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jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
no one cares if you can punch they want to see you wrestle,


Ah yes

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JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



"Nobody cares if you can punch, nobody cares if you can kick, they wanna see you wrestle"

Uhhhhh

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

"Nobody cares if you can punch" -UFC fighter, Jessica "Evil" Eye

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Did Colby Covington write her promo?

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
We did it baby, we got a split decision that I probably didn't deserve to win. We did it.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



*Herb Dean wades into Melendez vs Sanchez* come on lets work

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Eye puts the division ON NOTICE with a split decision victory that moves her UFC record to 2-5-1

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Jessica Eye is just awful. In all conceivable ways.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I have a UFC hat signed by Jessica Eye that somehow came into my possession just by living in her vicinity. How much value did it just gain?

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Well drat, that was quick

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Kang good.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


wow wow. deserved for not slamming

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Xerzes posted:

Well drat, that was quick

I literally just walked out of the room for 10 seconds, came back and the fight was over.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
That was pretty awesome

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Kyung Ho Kang is cool, glad he's back

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

handsome only face posted:

wow wow. deserved for not slamming

Yeah he made me yell at my TV.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

For a split second it looked like it was gonna be another Hughes-Newton

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
dang that was cool

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Dokdo is provisionally Korean territory, to be determined by the main event

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
I'm hyped

https://twitter.com/FightTimes/status/952697722284462080

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

ho lee lol

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Choi was just in a commercial for "manly food"

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Dokdo is provisionally Korean territory, to be determined by the main event

This comedy of yours will remain a good memory.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Jessica Rose Clarke got burgled a couple days ago and they kicked her cat so hard it had to be put down. :(

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
Before entering the ring doo ho choi will be seen having a phonecall to someone very dear to his heart, dokdo island of the republic of korea who stands like a mother to us all and is always on our minds even as she floats majestically in the ocean.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

Before entering the ring doo ho choi will be seen having a phonecall to someone very dear to his heart, dokdo island of the republic of korea who stands like a mother to us all and is always on our minds even as she floats majestically in the ocean.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jessica Eye standing on the other side of the fence screaming,"THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU PUNCH! :argh:"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
a bearded waffle is projected onto the gotham night sky

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
It's Lackluster Ladies Night in St Louis, y'all.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

I hope I never have to see Bernardo fight ever again

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Some pretty good punching followed by some real bad and desperate grappling.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
And after three five minute rounds we go to the judges cards for a decision [the card is just a cartoon of aldana holding her freakishly long arms out, palm on her opponent's forehead as bernardo harmlessly windmills her arms]

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

a bearded waffle is projected onto the gotham night sky

lol

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatelynIsAZombie posted:

And after three five minute rounds we go to the judges cards for a decision [the card is just a cartoon of aldana holding her freakishly long arms out, palm on her opponent's forehead as bernardo harmlessly windmills her arms]

Ahaha

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
High level stuff here

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
This card is making me feel like a filthy sexist.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Aldana is trying her best to make this fight entertaining and Bernardo isn't having it

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Triticum Guzzler posted:

High level stuff here

Seeing Bernardo get that second takedown after aldana got out from underneath and tried to stand was cool and surprising, unsurprising was looking down to check my phone afterwards and looking up seeing it lead to nothing

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive
ok invicta is over for the night, except for one more

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Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Aldana's hip throw was pretty cool and her hands looked good, but Bernardo was just good enough to survive and stop anything happening, albeit not good enough to do anything herself.

Marco Polo Reyes was in one of the best fights of the year in 2016 against the other Dong Hyung Kim, this could be cool

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