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CD has a sizable contingent who believe that Alien: Covenant was a good film. The light of reason does not penetrate there.
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He did a fun self parody in GBS for the Ghostbusters thread that was there a while back.
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Jan 11, 2018 22:21
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Big Beef City posted:Imagine being hat-throwing dukes of Hazzard sheriff mad because you're so loving stupid that Donald Trump tricked you and you're just now realizing it.
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rodbeard posted:He did a fun self parody in GBS for the Ghostbusters thread that was there a while back. No he didn't.
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Jan 11, 2018 23:06
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Goons will slobber all over his loving knob but god help you if you post anything from 50 Foot Ant, which is totally different because: He's CD's 50 Foot Ant.
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Jan 11, 2018 23:22
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He's pretty funny but I'm still glad I don't read any threads that he posts in regularly tbh
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Jan 11, 2018 23:36
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Goons will slobber all over his loving knob but god help you if you post anything from 50 Foot Ant, which is totally different because: I hate both of them.
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Jan 11, 2018 23:44
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Goons will slobber all over his loving knob but god help you if you post anything from 50 Foot Ant, which is totally different because: The people who like SMG like him because they're dumb and he makes them feel smart by association. The people who like 50 Foot Ant like him because they're dumb and like being entertained by painfully bad fiction... now that I think about it, given that SMG recommended Gamer as a good film & a cohort rose up to sing its praises, there might be some overlap on the venn.
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Eventually, when there are only three posters left on these dead, gay forums, SMG will reveal himself to be a long-game TobleroneTriangular alt and everyone will return to shitpost the thread so hard the servers finally explode and usher in the SA end times.
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mysterious frankie posted:Nah man, it is. Usually fyad back then could disassemble any weirdo thrown at them, but he just kept being him. Its kind of admirable. Fried Watermelon posted:im permabanned poster niggerstomper58. i first started reading fyad when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "friend of the family balls" and "i love making GBS threads inside friend of the family assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of fyad humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" fyad to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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Breetai posted:CD has a sizable contingent who believe that Alien: Covenant was a good film. The light of reason does not penetrate there. They have a contingent who clearly wait for social consensus and then oppose it, whatever the topic.
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Jan 12, 2018 01:37
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Skutter posted:Dr. Bronner's is top tier for this. You can brush your teeth with it, use it as body wash, laundry detergent, dish soap, etc. Plus you can have fun reading the insane ramblings of a crazy person that are printed on every bottle! girl pants posted:Don't rub the peppermint stuff on your junk though. Or do, I guess, if you're into that. girl pants posted:it's not that it burns... it's that the peppermint sensation is pretty... strong, if you're not used to it. Midnight Voyager posted:Also if you run out of toilet paper and just have tissues on hand, make sure they are not the soothing Vicks ones.
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I hope niggerstomper found the peace in this life that he wished for the rest of us.
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Jan 12, 2018 03:54
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Someone I know had a fairly raucous party wherein a houseguest and his girlfriend snuck into an upstairs bedroom for some anal hankey pankey. A combination of keeping the lights off so as not to arouse suspicion, him wearing a condom, and both of them being plastered, meant that they didn't realise that the serendipitous finding of a handy pot of lube in a dresser drawer was actually Vicks Vapo-rub until he was hilt-deep in her barnhole.
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I walked into the local fetid nerd dungeon with my VERY ATTRACTIVE wife and BOTH of her huge boobs on one of the rare occasions when she has an off-day from lingerie modeling. As the disgusting hamdemon rang up my Funko Pops while leering at her DD cups he casually asked me if I was going to have sex with my "very attractive wife" (his words not mine!).
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Jan 12, 2018 06:25
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I miss 50 Foot Ant. 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I miss 50 Foot Ant. Hold the rifle steady.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I miss 50 Foot Ant. Never mind : enjoy all the quality effortposts from the posters who drove him off.
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spog posted:Never mind : enjoy all the quality effortposts from the posters who drove him off. 
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SMG's gimmick is redeemed by his posts in the Duke Nukem Forever thread that was sent to the next dimension.
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There's another post similar to these, if you could please find it. Something about slipping the surly bonds of earth to teabag a snowman
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Breetai posted:Someone I know had a fairly raucous party wherein a houseguest and his girlfriend snuck into an upstairs bedroom for some anal hankey pankey. Do you talk like this IRL?
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Cacafuego posted:Do you talk like this IRL? Does anyone talk the same way they post?
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Pirate Radar posted:Does anyone talk the same way they post? Right here, buddy.
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Cacafuego posted:Do you talk like this IRL? Yes, and they're a goon.
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Jan 12, 2018 13:42
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I talk just! like!! thiiis!!!!!!!
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Cacafuego posted:Do you talk like this IRL? Here on the forums I end up deleting half my responses before I I hit [submit] but in real life I don't have luxury of that filter so I'm constantly spouting insufferable poo poo. I'm loving terrible at analog social media.
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There's nothing wrong with having a large vocabulary, I'm sorry the strange man said big scary words and scared you
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Breetai posted:barnhole.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:There's nothing wrong with having a large vocabulary, I'm sorry the strange man said big scary words and scared you Yeah you basically need a PHd to understand the word "barnhole"
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Karate Bastard posted:I talk just! like!! thiiis!!!!!!! 
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It is almost as if the initial usage of purple prose terminating in a rather brutish obscenity was a lexical device designed to defy expectations thereby eliciting laughter through the juxtaposition of radically different styles of communication, you cunts.
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Didn't work that time, either.
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Subjunctive posted:Didn't work that time, either. Verily gently caress!
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poo poo gently caress gentlemen !!
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Krankenstyle posted:poo poo gently caress gentlemen !! Ecclesiastical excrement pisssssssss
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*goatse, but with one pinkie finger delicately raised*
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Subjunctive posted:Didn't work that time, either. Lmao
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Breetai posted:*goatse, but with one pinkie finger delicately raised* Also lmao
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