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Trig Discipline posted:Well if you've got a better way to convince rich people to kill themselves I'm all ears, buddy. Raw water?
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Isn't ...all water raw?
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Jan 15, 2018 20:37
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You can boil or steam water to cook it.
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Jan 15, 2018 20:40
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Ah. So, puddle water in a bottle, sold as "free-range, organic"?
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Jan 15, 2018 20:46
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Isn't ...all water raw? Not once it's been processed, dummy. Running it through a pump in a bottling plant destroys all the vital watermins and weterals that BIG WATER doesn't want you to know about! and if you put chlorine in it and run it through metal pipes to your house well then you might as well just be drinking bleach out of an old car exhaust, stupid!
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Jan 15, 2018 20:47
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Isn't ...all water raw? Not if it has FlUoRiDe in it! Educate yourself on FLUORIDE! Please ignore any actual research done on it that might suggest that its health benefits outweigh what minor problems they've found! Focus only on the articles that have CHEMICALS in all caps in the headline.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Isn't ...all water raw? Not according to the genius behind the Juicero Juicer
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Improbable Lobster posted:Not according to the genius behind the Juicero Juicer It feels so reactionary, like they read about the Flint water crisis and were like "Normie Mankind and his accursed pipes have let us down once again. The only truly rational mass water delivery system is to have a trembly sparrow chested man scoop bespoke jelly water from a forest puddle and sell it to me for $50 per glass cubeful."
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Jan 15, 2018 21:06
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Trig Discipline posted:Well if you've got a better way to convince rich people to kill themselves I'm all ears, buddy. Runup to the replication of the French revolution is coming along nicely imo.
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Jan 15, 2018 21:11
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Trig Discipline posted:Well if you've got a better way to convince rich people to kill themselves I'm all ears, buddy. Fentanyl in cocaine is probably a better bet. You would have some collateral damage, though. Or hell, look at all the unsafe poo poo Gwyneth Paltrow peddles. Maybe she's secretly just trying to kill off white women?
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Jan 15, 2018 21:13
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SpacePig posted:Not if it has FlUoRiDe in it! Educate yourself on FLUORIDE! Please ignore any actual research done on it that might suggest that its health benefits outweigh what minor problems they've found! Focus only on the articles that have CHEMICALS in all caps in the headline. I don't know who these quotes are from: quote:The grammar on that conspiracy theorists list is really disjointed and weird. It lists a bunch of symptoms, and then says "does x" for a bunch of others. Like, fluoride accelerates the aging process and promotes mental disturbances. But then? FLUORIDE SEDATIVE. FLUORIDE INFERTILITY. FLUORIDE AUTISM. quote:FLUORIDE TRY HARD BUT PEOPLE GET MAD AND YELL AT FLUORIDE. FLUORIDE ANGER. FLUORIDE SMASH.
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Jan 15, 2018 22:12
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If you remove the giardia you remove essential nutrients.
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Are we talking like, water out of a natural spring? Because when I was growing up there was a natural spring that flowed out of the side of a hill on my grandpa's farm. He'd fill empty Jif peanut butter jars with it and let us drink it. So far as I know the spring is still there and he still owns the land. I'm gonna go get some raw water and hit the farmers market.
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Jan 16, 2018 07:34
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I just realised you could probably sell these dumbasses empty plastic cups, call 'em "dehydrated water pods," and charge $80 a glass for 'em. E: $120 for "dehydrated Tibetan water pods," $400 for "blessed dehydrated Tibetan water pods," $2,000 for "blessed dehydrated Tibetan water pods of the thunderbird."
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Jan 16, 2018 08:19
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Someone beat you to it. My stupid-joke-loving grandfather had an empty, sealed milk carton sitting on his shelf with a label that read "dehydrated water."
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On the theme of bougie hippie scams...Haifisch posted:I was going to say it was probably targeting people who want something sweet they can pretend isn't total garbage(like what happened with all those super-sugary yogurt flavors and mix-ins), but then I looked at the brand's site and Lazlo Nibble posted:Intentionally-created high-vibrational dessert hummus! BioEnchanted posted:REminds me of a shop near me called "Chocolate by Design" that does special moulds of chocolate, like elaborate shapes and things. Chocolate Dominos and rabbits and the like. I like the implication that they have a sister store called "Chocolate by Accident" Intoluene posted:I believe chocolate by accident is called sharting.
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Untrustable posted:Are we talking like, water out of a natural spring? Because when I was growing up there was a natural spring that flowed out of the side of a hill on my grandpa's farm. He'd fill empty Jif peanut butter jars with it and let us drink it. So far as I know the spring is still there and he still owns the land. I'm gonna go get some raw water and hit the farmers market. Plenty of people in rural areas get water from (known, tested, trustworthy) wells. You gotta claim your raw water comes from some hidden untouched natural spring to really set yourself apart. Then charge $60 for a bottle.
