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My pee smells like poo poo. I mean like you'd expect to see a fresh hot turd in the bowl but surprise it's just my piss. ?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:16 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:50 |
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Butt sex
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:16 |
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Your body is now a fine tuned machine and working at max capacity.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:31 |
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stop peeing out of your butt
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:34 |
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It's possible for a fistula to develop between your bladder and your intestine, which would contaminate your urine with feces. Please see a medical professional as soon as possible.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 08:38 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:My pee smells like poo poo. I mean like you'd expect to see a fresh hot turd in the bowl but surprise it's just my piss. ? You're Three Olives.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 09:45 |
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congrats on having poo poo come out youre dick op
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 10:28 |
You’re having a stroke.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 10:36 |
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:My pee smells like poo poo. I mean like you'd expect to see a fresh hot turd in the bowl but surprise it's just my piss. ?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 10:40 |
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Have you been posting with your dick, op?
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:06 |
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You should stop injecting poo poo into your dick
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:13 |
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A few weeks back a guy posted about how his piss smelled like coffee and it turns out he was drinking near fatal doses of coffee everyday. My guess is that your problem probably has a similar cause.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:16 |
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If it doesn't smell like fried bacon, you are doing something wrong.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:21 |
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lucky!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:24 |
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sometimes my piss smells like the sugar puff breakfast cereal but i haven't eaten sugar puffs since I was like 10.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:27 |
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didnt know the soylent guy had an account
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:35 |
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communism bitch posted:sometimes my piss smells like the sugar puff breakfast cereal but i haven't eaten sugar puffs since I was like 10. My mom would think I was weird when I told her this
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:35 |
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Heath posted:It's possible for a fistula to develop between your bladder and your intestine, which would contaminate your urine with feces. Please see a medical professional as soon as possible. Came here to say something along those lines, probably would have been something like, "You got poo in your pee tube due to a break in your pee line, probably should get that looked at asap"
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:36 |
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We Know Catheters posted:My mom would think I was weird when I told her this I think it happens when you're dehydrated, so drink more water
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:39 |
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communism bitch posted:sometimes my piss smells like the sugar puff breakfast cereal but i haven't eaten sugar puffs since I was like 10. This comes up surprisingly often on these forums and I always feel the need to warn people. You might have Maple Syrup Urine Disease, which has some complications worth looking into. But the much more likely explanation is either consuming way too much sugar or being diabetic. If it is happening regularly it's worth getting checked because it is clear warning sign of being pre-diabetic or outright diabetic.
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:43 |
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Moon Atari posted:This comes up surprisingly often on these forums and I always feel the need to warn people. You might have Maple Syrup Urine Disease, which has some complications worth looking into. But the much more likely explanation is either consuming way too much sugar or being diabetic. If it is happening regularly it's worth getting checked because it is clear warning sign of being pre-diabetic or outright diabetic. It's probably happened 10 times in my whole life but I'll mention it to my doc!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:48 |
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Eat my short dick!!!!
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:54 |
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i just read if u have a fistula u can fart out ur dickhole too. r u farting out ur dickhole???? also plz see a doctor sugar pee goons edit: HI, Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me. It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm. This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it. I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare. My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it. How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted? Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion. Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes fbsw fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Jan 13, 2018 |
# ? Jan 13, 2018 11:58 |
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Sepsis in your bladder
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# ? Jan 13, 2018 12:00 |
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you suffer from stinky dick
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:07 |
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It means goto a doctor you gross bitch
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:40 |
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Do you have a strange back pain you never experienced before, too?
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:41 |
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turn your monitor on OP
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:43 |
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it belongs in a museum
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:44 |
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Captain Candiru posted:Do you have a strange back pain you never experienced before, too? um, tell me more.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:44 |
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If you have bad pee and back pain you gonna die from kidney failure, oops!
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:45 |
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My pee turned brown once and smelled pretty bad but I shrugged it off and went to bed. I ended up waking up in a hospital 2 days later with a bladder infection that spread to my kidneys.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:47 |
it means you can make a killing at the circus sideshow
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:50 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:stop peeing out of your butt
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:56 |
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it means u smell like poo poo
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 05:58 |
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I think your pissing dried flecks of poo poo off the toilet bowl and reactivating the poop smell. Or you’re dick could be made of poop.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:03 |
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my piss and breath smell like rank fruit when im in ketosis
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:07 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think your pissing dried flecks of poo poo off the toilet bowl and reactivating the poop smell. Or you’re dick could be made of poop. I think we finally have the solution. Clean your crusty toilet every once in a while, OP.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:08 |
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If the OP's american asking the forums is a cost saving measure. People in countries with socialized health care would go straight to a doctor. I put $5 on bladder sepsis.
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:09 |
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Captain Candiru posted:If you have bad pee and back pain you gonna die from kidney failure, oops! i did a blood panel recently and the doc didn't mention anything too out of the ordinary for my kidneys so am i good? my pee just smells like super concentrated pee
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# ? Jan 14, 2018 06:10 |