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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The more I watch PVZ the more I wonder what she's actually good at

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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How the gently caress did that guard pull work when everything was so slow and sloppy?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014

Wow this is dreadful

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Benne posted:

The more I watch PVZ the more I wonder what she's actually good at

She's real good at smiling. Though she's bad enough at fighting that that has an expiry date.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
really enjoyed Paige spending 2 minutes in a triangle and somehow delivering the most offense of the fight during it

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


What'd she say she broke?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I started following Jess about a year ago because her BJJ matches were so very, very bad. Amazing she found someone that she might actually beat in a grappling match. And if she can keep from getting her head caved in standing up she might pull this out!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The UFC let Rory MacDonald go to Bellator so they could keep Paige Van Zant.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
"learned how to grapple from a web" Paige van Zant

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



the beautiful joe silva would have never forced me to sit through trash like this. one of them can't attack and the other can't defend, and clark's corners don't even seem to have any confidence in her ability to damage PVZ

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Her arms broken. It’s loving broken.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
PvZ the one winged angel

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Pull your dang head out Paige

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Miching Mallecho posted:

Her arms broken. It’s loving broken.

she can use her limp floppy arm to block all of clark's punches, knowing they can't actually cause damage

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Call me crazy but if your opponent has a hurt arm maybe you should attack the arm

I dunno I'm not an expert or anything

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Dan Didio posted:

The UFC let Rory MacDonald go to Bellator so they could keep Paige Van Zant.

Horiguchi too

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Your co-main event, everybody.

Poor, poor St. Louis.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Human Crouton posted:

Do either of these women know that they are bad at BJJ?

Jessica Eye said nobody wanted to see punches so they have no choice but to grapple as best they can :shrug:

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



paige is gonna win this on the scorecards

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Horiguchi too

Oh loving hell, why did you have to remind me.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Aye Doc posted:

paige is gonna win this on the scorecards

She absolutely should not.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Paige is bad but she’s the toughest woman in the company by far

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Paige is bad but she’s the toughest woman in the company by far

I don't think this is true.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I hope Paige signs a permanent DWTS contract so I don't have to watch her fight again

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



she's taken at least 2 punches and a kick to her broken loving arm, all of them completely on accident by clark

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
JRC getting outstruck by a one-armed girl is pretty funny

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



El Roncho posted:

Your co-main event, everybody.

Poor, poor St. Louis.

at least we got provel

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

Paige is bad but she’s the toughest woman in the company by far

Really? I'd put Joanna and Andrade ahead of her at least. She gets points for stubborness though.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Jess got to 10 beating Bec, a one armed PVZ might make her top 5, or even a title shot.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


I want to see Clark fight someone competent and get ruined.

e: Jessica Rose Clark is going to take the flyweight title, isn't she?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Clark is like the tutorial dummy opponent in a fighting game.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Grem posted:

Jess got to 10 beating Bec, a one armed PVZ might make her top 5, or even a title shot.

Who the hell is in this division it is so thin.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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Some fighters finish a few fights with an overhand right and get fixated on spamming it with diminishing returns. Paige wins one fight with a switch kick and now it is the only thing she is physically able to do.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

What in the gently caress

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
They killed her cat wtf

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Congrats to Jessica Rose Clark who I believe just won the Interim Flyweight title.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
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Holy poo poo, glad she got the win

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Someone killed her cat. :(

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Ulio posted:

Who the hell is in this division it is so thin.

Title challenger Roxanne Modafferi.

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Her poor cat :(

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