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Jan 16, 2018 09:57
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Or just bottle tap water and sell it at a 1000x markup This is Dasani, that I know of, but there likely are others.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Or just bottle tap water and sell it at a 1000x markup They all are tap water, just filtered and cleaned up via reverse osmosis, charcoal filtering, ozone, and UV.
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Jan 16, 2018 12:40
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Somfin posted:E: $120 for "dehydrated Tibetan water pods," $400 for "blessed dehydrated Tibetan water pods," $2,000 for "blessed dehydrated Tibetan water pods of the thunderbird."
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Jan 16, 2018 13:04
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A few years ago the X-Men brought the original 5 teenage X-Men (Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Iceman, and Angel) to the present day from the 60s and accidentally trapped them in the present day. Don't ask how the timeline works, it 100% doesn't and no one cares. Anyway Cyclops is in a convenience store and sees all the bottled water and asks the clerk why they're selling it. "What's wrong with water now? Did something happen to it?" It's dumb, but then again so is using multiple water bottles for anything other than wilderness travel.
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mind the walrus posted:A few years ago the X-Men brought the original 5 teenage X-Men (Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Iceman, and Angel) to the present day from the 60s and accidentally trapped them in the present day. Don't ask how the timeline works, it 100% doesn't and no one cares.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:"The way you achieve orgasm with a consenting partner is weird" I said, as I placed my blood-engorged flesh tube inside the mucus cavern of my partner. "I find it strange and disgusting" I said, as the organ adjacent to my lower intestines produced white goo that would be flung into the fleshy sack in my partners abdomen, where it would forcibly penetrate her cells and generate a benign tumor that would one day be expelled from her body. im really impressed that you still went full-tilt for the moral high ground in direct response to a post about an infantilized woman getting her rear end filled with water and made to explosively poo poo in a diaper
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Tiggum posted:I think I've seen that exact same joke in about half a dozen TV shows. Wow, X-Men comics are more influential than I thought.
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The bong laser chat on page 319 made me cry with laughter. If you missed it you should check it out. It helped that it was followed by some very funny responses to the BDSM test as well. The funny forums quotes are coming from inside the thread! and all that.
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Picnic Princess posted:If you remove the giardia you remove essential nutrients. Giardia? I hardly knew 'er!
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giardia is my favorite pokemon
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Normal Adult Human posted:giardia is my favorite pokemon she's my favorite food network celebrity
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too bad they cancelled her show after they found tapes of her giving mexicans so much poo poo
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Untrustable posted:Are we talking like, water out of a natural spring? Because when I was growing up there was a natural spring that flowed out of the side of a hill on my grandpa's farm. He'd fill empty Jif peanut butter jars with it and let us drink it. So far as I know the spring is still there and he still owns the land. I'm gonna go get some raw water and hit the farmers market. My dad once drove us for hours in the Arkansas summer to fill up jugs from an old spring he knew of deep in the woods, why? the answer is lost to me now. I had to sit in the truck bed with my sister over miles and miles of broken, dirt roads. It was hot, bumpy hell with no hope of comfort or relief. The landscape was insanely gorgeous. That was the best goddamn water I ever had, next to drinking straight from the Petit Jean waterfall after hiking for like 6 hours. If I knew where that spring was now, I'd be making loving bank. The Petit Jean Park should be bottling that poo poo, too.
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I'm pretty sure the raw water company just uses untreated tap water
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Improbable Lobster posted:I'm pretty sure the raw water company just uses untreated tap water Lots of "our precious bodily fluids" types.
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I drink Deionized Water.
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i drink delionized water. its nothing special.
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I prefer my water unionized, but it’s such a labor-intensive process
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Spanish Manlove posted:I drink Deionized Water. 
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There's a spring that trickles out of a road cutaway just outside of town. Years ago someone jammed a length of perforated pvc pipe into the bank so there's a way to fill up the jugs and there is always one or two people filling up jugs and poo poo during summer for beer making and poo poo. It's tasty.
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this has to be the weirdest and most disgusting gimmick account I've seen in a long time 
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Hemingway To Go! posted:this has to be the weirdest and most disgusting gimmick account I've seen in a long time But...
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The quote I’m about to post is not funny in and of itself. That’s because it’s time to play... Guess! The! Thread! BravestOfTheLamps posted:"Latinx" is in itself accepting sexism, and trying to counteract it by hiding. It's based on the notion that the "sexism" of the word latinos is insurmountable, and that is must be modified with a cipher to hide supposed masculine hegemony. This obviously just makes the gendering more obvious. There's a lacuna in the word that demands completion. It will constantly remind that there is a gender ending there that demands inclusion. Guess the subforum that this post comes from without clicking through for 50 points. Guess the thread for 500 points.
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