrocketed.

I want to see space court jokes and pgabz videos played in a court room please.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:05

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Dementropy posted:

I'm the #fakenews and @cnn

I wonder what the overlap between being a MAGA chud and a US backer is.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:06

Lugnut Seatcushion: May 4, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

Streetroller what color was your citizen card?

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:07

Asema: Oct 2, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I'm the #fakenews and @cnn

I wonder what the overlap between being a MAGA chud and a US backer is.

it's a circle

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:07

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

Streetroller posted:

I received money in my paypal account somehow, after being told I wasn't entitled.
My rights are more important than my money. I'm seeking triple what he stole from me.

Good luck friend.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:07

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Nuclearmonkee posted:

I'm the #fakenews and @cnn

I wonder what the overlap between being a MAGA chud and a US backer is.

High. Or rather, the overlap between being a MAGA chud and being a highly vocal white knight is high.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:08

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I'm not owned by the way. I just wanted you all to understand that.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:09

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Roberts spends his final days as developer travelling from city to city getting sued.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:11

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

big nipples big life posted:

I'm not owned by the way. I just wanted you all to understand that.

Your honor, please refer to exhibit 38 which shows the forums poster "big nipples big life" being owned.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:12

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Dementropy posted:

Wait wait wait!

I think I missed a big one here

Since when did these spergs admitted that SC is not a game.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:14

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

maybe under YOUR definition of owned I was owned but intent exclusively not owned.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:14

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

You're otter order

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:15

EminusSleepus: Sep 28, 2015

Streetroller posted:

I received money in my paypal account somehow, after being told I wasn't entitled.
My rights are more important than my money. I'm seeking triple what he stole from me.

I think with that amount croberts will gonna need a loving buffet dinner this time around to raise money

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:16

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

ScoreLord posted:

fascism is faceless.

say this in Zizek voice

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:16

Streetroller: Jun 11, 2016

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:20

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

EminusSleepus posted:

Wait wait wait!

I think I missed a big one here

Since when did these spergs admitted that SC is not a game.

Since it became convenient

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:20

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Streetroller posted:

Ahhh, stay classy youtube

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:21

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

peter gabriel posted:

Ahhh, stay classy youtube

Not Archering this

yes I am

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:23

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Streetroller posted:

Always nice to see the wonderful community in action.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:24

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I wonder if it's just Star Citizen and its dedication to ensuring that hallways are well mopped that's brought out the MAGAs or if it's a long running Wing Commander tradition that I was unaware of.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:25

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

ManofManyAliases posted:

I'm here talking about a game/non-game just like you guys are. I have every right, I've paid my dues and put up with lovely and equally non-lovely people as have all of you. Why does that bother you?

You came here primarily to shitpost at Derek in an attempt to somehow make a fool of him. You constantly tried to 'own' him with some bullshit which was immediately shot down by him. You have over and over shown to be the fool in the war against him. And this is a dude that doesn't need to be prodded to make a fool of himself.

Also:

ManofManyAliases posted:

Sillybones posted:
Predictions:
SQ42 will not be in 2017 (obviously)
Something called 3.0 will be released mid year. It will have nothing in it that was said to be in 3.0.
The engine change will not be done before the end of the year. Nothing of value will be gained from Lumberyard and they will just stick with what they got.
Derrek Smart will promise big things that turn out to be reasonably medium things (Yes, console release. No, it will also never be done)
And the big one: A massive change in the direction of the project this year will be openly announced. Think: dropping the MMO side.

You didn't hear this from me. Natch'.

-We're going to see 3.0 release much earlier than "mid-year."
-SQ42 will, at the very least, have a level (or few levels) drop this year. Though, I'm optimistic for a full release before end-of-year.
-Certain evocati will begin testing 3.0 very, very soon.

Quote the poo poo out of this if you want.

The console thing never came true, sadly. The rest was good enough. Here are my 2018 predictions:

SQ42 will not be in 2018 (obviously)
Something called 3.1 will be released mid year. It will have nothing in it that was said to be in 3.0.
The engine change will not be done before the end of the year. Etc.
Dr. Derek will not have his 'this next one is even bigger' appear.
Crytek lawsuit will result in settlement for undisclosed amount. CIG will keep on trucking through 2018, but will switch from their large, semi-mainstream success and turn into one of those sad, barely propped up haunts that are so common on the net (like these forums).
They will drop the MMO side this year. Sorry it was so late. Console release announced in 2019.

I did not say this. I am not here.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:25

Lugnut Seatcushion: May 4, 2013; Lipstick Apathy

They're imploring Chris Roberts to Make a Game Again

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:27

Incitatus: Dec 16, 2005; The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!

Sillybones posted:

Crytek lawsuit will result in settlement for undisclosed amount. CIG will keep on trucking through 2018, but will switch from their large, semi-mainstream success and turn into one of those sad, barely propped up haunts that are so common on the net (like these forums).

I did not say this. I am not here.

Lowtax swaps somethingawful for Star Citizen.

# ? Jan 10, 2018 17:30